/soy/ - Soyjaks

>>14836352 (OP)
None. Leave this site
Fuck this shit site

>>14836355
chill the fuck out, the photo i sent hasn't even gotten through the approval bs

You will forever be a nusoi, sorry

>>14836388
whats eveb happening

>>14836409
You get cucked by MPA while I’m not.

>>14836412
Wrong reply award

>>14836352 (OP)
i was never provided an answer to my question

>>14836426
You will always be a nusoi unless you larp as an oldfag

>>14836439
and how exactly does one do that

>>14836441
Read the soyjak wiki all day and learn the lore and fake it until you make it

>>14836449
i've already read some of the wiki, and i have 3 GB worth of soy on my 'jak folder

You will never be a real oldfag. You have no featured OC, you have no nostalgia, you have no good posts. You are an immigrant newfag twisted by oldfag dysphoria and a large soyfolder into a crude mockery of the Sharty's perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your fellow 'teens are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your pathetic tosses behind closed doors.

Real oldfags are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed oldfags to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even newfags who “pass” act uncanny and unnatural to a real oldfag. Your trooncase is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk oldfag to reply to you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your horribly traced 'jaks.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your fellow 'teens will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your newfag status, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a newfag is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably a newfags.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

>>14837249
i once had my OC get featured (not telling which because i am a selfish little fuck, eat shit )
does that make me an oldsoi

>>14836447
50 minutes

>>14836448
is this you rot

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