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do you wash your ass?

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No

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π—‘π˜‚π˜€π—Όπ—Ά, 𝗖𝗒𝗣𝗬 𝗔𝗑𝗗 π—£π—”π—¦π—§π—˜ π—§π—›π—œπ—¦ π— π—˜π—¦π—¦π—”π—šπ—˜ π—œπ—‘π—§π—’ 𝟭𝟱 π——π—œπ—™π—™π—˜π—₯π—˜π—‘π—§ 𝗧𝗛π—₯π—˜π—”π——π—¦ π—œπ—‘ 𝟴 π— π—œπ—‘π—¨π—§π—˜π—¦ 𝗒π—₯ π—˜π—Ÿπ—¦π—˜ π—¬π—’π—¨β€™π—Ÿπ—Ÿ π—–π—›π—’π—žπ—˜ 𝗧𝗒 π——π—˜π—”π—§π—› 𝗒𝗑 𝗬𝗒𝗨π—₯ 𝗒π—ͺ𝗑 π—•π—Ÿπ—’π—’π—— π—§π—’π—‘π—œπ—šπ—›π—§β€¦

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i have a bidet, so yeah

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teat

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>i have a bidet, so yeah

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>>14799478
>i have a bidet
tsmt

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You stole my heckin thread, FUCK. YOU.

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>>14799484
no, your thread was telling people to wash it. im asking people if they DO wash it. get it right BUB

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>>14799484
sentient roll

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it's like the ones you fasten under the seat, i can turn the nozzle thing to have it clean itself or my anus im trans btw

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>>14799503
SHUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUP

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ofc, are you fucking retarded?

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>>14799532
DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO BUDDY

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𝙉π™ͺπ™¨π™€π™ž, π˜Ύπ™Šπ™‹π™” π˜Όπ™‰π˜Ώ π™‹π˜Όπ™Žπ™π™€ π™π™ƒπ™„π™Ž π™ˆπ™€π™Žπ™Žπ˜Όπ™‚π™€ π™„π™‰π™π™Š 15 π˜Ώπ™„π™π™π™€π™π™€π™‰π™ π™π™ƒπ™π™€π˜Όπ˜Ώπ™Ž 𝙄𝙉 8 π™ˆπ™„π™‰π™π™π™€π™Ž π™Šπ™ π™€π™‡π™Žπ™€ π™”π™Šπ™β€™π™‡π™‡ π˜Ύπ™ƒπ™Šπ™†π™€ π™π™Š π˜Ώπ™€π˜Όπ™π™ƒ π™Šπ™‰ π™”π™Šπ™π™ π™Šπ™’π™‰ π˜½π™‡π™Šπ™Šπ˜Ώ π™π™Šπ™‰π™„π™‚π™ƒπ™β€¦

 β„–14799572[Quote]

I just start by cleaning some of my ass with paper, then sitting over my bidet and spending some time cleaning my ass with soap and water. By that time, when i pass the toilet paper over my ass again, there shouldn't be not even a single stain of shit.
It's really annoying on cold days though

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>>14799466
gross nigga

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yuppers

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>>14799572
my friend does this same strat, its very effective.

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>>14799586
It's an effective strat^ sorry i fucking suck

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>>14799540
yuGDTGFVTYFGI@Y*GFY*UFG73tyug86y3hwo8ygbyuawgbhejGY*GH*Y#H*OGBGOY*UGBOUYBGI#OYUGBO*YSBOYUGhby4wh8ogwho87g

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>>14799572
i haven't tried that strat yet, i will try it next shit

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>>14799604
Every phono should do this

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>>14799593
DIQWEJQIWJIQWDQWDWQ FUC K YOU WQDQWDQWDQWDQWDWWDQDWQ

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>>14799593
>>14799626
GRE0TGU89R7T487*(%*(w$sTRISDTI9-Oirgdf90j8i9G9E5RIKJI()iwe()90ij90ds-0pfvgfk90ty045e[;pghuj9 4t9fgmkh i4t6r rhga

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>>14799636
FFFFFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS)($O@@@@@@@@@_@@@@@@@

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>>14799626
>>14799636
Oh geez, I am SO sorry, I don't know what just came over me! I guess that's what I get for not taking my meds. You should love yourself!

