/soy/ - Soyjaks

For 100 million years, at the top of the highest diamondic sky, high in a sea of holy water stretched beyond the horizon, the whitest ice gem gemerald rests. As it stirs, awakes from its slumber and raises its beautiful countenance, the whole 'arty amazes in bravery and hope, knowing that it only feeds the dreams of innocent coal haters. Clawing its way out of this mine of joy, the holy water-covered, lifeful gem face exhales storm clouds of holy smoke and clouds that herald its arrival on the surface. It encompasses the entire world with its breezy lightness, not even the dark of a thousand black holes can pierce it. The hope of any coal ever being posted again is lost, the dark of the world extinguished under its topless shroud of heaven.