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this thread is a continuation of this thread (or something):
https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/14781343.html#14781866considering how absolute dogshit the scp wiki is nowadays it would actually be a refresher if we make a nophono entry for it
all we need are 10 updoots on the nophono wiki entry so that it stays up indefinetly
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oy vey, go vp
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>>14781905 (OP)gemmy idea
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Do we make him like in creepypasta
(Cognitihazard that can make everypony forget you)
Or more of a new thing
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That has some chances to work.
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make your accounts and shiet
we already have a base idea of what the nophono scp will be like in the previous thread all we have to do is write it
use jeetgpt if your too lazy to do it geg
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Also face should be more visible and gray because troons will see a giga there and delete because
>Muh trolling
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Also don't make it obvious we're from the sharty.
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>>14781938If we use chatgpt we should remake some parts so troons don't spot AI
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>>14781933a new thing
nophono kills people who ever reads his book that has multiple versions such as shit nobaldi cares about and the most dangerous version shit nophono cares about
nophono only kills people that he sees as a threat to him
pdf versions of the book also have the same effect as the original book making it impossible to contain
and the scp foundation looks through all mentions of the book on the internet (particularly imageboards) using the mtf task division "glowies"
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Nophono consumes shit nobody cares about, he becomes more stronger with each new thing, somegigas-cultists try to summon xim o algo, the phrase "shit nophono cares fun about/ shit nophono cares" is made by glowies to label niche shit so they became less niche so nophono can't consume it fully. the book is the list of the things xe consumed.
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>>14781954yeah saar, remove em dashes and rewrite it into your own words or use a humanizer
also learn how writting on the scp 'ki works and shiet (its very similiar to how writting works on the sharty wiki)
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>>14781975https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/how-to-write-an-scphere is a tutorial on how to write on the 'ki and format and shiet
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>>14781997START WITH WRITING ON THE SANDBOX SITE AND SHARE SO WE CAN EDIT IT TOGETHER AND SHIET
https://scp-sandbox-3.wikidot.com/ β14782014[Quote]
If you actually wanna get this to work youβll have to write an actually decent article and stealth references in it. Troons can sniff out jeetpt generated text like dogs, and literally everybaldi will know itβs a troll if βHWABAG1488β who just signed up today posts it
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is there a page right now? where can i see it?
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>>14781960My snca suggestions:
>Make him from slovakia>Make him rip people to shreds with tentacles >Make him have some special books(with correct spelling) which make everybody forget about you if you read them o algo> β14782025[Quote]
UP UP UP UP UP
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>>14782020dont make it a SNCA 3rd world shitskin country nigga make it america or phonoland o algo
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>>14782016we are still in the idea stage
>>14782014fair enough, but how would we be trolls if we are making scp articles and contributing to the site?
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>>14782029Slovakia is a first world aryanheaven doe
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>>14782031it would be more of a seetherald that they couldn't get this article made by heckin' bigots taken down
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>>14782031just make subtle references, we need to slowburn this kinorald
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I found something similar
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fono,_Federated_States_of_MicronesiaMake his first appearance in micronesia geg
It's snca and has similar sounding name of one of it's Islands
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>>14782037if we just follow da roolz everything will be fine
btw there is a fucking scp entry for the nazi germany blood flag so
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4025they clearly do allow some form of chuddiness
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>>14782031Thatβs why it has to be good, if thereβs actual effort itβll be harder to just pin it as a troll
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also as a sub-idea for the operation, could we try making a personnel entry document page for Dr. Soyberg? we could try making an excuse for using his 'jak as a artistic depiction of what D-Class Members see him like
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>>14782064we need to do it after we make the nophono scp to see what jannies think about sharty kultur
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>>14782054exactly geg, imagine how good it would be to have a SCP that just was ours and they couldn't remove it
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>>14782081we just need a wikiGOD to actually make this now
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I summon, OLDFAGS OF THE SCP COMMUNITY WHO USE THE SHARTY!
