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being born as a low testosterone faggot with an undescended testicle
getting whipped by your dad every week
getting bad grades at school
doing random schizo shit like talking to trees after brother dies
getting bullied in high school
not paying attention to class, was more interested in drawing
dropping out at 16 after dad dies
visiting places and enjoy time with only friend
reaching adult age, dreaming of being a renowned painter so you go to vienna art school
getting rejected
cutting ties with your only friend out of shame and embarrasment
visiting mom afterwards
having your mom die
returning to vienna, still not giving up on your painter dreams despite being rejected
ending up becoming a hobo on the streets of vienna selling postcards he made for money
reading right-wing newspapers frequently as a homeless guy and start to develop antisemitic beliefs and german nationalism
moving to munich because you don’t wanna get conscripted into the austro-hungarian millitary
continuing being a hobo on the streets
going back to vienna for draft evading
getting declared as too weak to be a soldier so you’re sent back to being a hobo in munich GEG
ww1 happens
joining the german army
geting injured
learn about germany’s defeat
treaty of versailles absolutely raped germany, completely destroying it’s economy to the ground, made their military insignificant, germany lost territory and colonies, leaving millions of ethnic germans outside germany
blaming da jooz for germany losing and being turned into a laughing stock
commies try to take over germany after the war vis revolution
getting hired by the german government to find commie parties and find a party called german workers party
despite its socialist sounding name, they were actually far-right and had very similar beliefs as him
leaving the job to join the party
rising the ranks and became leader because he was talented at doing 1 hour clittyleak rage speeches
rename to national socialist workers party
creating a new ideology consisting of antisemitism and pan germanism, undoing versailles
trying to do a revolution with his men and attempt to take over a beer hall, but police just arrest him instead of letting him LARP
writing a clittyleak book whilst in jail
jail time over
great depression happens
nazis win election, hitler burns the parliament to falseflag and blame it on commies so he can get permission to persecute political opponents from the president
president dies 2 months after and hitler makes himself fuhrer and dictator
trying to drive jews out of the country, or else death
fixing the economy
fixing the millitary, ready for war
invading a bunch of countries
backstabbing the ussr and invade them, scarily close to moscow now. also round up all the jews in eastern europe and kill em
winter hits
failing to take moscow
oh well, lets go to stalingrad
getting BTFOd there too
getting pushed all the way back to berlin
ACKing when you realize it’s over
killing 70 million europeans (and only 271k jews according to xir modern day followers KEK)
destroying europe’s economy and turned the continent into a wartorn mess, needing america to help
giving kikes an excuse to create their own ethnostate
contributing to splitting germany in half, forcing millions of his own people to live under communism and having the berlin wall seperate german families
ethnic germans forcibly deported from poland and czechoslovakia
germans can’t even be fucking patriotic anymore all thanks to him