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>what a good day to be alive!
<OH LOOK A PEAR! *CRUNCH*
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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i did this becuase i love pears vp

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Skibidi pear

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^PUT YOUR HANDS UP! YOU ARE UNDER ARREST!

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>>14816900
^YOU ARE SENTENCED FOR 1 YEAR IN PRISON

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>>14816971
<1 YEAR? IT'S RULECUCKED! IT WASN'T EVEN A HUMAN BEING, JUST A FUCKING PEARJAK!

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>>14816988
^AND THAT PEAR SCREAMED FOR IT'S DEAR LIFE WHEN YOU BIT IT!

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vorefag epi on the catty

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>>14817034
vSo, I heard you are my cellmate, right?

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>Where is the creature from McDonald's, let's call him Feralwalker. Where is he? IN COUNTY JAIL? WHY THE FUCK HAVE YOU RETARDS PUT IT THERE. HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AT ASYLUM.
>Base we need a S.W.A.T team sent to county jail, the recent creature was spot there. We might need some asylum staff members too
<Roger that

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>>14817047
What the fuck are you?

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>>>>14817034
vSo, I heard that you were quite unique, let's see how that is like.
*starts slowly grinding my nails into his skin*

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>>14817078
>Ready when you are, Sir…
>Over

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>>14817100
>AHHHH WHAT THE FUCK
>GUARDS! GUARDS! HELP!!!!

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>>14817118
>S.W.A.T, the creature have attacked an inmate, speed up

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>>14817098
vWell, let's see how your flesh tastes…
*starts trying to rip off your arm*

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>>14817135
>AHHHHHHHH GUARDS, I'M AN INMATE FROM ANOTHER CELL AND THIS IS REALLY FUCKING SCARY, HE IS GONNA KILL HIM

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>>14817135
>GUARDS! HELP! HEEEEEeeeeeeelp……… *dies from blood loss*

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>>14817131
>>14817135
>>14817160
BOOM BOOM BOOM
sorry for the late message i was sifting through my folder, need to sort it geg

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>>14817165
vHmmm, let's see how this tastes.
*starts biting into the ripped off arm*
vFuck, this isn't even tender, useless piece of shit.
*crushes the arm*
vWell, time to get out of here.
*STARTS BANGING HEAVILY ON THE JAIL CELL BARS*

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>Alright base we're at county jail, where is the creature?
>*hears screams*
>Guess there, go team!

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Made me geg award

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>>14817174
vGEEEEUUUUUUGHHHH AHHHHHHH

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>WHY DA FUUK ARE DA POOLECE KILLIN MAH BULL

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>>14817199
>QUICK!! SEIZE XIM!!

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>SURRENDER! GET ON THE GROUND OR ELSE WE'LL KILL YOU!
<Another asylum shit? This won't end good

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All right I have to go but somephono continue it it's gemmy

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>>14817218
do you rp as feds or as feralwalker

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>>14817221
feds or something

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>>14817229
ok i'll do a feralwalker

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bye!

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>>14817207
>>14817213
vI AM ALWAYS HERE, I AM ALWAYS LIVING, I INVOKE A FORCE WHOM I BELIEVE WILL MAKE ME IMMORTAL, I DO NOT FEAR, I DO NOT FEEL, AND I DO NOT HESITATE TO DO SUCH AN IMMORAL ACTION, I WILL ALWAYS BE HERE UNTIL I CLEAR MY OBJECTIVE OF THOSE WHO I DESIRE DEAD. I BELIEVE THE FORCE OF THE 6TH ADMIN.

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>>14817244
anyway bye bye

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>>14817213
>Team, don't kill it. We need it alive

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>>14817281
vA CHAMBER NO EXIT, A CHAMBER FULL OF HARD MATERIAL, A CHAMBER WITH NO CHANCE OF MYSELF ESCAPING IS POSSIBLE FOR ME, BUT I DO NOT FEAR FOR WHAT MY FATE WILL BE, FOR I BELIEVE I AM IMMORTAL.

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gem

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>>14817254
>Alright team, base told us to capture it. Tase the creature and open the bars. *tases it*
<*goes to the guard to take keys*
>Is it down?

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>>14817322
*starts pulsating and changing shape like a deformed blob*

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>>14817331
>What the fuck? Doesn't matter. Tie this creature while it's distracted
<*Opens the bars*

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>>14817343
^NIGGUH, PUT YO HANDS UP CUZ THIS GONNA BE NUTS! I'LL KILL YO ASS IF YOU DONT RELEASE MY KANG IMMEDIATELY!

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>>14817343
^Team, your signal is weird, it's noisy and we hear some weird noises, as if some cat was fizzing. Is everything normal?

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>>14817381
/are you new to this thread? have you seen the mcdonald's one?/

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hi guys i rp as feds and swat i'll be going away

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>>14817417
bye bye

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>>14817393
<Yeah nigguh, oh and by the way, we decided to release them thing out since that be innocent and shit nigga, now, fuck off.
*TRANSMISSION BREAKS*

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>>14817409
uhhh no not yet

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>sheeiit nigga they jammin our shit bootin up backup bands this sheit finna take minute yalls niggas radio's aint worth shit

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>>14817462
<Alright, now that we jammed those nigguhs radios, let's get this thang outta here.

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shieeet I gotta sleep guys bye

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>>14817510
<their comms won't stay down for long meet up with the rest of the squad at gate A and make preparations to capture the asset

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vp



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