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>>14782094is there any scp oldfags who use the sharty doe
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>>14782094this has to be like 2 or 3 pipo max
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>>14781905 (OP)Gemmiest thread of 2026
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>>14781905 (OP)also nophono is able to posess large language models like grok or chatgpt making them produce incomprehensible gibberish
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i'm scouting out the scp wiki right now and I honestly think we would be the best SCP in years, its all just slop about super powerful reality ending affirming ones
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vp
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has any nophono made their accounts yet?
temp emails are accepted i think
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>>14782153I made mine which is called "HeckinScience!"
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Jeet gpt's version
Below is a standard SCP Wikiβstyle entry based strictly on your lore, tone, and the attached image.
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Item #: SCP-ββββ
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-ββββ is currently uncontainable due to its apparent capacity for instantaneous spatial displacement (hereafter referred to as βteleportationβ). Direct containment efforts are suspended indefinitely.
Foundation efforts are instead focused on information suppression and monitoring. All known textual, scanned, photographed, or digitally archived references to SCP-βββββs anomalous books are to be flagged, archived, and removed when possible. Automated Foundation web-crawlers continuously monitor the internetβparticularly imageboards, obscure forums, and digital librariesβfor keywords, phrases, or images associated with SCP-βββββs publications.
Civilian reports of abandoned structures containing unidentified books are to be investigated immediately. Recovered physical copies are to be incinerated without reading. Personnel assigned to SCP-ββββ cases must use Class-IV cognitohazard filtration software when handling digital materials.
Under no circumstances are Foundation personnel permitted to read SCP-βββββs writings in full.
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Description:
SCP-ββββ, self-identified in its writings as βNophonoβ, is a humanoid entity first documented in Micronesia, with subsequent sightings occurring almost exclusively in regions of extremely low population density. SCP-ββββ manifests as a tall humanoid figure dressed in formal attire, typically a suit. The entityβs facial features are either absent or imperceptible, appearing as a dark void regardless of lighting conditions (see attached image).
SCP-ββββ possesses multiple prehensile tentacles that emerge from its spinal region. These appendages are normally concealed but are used during hostile encounters. Victims attacked by SCP-ββββ are typically restrained, punctured, or dismembered by these tentacles, resulting in rapid fatality.
SCP-ββββ demonstrates apparent teleportation abilities, allowing it to evade capture and relocate without observable transitional movement. This ability renders traditional containment impossible.
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Behavior and Books:
SCP-ββββ is known to leave books in abandoned houses, derelict buildings, or otherwise uninhabited structures. These books exist in multiple versions, including but not limited to:
* *βShit Nobody Cares Aboutβ*
* *βShit Nophono Cares Aboutβ* (designated the most dangerous variant)
The books contain highly obscure information, often involving subjects known only to an extremely small number of individuals worldwide. The anomalous effect activates when a reader comprehends the content, regardless of medium.
Notably:
* PDF and digital scans of the books are just as lethal as physical copies.
* SCP-ββββ will eventually manifest near individuals who have read the material if it perceives them as a threat.
* Not all readers are killed; SCP-ββββ appears selective, targeting only those it judges capable of interfering with or exposing it.
This selective predation suggests advanced intelligence and threat assessment capabilities.
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Addendum ββββ-1: Foundation Assessment
Due to SCP-βββββs reliance on information propagation rather than proximity, it is classified as a memetic-predatory entity. The existence of uncontrollable digital copies elevates SCP-ββββ to a persistent global risk.
Total eradication of SCP-ββββ-related information is considered unachievable with current technology.
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Addendum ββββ-2: Notes
> *βNophono doesnβt hunt curiosity. It hunts relevance.β*
> βDr. ββββββ
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If you want, I can also:
* Rewrite this in perfect SCP Wiki formatting
* Add interviews, logs, or exploration reports
* Create SCP redactions and fake document scans
* Give it a number and containment breach story
Just say yes/no or what you want next.