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idk ask chatgpt

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>>14799690
>>14799690
;;It's okay, we can be calm now.;

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Its not ok. We cant be calm at all.

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>>14799762
yes we can

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The Nusoi tribe in Canada is being ethnically replaced and there is pressure from the indians to DESTROY the Nusoi reservation.

And also WE CANT BE CALM AT ALL

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>>14799783
it'll be ok

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>>14799804
NO IT FUCKING WONT

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>>14799828
^YES IT WILL

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i would hope so

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WARNING: IF YOU DON’T COPY AND PASTE THIS MESSAGE AND 7 RANDOM WORDS TO 7 DIFFERENT THREADS YOU’RE A PEDOPHILE

RESTAURANTS SHOULD POOL RESTRICTIONS FOR RED CURRENCY

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Hey nusoi, i have a little song for you

Your socks they smell, your feet they stink
You never take a bath
Your nose it runs, you bust your buns
You always finish last
Sick (sick) of (of) you
I'm so sick, so sick of you
Sick (sick) of (of) you
I'm so sick, so sick of you
Your face is gross, you eat white toast
You don't know what to do
And just your luck, you really suck
That's all, I'm sick of you
Sick (sick) of (of) you, I'm so sick, so sick of you
Sick (sick) of (of) you, I'm so sick, so sick of you
Bring it down, I said bring it down
Thank you
Don't you know? So sick of you
Things you say and things you do
Don't you know? So sick of you
Things you say and things you do
Said don't you know, I am so sick of you?
Things you say and all the things you do
Said don't you know, I am so sick of you?
The things you said and all the things you do
Don't you know that I'm of you?
Yeah, the things you say and the things you do
Said, don't you know, I'm so sick of you?
With all the things you say and all the things you do
sick, I'm so sick of you
(I'm so sick of you) I'm such a sicko, yes, I'm sick of you
(Sick of you) sick, I'm so sick of you
(I'm so sick of you) you're such a sicko, yes, I'm sick of you
said I'm sick of you, said I'm sick of you
(I'm so sick of you) said I'm sick of you, said I'm sick of you
(Sick of you) said I'm sick of you, said I'm sick of you
(I'm so sick of you) said I'm sick of you, said I'm sick of you
said I'm sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick
(I'm so sick of you) sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick
(Sick of you) sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick
(I'm so sick of you) sick, sick, sick, sick, sick of you
Human filth
Sick

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yes im a jeet

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>>14800284
It was a recipe for disaster
A four-course meal of no siree
It seemed that happily ever after
Was happy everyone was after me
It was a cup of good intentions (hoo)
A tablespoon of one big mess (hoo)
A dash of over reaction (aaah)
I assume you know the rest (aaah)
One little slip, one little slip
It was a fusion of confusion (hoo)
With a few confounding things
I guess I probably took the wrong direction
Well, I admit I might have missed a sign or two
I ran a light past your affection
At Humiliation Avenue
I took a right turn at confusion (hoo)
A left when I should've gone straight on through (hoo)
I ran ahead with my assumptions (aaah)
And we all know what that can do (aaah)
One little slip, one little slip
It was a fusion of confusion (hoo)
And a few confounding things
I get the feeling in this town
I'll never live 'till I live down the one mistake that seems to follow me around
But they'll forget about the sky
When they all realize this guy's about to try to learn to fly or hit the ground (aaah)
It was a cup of good intentions (hoo)
A tablespoon of one big mess (hoo)
A dash of over reaction (aaah)
And I assume you know the rest (aaah)
One little slip, one little slip
It was a humble little stumble (hoo)
With a big ungraceful
One little slip, one little slip
It was a fusion of confusion (hoo)
With a few confounding things

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no i let it crust unironically

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>>14800441
after like a month or two of not wiping you stop caring tbh, i only ever wipe nowadays if i had diarea or some shit

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>>14800457
People notice that, that's gross as shit

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>>14800457
why do i co-exist with you on the same planet

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>>>14800441
>after like a month or two of not wiping you stop caring tbh, i only ever wipe nowadays if i had diarea or some shit

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No

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Yes

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>>14800547
gross, please start washing.

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>>14799445 (OP)
No

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my wife does it for me

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>>14801129
atleast someone does it



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