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>Good evening, everyone, I hope all is fine and dandy, wherever or whoever you are. My name is Wilber Armstrong and I'm an internationally renowned philosopher and social critic. You've probably heard of me.
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>Blood is the essence of all life. It carries oxygen, sugar and nutrients around our bodies. No blood means no (animal) life. Back in prehistoric times, before us humans domesticated ourselves, we would eat a diet of raw food. This includes the blood of an animal, which the elder of the tribe would drink whilst eating the highly prized organ meats. The elites love to push the idea that drinking blood is "gross", with characters such as vampires. But blood is rich in iron, protein and other various essential nutrients, and it tastes incredible.
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>This raises the question "in our modern slaveciety, where do I obtain blood to drink?". Some people like to purchase blood from butchers, which isn't fresh, so this is a bad move. A much better option would be to hunt an animal or slaughter an animal on one's farm. But if you're not a hunter or a farmer, how do you obtain fresh blood? You'd think it would be impossible. But it's not, and I'm here to prove it.
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>The answer is mosquitoes. The second most infamous consumers of blood (behind leeches). They drink blood, thus are an excellent source of obtaining it.
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>To cultivate mosquitoes (at dusk or dawn, after they have just drank the blood), you create a suitable environment with dechlorinated water in a shaded container, add organic matter like yeast, banana peels, or leaf litter to attract them. Then you harvest them, personally I use a butterfly net.
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>In order to obtain the blood, you simply pulverise them, either with an electric blender or using a more traditional method such as a pestle, and them strain them using a sieve to collect the fresh blood. Then, you drink up.
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>Afterwards, you will be left with a "mash" of pulverised mosquitoes, which makes a delicious, 100% carnivore dipping sauce for your raw meat products. Personally, I like to spread it on my raw lamb shanks.
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>And now, time for a quote by yours truly.
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>“In the mythic palate of nature, blood is not taboo but tradition; an ancestral wine, older than morality and as natural as breath.” - Wilber Armstrong
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>Thanks for reading. If you'd like to learn more about me, follow officialwilberarmstrong on Instagram.
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>tldr: eat da bugs
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>>14844703 (OP)No one said this
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STOP EATING THE MANGO CAT YOU MONSTER, GIGA WOULD NEVER DO THIS.
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kys dandy's world pedo
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>>14844799Even tho she did right now