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>>14782153mine is made and ready to gk
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ΠΠΈ cΠΊΠ°Π·Π°Π»ΠΈ:
Make a scp wiki entry for nophono
Nophono was first discovered in micronesia and is sighted mostly in low population density areas
Nophono leaves his books mostly in abandoned houses
Nophono attacks people with tentacles who grow out of his spine
Nophono is seemingly able to teleport and thus incontainable
nophono kills people who read his book that has multiple versions such as shit nobaldi cares about and the most dangerous version shit nophono cares about
Books describe really obscure topics known to only tiny amount of people
nophono only kills people that he sees as a threat to him pdf versions of the book also have the same effect as the original book making it impossible to contain and the scp foundation looks through all mentions of the book on the internet (particularly imageboards)
Picture attached is how nophono looks
ΠΡoΠ³ΡΠ°ΠΌΠ° ChatGPT cΠΊΠ°Π·Π°Π»Π°:
Below is a standard SCP Wikiβstyle entry based strictly on your lore, tone, and the attached image.
Item #: SCP-ββββ
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-ββββ is currently uncontainable due to its apparent capacity for instantaneous spatial displacement (hereafter referred to as βteleportationβ). Direct containment efforts are suspended indefinitely.
Foundation efforts are instead focused on information suppression and monitoring. All known textual, scanned, photographed, or digitally archived references to SCP-βββββs anomalous books are to be flagged, archived, and removed when possible. Automated Foundation web-crawlers continuously monitor the internetβparticularly imageboards, obscure forums, and digital librariesβfor keywords, phrases, or images associated with SCP-βββββs publications.
Civilian reports of abandoned structures containing unidentified books are to be investigated immediately. Recovered physical copies are to be incinerated without reading. Personnel assigned to SCP-ββββ cases must use Class-IV cognitohazard filtration software when handling digital materials.
Under no circumstances are Foundation personnel permitted to read SCP-βββββs writings in full.
Description:
SCP-ββββ, self-identified in its writings as βNophonoβ, is a humanoid entity first documented in Micronesia, with subsequent sightings occurring almost exclusively in regions of extremely low population density. SCP-ββββ manifests as a tall humanoid figure dressed in formal attire, typically a suit. The entityβs facial features are either absent or imperceptible, appearing as a dark void regardless of lighting conditions (see attached image).
SCP-ββββ possesses multiple prehensile tentacles that emerge from its spinal region. These appendages are normally concealed but are used during hostile encounters. Victims attacked by SCP-ββββ are typically restrained, punctured, or dismembered by these tentacles, resulting in rapid fatality.
SCP-ββββ demonstrates apparent teleportation abilities, allowing it to evade capture and relocate without observable transitional movement. This ability renders traditional containment impossible.
Behavior and Books:
SCP-ββββ is known to leave books in abandoned houses, derelict buildings, or otherwise uninhabited structures. These books exist in multiple versions, including but not limited to:
βShit Nobody Cares Aboutβ
βShit Nophono Cares Aboutβ (designated the most dangerous variant)
The books contain highly obscure information, often involving subjects known only to an extremely small number of individuals worldwide. The anomalous effect activates when a reader comprehends the content, regardless of medium.
Notably:
PDF and digital scans of the books are just as lethal as physical copies.
SCP-ββββ will eventually manifest near individuals who have read the material if it perceives them as a threat.
Not all readers are killed; SCP-ββββ appears selective, targeting only those it judges capable of interfering with or exposing it.
This selective predation suggests advanced intelligence and threat assessment capabilities.
Addendum ββββ-1: Foundation Assessment
Due to SCP-βββββs reliance on information propagation rather than proximity, it is classified as a memetic-predatory entity. The existence of uncontrollable digital copies elevates SCP-ββββ to a persistent global risk.
