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How do I satisfy my urge of wanting to fall asleep on a woman's chest? I did it before and it was amazing.

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Girls don't like when you do that though it makes you look weak

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buy two booby shaped pillows and sleep on them

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>>14788849
if this is true i will kill myself live

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>>14788855
I was hanging out with two foids and one of them said she was dating a guy and he started to rest his head on her chest and she said she got the ick and felt like he was her kid. Her friend agreed and said she hates when guys try to do that cause it feels inverted from normal.

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>>14788849
caring what women think is weak doe
>>14788853
thats tranny coded reality disruption you might as well say if he likes to hear a woman talk then he should listen to asmr you dumb faggot
>>14788855
killing yourself over a woman is stupid since women wouldnt kill yourself over you hence the attempt and success rates for them are so low and their attempt rates are higher than their success rates too btw if that matters

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>>14788876
Even doe the foids are right in this case it is a little gay and weak

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>>14788871
there are women out there who will help a complete faggot live out his fetish of being a baby 24/7 and they will change his diaper or walk him on a leash in public spaces when he pretends to be a dog stop thinking what women think and learn how to talk with them and you will see they let people imprint ideas and tastes and personalities into them

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>>14788849
I don't even care, it was the best feeling I've felt in a very very long time.

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>>14788898
They only do that to satisfy the guy though cause they're in love with him

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>>14788871
my hate towards foids grows larger every day of my life

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>>14788890
showing affection is considered to be weak even doe its a sign of trust and is meant to be in a private space thereforealbeit a discussion of affectionate moments and behaviors in public space will always seem weird since it is put through a different social filter and why you say congrats on having a baby instead of saying congrats on having a penis inside you

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>>14788890
It's not unless you actually act weak outside of that situation.

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>>14788914
Idk bro personally I would feel weak having a girl spoon me or whatever. The idea of a girl resting her head on me and falling asleep while I hold her is much more appealing.

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>>14788910
you dont understand how women behave and you misunderstand what they think with what they say which is why there is the issue here
everyone itt needs to forget what they learned about women and get it from irl sources and once it clicks you will understand what im talking about

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>>14788912
Nusois are never going to reproduce, KEEEEEEEEEEK

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>>14788926
this is public space so proving my point since i can find many ways to twist your words here and call you a faggot
affection is aryan and is private space only

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>>14788914
She brought this up randomly that he did this and seemed kinda mildly disgusting by it and so did her friend. I think most women would agree with her.

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>>14788939
Nigger I'll admit right now in this public space that I've gooned to the idea of being ass raped by niggers but I wouldn't want a girl to spoon me irl cause that's weak behavior I'd much rather spoon her.

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>>14788926
Not the same as spooning

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>>14788933
my brother is a normie, my bloodline is not done for yet

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>>14788944
bringing it up randomly is just looking for attention and trying to get hivemind opinion so she had 0 thoughts about it before she just heard that she cant like it and signaled to others to tell her to not like it so now she doesnt like it
if you talked in the right way you could imprint her that she would like it and now all her signaling was a waste of time and energy
think of it like birds communicating by being loud over long distances and how all that noise can be removed by just mimicing one bird and now they come to you instead of all the snca

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>>14788845 (OP)
get a dommy mommy

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>>14788956
STOP DOXXING ME
>>14788957
kys
>>14788968
having sex with your brother wont help you bro

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>>14788988
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY WHAT THE FUCK I DIDNT MEAN IT THAT WAY

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>>14788986
Not my type of thing

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