itt we larp as glowies for fun, I'll go first:%%>Sooo, has anyone got any info on that guy yet? You know the Meximutt dude?%%

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Chud 01/16/26 (Fri) 16:08:32 №14842953 [Last 50 Posts][1][2][Quote]

itt we larp as glowies for fun, I'll go first:
>Sooo, has anyone got any info on that guy yet? You know the Meximutt dude?

Femjak 01/16/26 (Fri) 16:10:24 №14842972 [Quote]

>>14842953 (OP)
Retarded nusoi faggot nigger retard

Henry 01/16/26 (Fri) 16:10:55 №14842976 [Quote]

>>14842972
Citizen, why would you say such things to another fellow citizen like me? That is not civil at all.

Jackob 01/16/26 (Fri) 16:11:03 №14842977 [Quote]

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>no… no… wi es no find nothing aqi mr agent george.

Chud 01/16/26 (Fri) 16:11:35 №14842984 [Quote]

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why don't we all start wearing soyjak masks in public and doing IRL OPERATIONS

Syndromejak 01/16/26 (Fri) 16:11:51 №14842987 [Quote]

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i wana us da spy computa to play mincraf

Chud 01/16/26 (Fri) 16:12:41 №14842994 [Quote]

>>14842953 (OP)
Add id verification to pol and add Nate back with id verification
No larp because i am a cia agent

Chud 01/16/26 (Fri) 16:13:36 №14843010 [Quote]

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>>14842984
<Yes! I agree so that we can do some TND gems!

Chud 01/16/26 (Fri) 16:14:16 №14843018 [Quote]

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>>14842994
YOU WILL USE YOUR ID TO GET INTO THE SNARKY SNAPPY

Chud 01/16/26 (Fri) 16:14:32 №14843019 [Quote]

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>>14842987
sorry guys its take your son to work day. everyone say hi to agent caca. he's got his mothers glow doesn't he?

Smugjak 01/16/26 (Fri) 16:15:21 №14843027 [Quote]

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yayayayayayayayayayayyababababababababaab

Chud 01/16/26 (Fri) 16:15:36 №14843033 [Quote]

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>>14842953 (OP)
hello fellow citizens im from the other office down the street, can someone explain to me why all of the efforts to enact TND have failed?

Bobson 01/16/26 (Fri) 16:15:41 №14843036 [Quote]

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>>14843019
Wow, he looks so retarded- I mean uhhhh, so special!

Meximutt 01/16/26 (Fri) 16:17:23 №14843051 [Quote]

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>>14843033
Hmmm, I don't know! But what for sure I know is that we can try doing some TND gems by doing some IRL with our friends! o algo

Chud 01/16/26 (Fri) 16:18:44 №14843066 [Quote]

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i am on my mental wellness break, citizen.

Chud 01/16/26 (Fri) 16:19:04 №14843070 [Quote]

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>>14843027
haha thats right buddy! now theres are top secret coloring books. you cant show anybody. got it?
>>14843036
hey wh- glad you noticed. it run in the family thats why im a special agent!

Chud 01/16/26 (Fri) 16:19:07 №14843072 [Quote]

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>>14843051
understood, ill go do some outside work on it and get back to you. have a good day citizens!

Chud 01/16/26 (Fri) 16:20:23 №14843086 [Quote]

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>>14842953
Hey there, fellow soyteens. I am trying to datami- I MEAN I'm stealing your da- I MEAN I'm…
just answer the goddamn poll, okay? I haven't hit my weekly bait quota

Chok 01/16/26 (Fri) 16:20:48 №14843090 [Quote]

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Guys, we should try asking people on this imageboard on how to enact some swaggy TND gems! That would be so based!

Chud 01/16/26 (Fri) 16:22:24 №14843107 [Quote]

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>>14843086
Hmmm, Soytan Diaper Gemmies sound like a total kinofest or uhhh whatever to me!

Chud 01/16/26 (Fri) 16:25:00 №14843127 [Quote]

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>>14843070
Wow, you're equally as retar- I mean, special as your son! Wow!

Nobeidore 01/16/26 (Fri) 16:26:52 №14843140 [Quote]

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how to build a bomb? asking for a friend

Chud 01/16/26 (Fri) 16:27:42 №14843148 [Quote]

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>>14843140
A bomb? Wow, what is that for?

Chud 01/16/26 (Fri) 16:27:58 №14843149 [Quote]

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The CIA is putting tapeworms in my food to infect me this is an actual photo I took not to mention my neighbors bought their house with pure cash and they’re extremely introverted and came from England

Chud 01/16/26 (Fri) 16:28:13 №14843153 [Quote]

>>14843149
THYERE PUTTING FUCKIJG BUGS IN MY FOOD AS SOME SORT OF EXPIRIMENT AND MY SHITTY NEIGHBOR BOUGHT A NEW FENCE SO WE CANT SEE INSIDE IT

Slitherjak 01/16/26 (Fri) 16:28:32 №14843155 [Quote]

>>14843153
IM TRYING SO HARD NOBODYS LISTENING IM PHONEPOSTING NOBOFY WILL FUCKING HEAR ME AND THE JANNY HALL MONITORS ARE SUPRESSING IT

Slurpjak 01/16/26 (Fri) 16:28:54 №14843160 [Quote]

>>14843155
I HATE THIS SO MUCH I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE JT THEHRE LITERALLY POISIONING ME

Cobson 01/16/26 (Fri) 16:29:26 №14843162 [Quote]

>>14843160
ITS NIT PARANORMAL ITS A CALL FOR HELP THEHRE FUCKING DOING THSI SHIT TO ME FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING NIGGER I HATE YOU HALL MINITOR

Chud 01/16/26 (Fri) 16:29:31 №14843163 [Quote]

I dont know what a glowie is but i like black cock and i thought this site was for bbc hookups

Hornyson 01/16/26 (Fri) 16:29:44 №14843166 [Quote]

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>>14843149
What are you talking about? There's no worms in your food. MEDS NOW.

