>Greetings sir you're at McDonald's what is your order?<I uhhh.... I would like a small serving of fries... a filet of fish and a diet coke>Alright, your order is being proceeded

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Nigger 01/14/26 (Wed) 14:56:49 №14816109 [Quote]

>Greetings sir you're at McDonald's what is your order?
<I uhhh…. I would like a small serving of fries… a filet of fish and a diet coke
>Alright, your order is being proceeded

Chud 01/14/26 (Wed) 14:59:58 №14816124 [Quote]

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*Meanwhile at another table*
^WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG FOR MY GOYSLOP TO BE MADE SCIENCE FUCKING DAMN IT

Chud 01/14/26 (Wed) 15:02:40 №14816138 [Quote]

what happens next?

Chud 01/14/26 (Wed) 15:02:52 №14816141 [Quote]

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>>14816124
>Hey chud look at this dude banging on the table so angry!

Chud 01/14/26 (Wed) 15:03:35 №14816145 [Quote]

>>14816138
Chud orders himself some food asking what will Nate order for himself and for caca

Chud 01/14/26 (Wed) 15:05:08 №14816153 [Quote]

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>Alright Nate I ordered myself some food what are you having

Chud 01/14/26 (Wed) 15:06:00 №14816154 [Quote]

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>>14816141
^SHUT IT FUCKING BIGOT, YOU DONT KNOW HOW HARD MY STRUGGLE IS RIGHT NOW

Gigafly 01/14/26 (Wed) 15:06:41 №14816160 [Quote]

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>>14816154
^I AM HAVING A REALISTIC PANIC ATTACK RIGHT NOW

Chud 01/14/26 (Wed) 15:06:46 №14816162 [Quote]

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<Yeah uhh I'll have a cheeseburger, hold the pickles and uhh a medium sproke. For the kid, a happy meal
^brrr skibdi dop dop yes yes

Chud 01/14/26 (Wed) 15:08:10 №14816173 [Quote]

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>>14816153
<Well, I ain't came to this fancy restaurant to order a blowjob. Did I?
>Who the fuck are you?

Chud 01/14/26 (Wed) 15:08:13 №14816174 [Quote]

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>>14816160
…

Chud 01/14/26 (Wed) 15:09:46 №14816178 [Quote]

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>>14816162
vWHAT IN LE ACTUAL FUCK IS THAT THING, IS THAT A HECKIN RACIST WHITE NAZI BIGOT BABY?! GRRRRR GRRRRRRRR I PUNCH HECKIN BIGOTS LIKE YOU!

Chud 01/14/26 (Wed) 15:11:56 №14816186 [Quote]

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>>14816178
/his finger bones break while trying to hit caca while dealing no damage to caca (too low on calcium)/
^broda was i wa

Chud 01/14/26 (Wed) 15:12:24 №14816190 [Quote]

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Can I get 4 big macs, extra cheese, 2 gallons of coke, no ice and 5 fries with extra MSG or something

Platejak 01/14/26 (Wed) 15:14:32 №14816196 [Quote]

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>>14816186
Ooh, ooh, alright.

Chud 01/14/26 (Wed) 15:15:03 №14816199 [Quote]

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Uh. Can I get a salad and a water or nothing.

Chud 01/14/26 (Wed) 15:16:00 №14816207 [Quote]

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>>14816174
<STOP LAUGHING AT THIS PERSON HAVING A PANIC ATTACK JUST LIKE IN CELESTE YOU STUPID FUCKING CHUD

Chud 01/14/26 (Wed) 15:16:19 №14816211 [Quote]

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>>14816196
vI see how you want it.

Chud 01/14/26 (Wed) 15:20:46 №14816227 [Quote]

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>>14816211
vGAUUUUUGHHHHH AUUUGHHHH AHHHHH

Chud 01/14/26 (Wed) 15:21:55 №14816232 [Quote]

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<Well, that just happened!

Chud 01/14/26 (Wed) 15:23:31 №14816240 [Quote]

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>>14816227
/soyak kicks nate with all of his strength/
>Sir you are causing a scene you need to leave McDonald's

Chud 01/14/26 (Wed) 15:24:12 №14816246 [Quote]

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>>14816227
vAHHHHHH GAUUUUUHHHH AU AUG GHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH AASUGUGH

Chud 01/14/26 (Wed) 15:24:22 №14816247 [Quote]

