/soy/ - Soyjaks

Facts about You

You're Black.
You're Fat.
You're Jewish.
You're a mudslime.
You're autistic.
You're disabled.
You have absolutely zero Aryan genetics.
You're obsessed.
You're the ESL FNF Pedo.
I already know you're gay aswell.
You will be raped.
You will die soon.
You are a sexless bigoted incel chud that scares women away.
You never pirate games, instead spending your parent's credit card on Nintendo subscriptions.
You're a S4BBC.
You masturbate multiple times daily.
You have no social life.
You have poor grades.
You are weak. Physically, mentally and spiritually.
You will never be loved.
Your parents will never love you and console you.
You are the coal that is killing the sharty.
You're a Foid.
You're Transgender.
You're a Pajeet.
You're a Paki.
You will never be a woman.
You deserve to be banned from every place from the sharty if you already aren't.
You are the single culmination of every slopjak that has ever and will ever exist.
I broke your hymen.
You're circumcised.
You've already became blacker than how black you were 10 seconds ago.
You aren't automatically breathing anymore.
You haven't licked your dry-ass lips yet.
You treat showering as a yearly holiday.
You have Osteoporosis-causing posture.
You're a Reddit user.
You're a Discord user.
You're a Twitter user.
You're a jartycuck.
You're a shemmycuck.
You're abhorrent vantablack antimatter brimstone.
You're the reason why the site went down once.
You're going to eventually break your weak NoFap streak.
You are the source material for every /qa/ soyjak.
You are the coal that made soot sell the sharty.
You consume troonslop and regurgitated TikTok memes daily instead of contributing to society.
You're not funny.
You're a buck who wants to be broken.
You will die in your sleep tonight if you don't audibly say "I am a Nigger" under your breath. Don't risk it.
What you just said was true.
You are utterly mindbroken by this article and seething from my truthnukes.
You drink soylent and eat bugs.
You sleep in the pod, in a cramped walkable city.
You took the Covid-19 vaccine.
You live in the Metaverse.
You have succumbed to the New World Order.
You own nothing.
You are not happy, and you never will be.