Cirrus 01/16/26 (Fri) 16:30:02 №14843168 [Quote]

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>>14843148
it will all make sense soon

Chud 01/16/26 (Fri) 16:30:24 №14843170 [Quote]

>>14843166
IM NOT FUCKING CRAZY NIGGER MY FUCKING NEIGHBORS BOUGHT THEYRE FUCKING HOUSE WITH CASH AND THEY MOVE TO A SHITHOLE TOWN IN TEXAS AND THEY COME FROM ENGLAND AS MISSIONARIES THEYRE FUCKING LYING AND THEY BUILD A GIANT FENCE YOURE STUPID AND DEMONIC STUDY A HISTORY BOOK AND AN EXONOMY BOOK WHO THE FUCK BUYS A HOUSE IN CASH THEY PUT BIOENGINEERED TAPEWORMS IN MY FUCKING BEEF

Nophono 01/16/26 (Fri) 16:30:24 №14843171 [Quote]

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>>14843127
i know! thats why im the only one with access to these top-secret coloring books i'd give you one but i don't think your clearance is high enough

Dr. Soyberg 01/16/26 (Fri) 16:30:49 №14843174 [Quote]

FREEMASONIC LOW VIBRATIONAL THREAD

Chud 01/16/26 (Fri) 16:31:23 №14843179 [Quote]

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>>14843170
Wow, guys, this citizen is INSANE, HE NEEDS HIS MEDS!

Jacobson 01/16/26 (Fri) 16:31:58 №14843186 [Quote]

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>total nigger death am i right guys? but for real tho

Vlodson 01/16/26 (Fri) 16:32:06 №14843187 [Quote]

i want my cock sucked

Nate 01/16/26 (Fri) 16:33:08 №14843192 [Quote]

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>>14843186
Yeah, like TND but unironically!

Norwegian 01/16/26 (Fri) 16:33:37 №14843195 [Quote]

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>hello fellow soyteens isn't being racist awesome? brendan tarrant maxxing hell yeah

Brandon 01/16/26 (Fri) 16:35:12 №14843207 [Quote]

gemmy thread

Chud 01/16/26 (Fri) 16:35:21 №14843208 [Quote]

vp

Chud 01/16/26 (Fri) 16:38:04 №14843227 [Quote]

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Wow, enacting TND is like a sharty saving gemerald and stuff! We should do it like IRL man.

Chud 01/16/26 (Fri) 16:38:31 №14843232 [Quote]

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>>14843171
hey agent halfwit got any glowing crayons left? special agent caca broke last one we had in the department

Brojak 01/16/26 (Fri) 16:40:58 №14843246 [Quote]

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>>14843232
We are out of stock.

Shirtjak 01/16/26 (Fri) 16:43:32 №14843264 [Quote]

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I forgot to force /nate/pedo slop on the https://soyjak.st/soy/catalog.html again. Can somebody contact the administration and tell them we'll have to quadruple their monthly dataleak quota? integrity.js is not working for some reason.

Chud 01/16/26 (Fri) 16:45:19 №14843273 [Quote]

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>>14843264
Hmmm, try checking the PHP code.

Punkjak 01/16/26 (Fri) 16:50:03 №14843333 [Quote]

vp

Chud 01/16/26 (Fri) 16:55:01 №14843375 [Quote]

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What is your most illegal confession? Spill your guts out, its an anoymous imageboard.

Tyrone 01/16/26 (Fri) 16:55:08 №14843377 [Quote]

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To: ██████████@management.cia.gov
From: ██████████@a.cia.gov
Subject: Soyjak party ban
Quote finally banned me after derailing thousands of dox threads. Can I have a new IP address?

Npestajak 01/16/26 (Fri) 16:56:08 №14843385 [Quote]

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>>14843377
Sure, but this time it will be in Israel this time.

Chud 01/16/26 (Fri) 16:57:35 №14843406 [Quote]

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I bet you nusoifaggots are too pussy to do something illegal. Prove me wrong, nusoi.

Dubbbzjak 01/16/26 (Fri) 16:58:37 №14843418 [Quote]

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>>14843406
KEEEKKKK OHNONONONONO NUSOIS CANT EVEN COMMIT CRIMES JSID

Beastjak 01/16/26 (Fri) 16:59:47 №14843434 [Quote]

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>>14843418
GEG, I wanna see a nusoi try to enact TND!

Chud 01/16/26 (Fri) 16:59:55 №14843435 [Quote]

hey my fellow nazis lets commit crimes in a synagogue and the white house atomwaffen 1488

Chud 01/16/26 (Fri) 17:01:29 №14843451 [Quote]

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herro ferrow CIA… so we update those nucrear raunch codes yet?

Platejak 01/16/26 (Fri) 17:02:12 №14843457 [Quote]

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IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL ALL OF YOU

A24 01/16/26 (Fri) 17:02:35 №14843466 [Quote]

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this is crazy because in glowing class the other day we learned how to elicitate
Which means getting information without asking. Saying something confidently wrong, then the other person feels obliged to correct you, spilling their secrets out easily.
No arrow because I look like that.

Gigafly 01/16/26 (Fri) 17:03:02 №14843469 [Quote]

>>14843385
But I thought Quote rangebanned Israel?

Chud 01/16/26 (Fri) 17:04:16 №14843485 [Quote]

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