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>>14816178
<LEAVE MY BROTHER ALONE YOU RETARDED 'CORD NIGGER FPEDO NIGGER
nate pulls out his phone
<ITT: WE DOX THIS OBSESSED PEDONIGGER WHO INSULTED MY BROTHER
<>Marge
<SOME BALD SUBHUMAN AT GOYDONALDS
<>Why
<>HE WANTS TO BEAT UP MY LITTLE BROTHER (WHOS JUST A BABY) FOR MAKING HIM LEAK. ALSO HE'S A PPEBBITOR OR SOMETHING
<>who
<XIS NAME IS SOYAK AND HE'S CURRENTLY AT THIS GOYDONALDS AND IS LEAKING XIS CLITTY

Chud 01/14/26 (Wed) 15:25:26 №14816253 [Quote]

>>14816190
>>14816240
Kill yourself obsessed faggot

Chud 01/14/26 (Wed) 15:25:37 №14816254 [Quote]

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>>14816207
>yeah xister, that bigot is just not media literate enough and doesn't understand childhood trauma, I'm posting this on bluesky so all my cordxisters can validate me and laugh at that fucking chud

Chud 01/14/26 (Wed) 15:26:56 №14816258 [Quote]

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>>14816207
>>14816254
>I'm not laughing I swear I'm not laughing bro, real pfft- real shit

Chud 01/14/26 (Wed) 15:27:55 №14816263 [Quote]

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>>14816254
<I just posted your bluesky post on r/196 and it already has over 1k upvotes

Chud 01/14/26 (Wed) 15:29:09 №14816268 [Quote]

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>>14816246
vWell, if I can not kill this bigoted infant, maybe I can do it in this form.

Chud 01/14/26 (Wed) 15:31:17 №14816275 [Quote]

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>>14816254 (replying to my own comment)
>blue sky??? Isn't that the studio that made the ice age movies or something, did you know they were shut down in 2021 because (proceeds to say snca trivia about animated movies)
<who asked?

Chud 01/14/26 (Wed) 15:32:24 №14816278 [Quote]

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>>14816263
>thanks valid xueen, my bluesky post didn't get any views prior because bluesky is dead and has no active users, I should've posted that on twitter but the bigot Elon Musk won't let me

Chud 01/14/26 (Wed) 15:32:49 №14816281 [Quote]

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>>14816268
vGAUUUUGH
*throws a chair and smashes a window*

Chud 01/14/26 (Wed) 15:34:12 №14816301 [Quote]

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>>14816247
>erm…what le fuck are you doing?

Lee Goldson 01/14/26 (Wed) 15:34:25 №14816307 [Quote]

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>>14816275
>uhh umm sorry (adds this into social rules book)

Chud 01/14/26 (Wed) 15:35:12 №14816329 [Quote]

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>>14816301
>Is that a four-chan, a nazi website full of hacker nazis and scary killers from my heckin "mysterious 4chan thread" videos?

Chud 01/14/26 (Wed) 15:37:37 №14816369 [Quote]

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>>14816278
>It reached over 10k upvotes and there are hundreds of redditors supporting us!

Chud 01/14/26 (Wed) 15:38:47 №14816385 [Quote]

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>>14816369
>no way, I didn't realize because I was too busy gooning

Rapeson 01/14/26 (Wed) 15:39:31 №14816397 [Quote]

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>>14816301
*grabs you by the neck and pulls you up to my head*
vYOU, I WANT YOU TO KILL HIM. IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT HE IS, KILL EVERYONE, KILL ANYTHING, THEY ARE ONLY EXPANDABLE. KILL AND KILL.

Chud 01/14/26 (Wed) 15:40:31 №14816413 [Quote]

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>>14816397
If not, well.
*starts scraping a little bit of your skin using my nails*

Chud 01/14/26 (Wed) 15:41:05 №14816426 [Quote]

blessed thread

Bernd 01/14/26 (Wed) 15:42:12 №14816445 [Quote]

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>>14816268
>OYYYYYYYY WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
<We have reports of tall, skinny creature that commits acts of violence with cannibalistic tendencies, were there any escapees from the asylum recently?
^Roger that, moving on

Nojak 01/14/26 (Wed) 15:44:45 №14816489 [Quote]

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>>14816445
vYou, Nathaniel Higgerson, I have always HATED and HATED you from the very start when I first saw you, I already knew what my objective was when I saw you. To KILL YOU.
*starts grabbing Nate on the neck and starts scraping a little bit of his skin slowly using my nails* and oreos

Chud 01/14/26 (Wed) 15:45:52 №14816504 [Quote]

shit thread

Nate 01/14/26 (Wed) 15:47:27 №14816535 [Quote]

>>14816504
gem thread

Chud 01/14/26 (Wed) 15:48:56 №14816568 [Quote]

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>>14816489
*shoots the creature stopping him from attacking Nate*
>DIE YOU FUCKER
<EVERYONE GET DOWN
<CAPTURE THIS NIGGER
^*flashes everyone making them forget everything*

Shirtjak 01/14/26 (Wed) 15:51:09 №14816606 [Quote]

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>>14816568
VGAUUUUGH, Ah, agents, it's been a long time since I have been long defeated by individuals like you, but, do not forget, I always come back.
*collapses*

Chud 01/14/26 (Wed) 15:52:48 №14816629 [Quote]

absolute kino

Chud 01/14/26 (Wed) 15:53:41 №14816650 [Quote]

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>>14816568
>*ties up the creature*
>You're going with us
^*calls the asylum*

Emmanuel 01/14/26 (Wed) 15:54:26 №14816666 [Quote]

somebody looks like that and says those things

Chud 01/14/26 (Wed) 15:54:59 №14816679 [Quote]

>>14816666
check em

Darkiplier 01/14/26 (Wed) 15:56:01 №14816692 [Quote]

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*Meanwhile from afar…*
^Ah, well, Feralwalker, it seems like you have failed me, hmmm, I think I know someone who cares about my shit.
*opens cellphone*
^Nobaldi, I have an objective for you.

Cryboy 01/14/26 (Wed) 15:57:55 №14816720 [Quote]

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>McDonald's creature attack incident, January 14th, 2026
>On this day well known individuals Nate Higgers with his little brother and our recruit Chud were making an order at McDonald's when they suddenly got attacked by a man. After that an unknown creature appeared, attacking Nate Higgers and slowly ripping his face off. FBI was sent to this place while our recruit Chud shot the creature, after that everyone were flashed, a creature was tied up and sent to Asylum

Chud 01/14/26 (Wed) 15:58:07 №14816724 [Quote]

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I'm the OP from this thread so thank you for continuing it

Emmanuel 01/14/26 (Wed) 15:58:50 №14816734 [Quote]

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>>14816724
falseflag but i would say this too

Chud 01/14/26 (Wed) 16:00:05 №14816753 [Quote]

>>14816734
i'm the OP of this thread this pic was MPAing and i thought he falseflagged as me

Chud 01/14/26 (Wed) 16:00:08 №14816756 [Quote]

>>14816734
The MPA raped me but I was the OP from a thread that this one is continuing
My evidence? Because I said so

Platejak 01/14/26 (Wed) 16:00:27 №14816762 [Quote]

can anyone 'chive this and put it in happenings

Chud 01/14/26 (Wed) 16:03:47 №14816781 [Quote]

>>14816762
I'll try to do it

Chud 01/14/26 (Wed) 16:04:37 №14816792 [Quote]

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>kek, seems like the FBIcvcks forgot about me though

Parrotjak 01/14/26 (Wed) 16:05:35 №14816798 [Quote]

man this thread was so fun it reminded me of the times when i used to participate in forum rpgs, i still love the Dark Brotherhood ressurection thread from some The Elder Scrolls forum

Jacobson 01/14/26 (Wed) 16:06:31 №14816805 [Quote]

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>>14816792
>Come with me, brother, or else they will spot us, also, we need to follow Nophonos objective to assassinate Nate Higgers though.

SLF 01/14/26 (Wed) 16:08:20 №14816814 [Quote]

archived!
https://archive.ph/jjRJh

Chud 01/14/26 (Wed) 16:09:56 №14816820 [Quote]

>>14816814
can you put it on megalodon? archive.ph doesn't open for me

Gapejak 01/14/26 (Wed) 16:10:15 №14816826 [Quote]

>>14816814
okay hold on

Rupturejak 01/14/26 (Wed) 16:12:29 №14816842 [Quote]

archived!
https://megalodon.jp/2026-0115-0111-49/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14816109.html

Chud 01/14/26 (Wed) 16:13:11 №14816847 [Quote]

>>14816842
thx

Chud 01/14/26 (Wed) 16:14:22 №14816859 [Quote]

Bumpariono keep the thread alive

Everybaldi 01/14/26 (Wed) 16:15:10 №14816862 [Quote]

>>14816847
no problem, also, more threads like this are coming soon tomorrow

Chud 01/14/26 (Wed) 16:16:44 №14816869 [Quote]

>>14816862
holy shit the everybaldi nameroll is real

Chud 01/14/26 (Wed) 16:59:31 №14817209 [Quote]

gem thread. go up

Chud 01/14/26 (Wed) 17:42:59 №14817672 [Quote]

should RP threads become a thing?

Chud 01/14/26 (Wed) 17:50:28 №14817758 [Quote]

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>I fucking love social realism in my soywojack quotes dude. It gives importance to the everyday life of normal people like us but also mock it because nothing really matters bro. So heckin postmodern