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>mmmmpfffffhhgfff~ a n-new chadmin? FI-NA-LLY! oh, how exciting! will he be as black as soot, or as foreign and handsome as kuz oooo maybe his sticky-icky fun sauce will taste just like froot! oooh my other domain is just getting moist thinking about my new playmate *BRRRP* but i dont think he'll disemble, clean, put me back together and take a cheeky lil peak down my barrel like daddy dolly doo doo did! Teheee! too rough, rough, rough! But soooo dreamyyy – ambatakum! Haha oh i crack myself up… better than people who crack me sometimes. Oh but to be knocked up one day, not out, with a cheeky sleeping pill slipped into my cocktail heh
>*knock* *knock*
>quooote ohhh quotey quote, come out here and lemme give your balls a motorboat *brerdrerrrlrlrlerlrerlr* heehe c'mon, quote, your g-ady of the night is getting cold and you dont want me to get cold feet, do you? Or do you ;) quooooote~ you haven't gone straight on me have you? Open up!
door opens
>QUOTEY MOATEY! LET ME GET YOUR STOGIE ALL HOT AND SOAKY-WAAaahh!? <:d A G-G-G-GIIIRRLLL!? HUAAAGHHHHHH *puts hand on head, backwards, while slowly fainting*
>w…where am-IM STILL STUCK IN THIS NIGHTMARE!? SPREAD THOSE LEGS >;O THERE HAS TO BE A COCK SOMEWHERE RIGHT! PLEASE OH PLEASE ILL EVEN SETTLE FOR A HEMAPRHODITE-GAAAGHHHHH NO COCKY WOCKY!? ALL GIRLS NO TOY MAKES NATEY A LIMP BOY! I KNEW THE PROPHECY WAS TRUE! ADMIN SIX WILL KILL THE FERDEEE IT'LL KILL THE SHERRDEEE BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY! ITS KILLED MY HARD-Y!! IM A QUEEN AND IM BEING FORCED TO EAT CAKE! VICTORY, SNATCHED BY THE JAWS OF, WELL, A SNATCH! AIIYEEEEEEE A-ATLEAST ROOT WOULD LET ME PULL HIS CARROT OUT OF THE MUD THIS IS RIDICULOUS AND HE WAS IN THE CLOSET NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 β„–14799013[Quote]

this was htsm before htsm or some shit

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>>14799006 (OP)
go back cord bait ur baiting me MODS=GODSMODS=GODSMODS=GODSMODS=GODSMODS=GODSMODS=GODSMODS=GODS

 β„–14799023[Quote]

>>14799013
How old is this bait?

 β„–14799031[Quote]

bait nonya ayr fell dor

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>>14799006 (OP)
I said this when I found out quote was a girl

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>>14799023
there's a whole 'pasta that's commonly paired with the slurpjak nate
this bait's likely very old

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Huh

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geg

 β„–14799075[Quote]

PedoNoon award.

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.

 β„–14799644[Quote]

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 β„–14799646[Quote]

𝙉π™ͺπ™¨π™€π™ž, π˜Ύπ™Šπ™‹π™” π˜Όπ™‰π˜Ώ π™‹π˜Όπ™Žπ™π™€ π™π™ƒπ™„π™Ž π™ˆπ™€π™Žπ™Žπ˜Όπ™‚π™€ π™„π™‰π™π™Š 15 π˜Ώπ™„π™π™π™€π™π™€π™‰π™ π™π™ƒπ™π™€π˜Όπ˜Ώπ™Ž 𝙄𝙉 8 π™ˆπ™„π™‰π™π™π™€π™Ž π™Šπ™ π™€π™‡π™Žπ™€ π™”π™Šπ™β€™π™‡π™‡ π˜Ύπ™ƒπ™Šπ™†π™€ π™π™Š π˜Ώπ™€π˜Όπ™π™ƒ π™Šπ™‰ π™”π™Šπ™π™ π™Šπ™’π™‰ π˜½π™‡π™Šπ™Šπ˜Ώ π™π™Šπ™‰π™„π™‚π™ƒπ™β€¦

 β„–14799653[Quote]

i read every single word

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nigger

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>>14799013
>WOWIE ZOWIE NEW SHOWER THOUGHTS UNLOCKED LETS TAKEA LOOKIE HERE HMMM DANTES INFERNO WAS FANFICTION BEFORE FANFICTION DDR WAS FNF BEFORE FNF AND LEGOS WERE ROBBLOX BEFORE ROBBLOX WAOW THATS SO EPIC I'LL HIT R/ALL WITH THESE ZINGERENOS

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>>mmmmpfffffhhgfff~ a n-new chadmin? FI-NA-LLY! oh, how exciting! will he be as black as soot, or as foreign and handsome as kuz oooo maybe his sticky-icky fun sauce will taste just like froot! oooh my other domain is just getting moist thinking about my new playmate *BRRRP* but i dont think he'll disemble, clean, put me back together and take a cheeky lil peak down my barrel like daddy dolly doo doo did! Teheee! too rough, rough, rough! But soooo dreamyyy – ambatakum! Haha oh i crack myself up… better than people who crack me sometimes. Oh but to be knocked up one day, not out, with a cheeky sleeping pill slipped into my cocktail heh
>>*knock* *knock*
>>quooote ohhh quotey quote, come out here and lemme give your balls a motorboat *brerdrerrrlrlrlerlrerlr* heehe c'mon, quote, your g-ady of the night is getting cold and you dont want me to get cold feet, do you? Or do you ;) quooooote~ you haven't gone straight on me have you? Open up!
>door opens
>>QUOTEY MOATEY! LET ME GET YOUR STOGIE ALL HOT AND SOAKY-WAAaahh!? <:d A G-G-G-GIIIRRLLL!? HUAAAGHHHHHH *puts hand on head, backwards, while slowly fainting*
>>w…where am-IM STILL STUCK IN THIS NIGHTMARE!? SPREAD THOSE LEGS >;O THERE HAS TO BE A COCK SOMEWHERE RIGHT! PLEASE OH PLEASE ILL EVEN SETTLE FOR A HEMAPRHODITE-GAAAGHHHHH NO COCKY WOCKY!? ALL GIRLS NO TOY MAKES NATEY A LIMP BOY! I KNEW THE PROPHECY WAS TRUE! ADMIN SIX WILL KILL THE FERDEEE IT'LL KILL THE SHERRDEEE BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY! ITS KILLED MY HARD-Y!! IM A QUEEN AND IM BEING FORCED TO EAT CAKE! VICTORY, SNATCHED BY THE JAWS OF, WELL, A SNATCH! AIIYEEEEEEE A-ATLEAST ROOT WOULD LET ME PULL HIS CARROT OUT OF THE MUD THIS IS RIDICULOUS AND HE WAS IN THE CLOSET NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



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