/soy/ - Soyjaks

Wearing a condom during sex doesn't mean you're having sex. You're literally fucking a plastic bag, your penis isn't actually touching the vagina. If you've had sex with hundreds of women but each and every time you wore a condom you would still be a virgin since your dick never made contact with the vagina. It's literally the softcore version of a chastity cage, imagine cucking yourself before putting your dick in between some nasty roasty curtains. Imagine sticking your dick inside a girl and still being a virgin, kek. "but it's birth control!" No excuse, there are alternative measures that don't force you to fuck a plastic bag "but it prevents STDs!" If you're going to fuck someone whom you know isn't clean you deserve the STD "but it feels like real sex!" But it isn't. This is your daily reminder, now that you've read it you understand the truth. You can reply with whatever delusional comment you want but the facts will remain in your head no matter what you say.