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>mmmmpfffffhhgfff~ a n-new chadmin? FI-NA-LLY! oh, how exciting! will he be as black as soot, or as foreign and handsome as kuz oooo maybe his sticky-icky fun sauce will taste just like froot! oooh my other domain is just getting moist thinking about my new playmate *BRRRP* but i dont think he'll disemble, clean, put me back together and take a cheeky lil peak down my barrel like daddy dolly doo doo did! Teheee! too rough, rough, rough! But soooo dreamyyy – ambatakum! Haha oh i crack myself up… better than people who crack me sometimes. Oh but to be knocked up one day, not out, with a cheeky sleeping pill slipped into my cocktail heh
>*knock* *knock*
>quooote ohhh quotey quote, come out here and lemme give your balls a motorboat *brerdrerrrlrlrlerlrerlr* heehe c'mon, quote, your g-ady of the night is getting cold and you dont want me to get cold feet, do you? Or do you ;) quooooote~ you haven't gone straight on me have you? Open up!
door opens
>QUOTEY MOATEY! LET ME GET YOUR STOGIE ALL HOT AND SOAKY-WAAaahh!? <:d A G-G-G-GIIIRRLLL!? HUAAAGHHHHHH *puts hand on head, backwards, while slowly fainting*
>w…where am-IM STILL STUCK IN THIS NIGHTMARE!? SPREAD THOSE LEGS >;O THERE HAS TO BE A COCK SOMEWHERE RIGHT! PLEASE OH PLEASE ILL EVEN SETTLE FOR A HEMAPRHODITE-GAAAGHHHHH NO COCKY WOCKY!? ALL GIRLS NO TOY MAKES NATEY A LIMP BOY! I KNEW THE PROPHECY WAS TRUE! ADMIN SIX WILL KILL THE FERDEEE IT'LL KILL THE SHERRDEEE BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY! ITS KILLED MY HARD-Y!! IM A QUEEN AND IM BEING FORCED TO EAT CAKE! VICTORY, SNATCHED BY THE JAWS OF, WELL, A SNATCH! AIIYEEEEEEE A-ATLEAST ROOT WOULD LET ME PULL HIS CARROT OUT OF THE MUD THIS IS RIDICULOUS AND HE WAS IN THE CLOSET NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO