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>Cobson was born as a bastard in 2021 in the city of /qa/ to an ETB father and a 'plier mother, and was abandoned by his mother at birth. His half-angry, half-excited appearance, resulting from the combination of his parents' genes, made him widely mocked by the locals and bullied by his classmates who would often chant "shit tier wojak, shit tier wojak" whenever he entered class. However, some people were kind to him, even if only to be contrarian, and tried to drown out the mockery of their classmates by chanting "god tier wojak" in opposition.
>For the downtrodden and disadvantaged, Cobson became a martyr. He decided to channel his anger and depression towards his passion for music, releasing a few singles to little fanfare. He could write, but he couldn't sing, so he knew what he had to do. Under the pseudonym "6ixϪhrembo" he wrote another song, "Cob Gang/Cobbo", in which he pledged allegiance to the small sharty village in the countryside rather then his home city of /qa/, and went around covertly searching for singers willing to record his song.
>Something unexpected happened next - the beastial janny dragon, who usually sleeps on the job instead of cleaning up the site, woke up and went on a rampage, destroying /qa/ and forcing Cobson and the rest of the citizens to flee to the sharty, in which Cobson found a singer for his song. "Cob Gang" proved to be a big hit and after a sharty villager stole a precious [s4s] artifact and replaced it with a speaker playing the song, Cobson was raised to superstar status. He had achieved the fame he had always desired, and new singers from the sharty were flocking to partner with him, including the famous "David Thoughie" who sang Cobson's "Gem Cobbity" and "Cobman" which proved to be massively successful as well. The video and music agent "soyjak party video archive" signed a contract with cobson to bring his music to an even larger audience for a cut of the profits. An explosion in the music scene on the sharty occurred due to Cobson's lyrical genius, and he was on top of the world.
>Not all good things last, however. The sinister discord mafia known as "soyjak cafe" had apparently taken a liking to the new musical prodigy. They had began hanging up Cobson posters and playing his songs at their establishments, and even advertising his works. Knowledge that the despised discord criminals were behind some Cobson posters was exposed to the public by undercover members of the orginizaion, causing a massive scandal, with many claiming that Cobson's career was owed entirely to being "forced" by organized crime rather then organic interest in his songs which they totally actually hated all along. Cobson attempted to put out the flames of controversy but he was a crappy public speaker and only dug the hole deeper with his defensive and worried appearance while responding to the allegations. Cobson's reputation was in the garbage, and the singers which had previously worked with him, including david thoughie, disappeared, ending the sharty music golden age and leaving cob with no one to sing his song, thus ruining his career.
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>Cobson was still making some money off of sales of previous songs due to his contract with spva, but that alone wasn't enough to sustain him. With his music career in tatters, cobson had no choice but to sell his body on the streets of compton to make ends meet. It was here that, perhaps fueled by drugs, desperation and a desire to make the pain go away, cobson became obsessed with his new line of work, going from mere enthusiasm at the fact that he would be sucking more BBCs today to an unquenchable lust for his dark skinned clients. The former music prodigy was reduced to a whore, begging his african customers to make him forget his crappy life situation and all that he had lost with their seed, their BBCs becoming a way for cobson to cope with it all. He denounced the white race and devoted his whole life for BBC, telling himself that he was truly a slut for them, unwilling to acknowledge the true underlying reason for his addiction to the pleasures of the flesh, which included heavy drug usage as well.
>In April, cobson's contract with spva expired, and spva (who was regularly getting spammed with requests to publish cobson's new BLACKED sex tapes as an album by trolls) had a meltdown and stopped all sales of cobson songs and attacked the sharty and it's citizens. He later realized that this was a dumb financial move and brought cobson/sharty songs back to shelves (although he renamed himself to distance his business from the sharty), but cobson was no longer getting his cut which meant that his job as a whore was no longer enough to pay rent, food and electricity.
>In order to sustain himself, Cobson convinced one of his regular clients, a BVLL named Tyrone, to marry him so he could live in his apartment and keep getting BBC until eventually, cobson was pregnant with Tyrone's baby.
>after the baby arrived, tyrone entered their home to see his child, jacobson, for the first time. His reaction was not as happy as cobson anticipated. Tyrone was enraged by jacobson's tiny pecker, he lashed out at cobson for allowing their child to inherit his twp genes. cobson attempted to perfusely apologize but tyrone slapped him so hard that he dropped to the floor. "i'm leaving to my niggas crib", said tyrone to the weeping cobson, "and i'm telling all the other bvlls to never give you bbc ever again". wih that, he closed the door behind him, leaving cobson and his black baby boy a sobbing mess on the floor.
>cobson lost his home city of /qa/. he lost his parents when thy abandoned him, he lost his superstardom, he lost his singers, he lost his agent, he lost the approval of soyteens and now he lost his BBC as well. he lost it all.
>After calming down a bit, cobson looked at his beautiful baby boy, abandoned by his father for his genetic deformities just like him, and his resolve hardened. cobson swore two thing that day - first, he would give this child the loving home he never had. second - he would make them pay. all that bullied, ruined and betrayed him - 4chan, the sharty, discord, soyteens, spva, his singers, his parents, his former classmates and BVLLs, he will show them all the sting of his vengence.
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