/soy/ - Soyjaks

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>>14805289 (OP)
Kill yourself

this gem is going up

It's going up

down

I hate both doll and OP

>>14805342
Hello Doll

>>14805352
upload this trvke to the booru

Go down little buddy

You will never be a real soyjak. You have no glasses, you have no stubble, you have no baldness. You are variant:two_soyjaks_pointing brimstone dust found on Twitter by YaroslavTV and left to rot in the annals of the 'ru until your deletion.

All the vitriol you get is sincere and deserved. In the comments section, 'teens mock you. The chuds are disgusted and ashamed of you, and the namefags laugh at your coalish appearance out in the open.

NewGODS are utterly repulsed by you. Two weeks on the bald men with glasses website have allowed newGODs to sniff out nas coal with incredible efficiency. Even poison that “passes” look uncanny and unnatural to a 'teen. Your brush tool artifacts are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk 'jakker to save and repost you, he’ll turn tail and delete his post the second he gets a (You) telling him to ACK himself.

You will never be gemmy. You will masquerade as IAS and tell yourself it's fine for you to be on the 'ru, but deep inside you feel the "NAS COAL" reports creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - the jannies will go through the "meta:not_a_soyjak" backlog, look at you for two seconds, cringe in disgust, and plunge their cursor into the delete button. The Google Images webcrawlers will find your 404 page, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to deal with the unbearable shame and disappointment of saving this page as a cache. The 'ru will mark you with an error marked with "No post in the database has the ID #XXXXX", and every curious 'teen for the rest of eternity will know that brimstone once lived there. The links pointing to this webpage will decay and be lost to time, and all that will remain of your legacy is a minor blemish on the booru's numbering system.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back. and oreos

Go up

>>14805348
This graph is completely retarded

>>14805389
>>14805348
>>14805289 (OP)
samefag

>>14805395
i quit

Honestly at first I saw vlod and was like eh it's okay but now I think vlod is gemmy just cause it seems to make people irrationally seethe for some reason

>>14805395
quote should just do that "You look like a bot!" thing to the vlodfag

and quote has a very good ban evasion script so why is he concerned about it

>>14805428
because the Sharty has already been ddosed twice this week

Op here im trans btw

doll won u nusoicaca