/soy/ - Soyjaks

What is this new soyteen doing on the Soyjak Party is blud Cobson?
What is this new soyteen doing on the Soyjak Party is blud Rapeson.
What is ‘teen doing with that brimstone is xe Warrior-Z or is xe a sus Soytan’s or a jartycuck spamming ‘lita ‘p. Wait, I think I know what he’s typing now, wait, it’s “Ϫ?”
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GEG!
What is this new soyteen doing on the Soyjak Party, is blud Cobson?
What is this new soyteen doing on the Soyjak Party is blud Rapeson?
I think this new soyteen is Rapeson. (GEG)
I think this new soyteen is Cobson.
I think we’re going to turn into The Hunky Twink Sex Machine.
What is this new soyteen doinggg (GEG!)
What is this new soyteen doing on the Soyjak Party, is blud Cobson?
What is this new soyteen doing on the Soyjak Party, is blud Rapeson?
What is this new soyteen doing on the Soyjak Party, is blud Cobson?
What is this new soyteen doing on the Soyjak Party, is blud Rapeson?
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Tranana noose, ACK! ACK! AAAAACK!
Tranana noose.
Tranana.