Total eradication of SCP-ββββ-related information is considered unachievable with current technology.
Addendum ββββ-2: Notes
βNophono doesnβt hunt curiosity. It hunts relevance.β
βDr. ββββββ
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>>14782202scps entries must have a numerical id to exist
we should probably name it like scp-51334
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Without raped formatting
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>>14782214btw
>5 is for s>13 is for n's position in the alphabet>3 is for c's position in the alphabet>and 4 is for a β14782227[Quote]
>>14782214what if we named it something like snarky in numbers? just to falseflag
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>>14782211also am I just autistic because to me this was a super entertaining read
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IF YOU HAVE A ACCOUNT MAKE A SANDBOX AND SHARE IT TO OTHER PHONOS WITH ACCOUNTS TO SO WE CAN EDIT IT TOGETHER
https://scp-sandbox-3.wikidot.com/LEARN HOW SCP 'KI EDITTING WORKS O ALGO
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>>14782233We all are autistic here
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>>14782240i imagined it in that one scp reading guys voice who used to draw them
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>>14782202dont jeetgpt it. you are rotting your brain. just make a classic story with what we have. he has a book titled shit nophono cares about and its completely random phrases or possibly things from different reality and if you start reading the text of the page aloud you can attract him and he will appear in a place where nobody is looking not even cameras and will listen carefully unless you suddenly stop reading or make a mistake by stuttering or sounding like a retard so then he rapes you to death for it with his tentacles. this also includes if you start using items which he cares about like automatic paperclip stackers or floating point accurate thrembometers made by soyberg industries but he wont be interested by other thrembometers made by other companies
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bumo
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>>14782251I'm lazy and esl doebeit
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>>14782264then kill yourself
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>>14782264AI is strictly banned on the scp wiki because it uses 6 gorillion litres of water per prompt or however the cope is said
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>>14782251I like the idea that certain hieroglyphs attract nophono to kill whoever reads them. Should 'p be one of them?
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>>14782275tsmt plus they use ai to detect ai so stop being a lazy slf and make an actually interesting story since then you will also be proud of this operation and it wont just be "another one for the pile"
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>>14782275Needs rewriting in some parts but it shouldn't be thst obvious
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>>14782286Why don't you do it yourself
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>>14782286I'm gonna get my brother to write it hes a wannabe author and diagnosed with autism so you know it'll be good
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>>14782295because you are the one working on the thread and i would rather kill you. just stab you to death till you die.
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Everybaldi should go away now and write their own, then come back and post it and we can pick the best to try to get it submitted
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>>14782299ts better be gooder o algo
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>>14782314he said no and called me a nigger, if that matters
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>>14782349tell him to stop being a slf and just do it or youll beat him up
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>>14782330This is the way, we can brainstorm nicely if we have a lot of material to choose from
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somephono link the article
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>>14782368geg hes on about how i shouldnt be on this website
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>>14782349Pay him off with your pocket money o algo
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>>14782349Are you stronger than him?
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>>14782386GEEEEEEEEEEG oh well it was worth a shot
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>>14782398yes he doesn't even workout and browses the 'cuck
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>>14782422Than threaten to beat him if he doesn't write it geg
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>>14782235nigga can some phono just make the sandbox already and send it teens who have a account?
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>>14782235Just create a Google doc bruh
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Has anyphono made the doc yet
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>>14782542I can in an hour or so when I get to my PC
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Do we have any prototype yet?
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>>14782644my brother is writing it now on his computer but it might take him a whike
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>>14782707Your brother is a 'teen as well? Geg
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You guys should adapt the concepts of the nophono creepypasta for the scp articl
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>>14782769I actually had an idea about a creepypaste about nobeidore few weeks ago
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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-XXXX is currently uncontainable due to its anomalous nature as a memetic-predatory entity and its capacity for instantaneous manifestation in proximity to its anomalous media (hereafter referred to as SCP-XXXX-1 instances). Direct physical containment is deemed impossible; efforts are instead focused on suppression, misinformation, and cognitive countermeasures.
