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>Let me preface by saying I would never hurt my bf, but I really really want to cut off his penis and testicles and cook them into something tasty and eat them in front of him. I think it has something to do with penis envy or something because it’s really frustrating that he has the ability to penetrate me, I hate the idea of just being a passive element during sex and I want him to loose that ability to be the ‘conquer’ so to speak. We have regular sex and I enjoy it and whatnot and realistically him loosing his cock and nuts would probably suck for me too but I get so freakin horny just thinking about making him watch me take his junk in like a fancy kitchen setting and preparing his penis and testicles into some kind of gourmet meal, like I just imagine them on a cutting board with me humming a tune to myself while he watches helplessly as I slice it into sausage cuts then pan sear it or something, maybe serve it with nice sauce. Is there anyway I can tell him this fantasy without him freaking the fuck out, changing the locks on the door and dumping me? Like I want to atleast pretend maybe, like play kitchen preparing and cooking his cock ‘n balls although I have no idea how to do it. Maybe like cut a hole through a cutting board and use a toy knife? Although obviously like logistically it would be hard to move it around still attached to him and pretend to cook it. Tdlr: how do I tell my bf I want to ‘pretend’ to cut off his cock and balls and eat them without making me sound like an asshole? Also bonus points for what you’d make out of a penis and testicles, bonus bonus points for a recipe.

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doctos

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soytan what the FUCK

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>consumable BBCs

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