All known physical copies of SCP-XXXX-1 are to be incinerated in Site-77's High-Temperature Furnace Alpha without being opened or read. Personnel must wear Class-D cognitohazard blindfolds during handling.
Due to SCP-XXXX's connection to broadcast media, a dedicated Foundation front, ββββββ Broadcast Monitoring, is to jam anomalous VHF/UHF signals matching the "silent carrier wave" profile associated with SCP-XXXX manifestations. All civilian reports of "cursed VHS tapes" depicting a faceless entity are to be investigated, with amnestics administered as standard.
Personnel assigned to SCP-XXXX are required to undergo monthly psychiatric evaluation for symptoms of Induced Conceptual Apathy (ICA), characterized by a loss of interest in personal passions, repetitive behaviors, and the subjective belief that one's actions are "meaningless."
Description:
SCP-XXXX, commonly self-referenced in its media as "Nophono," is a humanoid entity of unknown origin. It manifests as a tall, emaciated figure wearing a suit of outdated, often garish design (most commonly reported as a vibrant electric blue). The entity's face is a smooth, featureless plane of flesh, devoid of eyes, nose, or mouth. This lack of features remains consistent across all spectrums of light and imaging.
SCP-XXXX is inextricably linked to SCP-XXXX-1: a series of anomalous media, primarily low-quality VHS tapes, but also including unpublished manuscripts, corrupted digital files (.avi, .mp4), and anomalous broadcast signals. The content of SCP-XXXX-1 always depicts SCP-XXXX performing mundane, repetitive, and nonsensical actions in a sparse, empty studio set, accompanied by oppressive silence or distorted, sub-audible tones. They often named as "shit nophono cares fan about" and iterations like "shit nobaldi cars abot" and "shit nobeidore ack corus" and so on.
SCP-XXXX demonstrates the ability to manifest physically within the vicinity of any individual who has comprehended a "complete unit" of SCP-XXXX-1 (e.g., watched a full tape, read an entire manuscript). Manifestation typically occurs in locations of low emotional significance to the subject (empty parking lots, laundromats at night, abandoned buildings). It does not pursue or attack immediately; it simply observes from a distance, its presence inducing severe ICA.
Addendum XXXX-1: Recovery Log Excerpt
*The following is from the investigation of an abandoned public access station in [REDACTED], Wisconsin, believed to be a point of origin for several SCP-XXXX-1 instances.*
Dr. Aris: The tape library is… extensive. Hundreds of unlabeled cassettes. One playback unit is still powered, looping a 15-second clip.
Agent Cobb: Describe it.
Dr. Aris: The entityβSCP-XXXXβis on screen. It's holding a small, wilted plant. It does nothing. It just stands there, holding it. The silence is… absolute. Not even room tone. (Pause) Cobb, I've been watching for two minutes. The clip hasn't repeated. It's a continuous take. The plant is slowly… un-wilting. Then wilting again. I don't think the clip is 15 seconds. I think it's much, much longer, and we're just perceiving a fragment.
Agent Cobb: Withdraw and prepare for incineration. Do not watch further.
Dr. Aris: I… I don't see the point. It's just a plant. Why does any of this matter?
*Dr. Aris was subsequently diagnosed with Stage 3 ICA and administered Class-A amnestics. The site was cleansed with thermite.*
Addendum XXXX-2: Incident Report XXXX-7 ("The Debater")
A Level 2 Researcher, compiled a detailed dossier refuting the possibility of SCP-XXXX's existence based on thermodynamic principles. After publishing it to a secure, internal server, he reported seeing SCP-XXXX standing motionless at the end of his suburban street for three consecutive nights. On the fourth day, he was found in his home, having erased his dossier and all related work. He was repeating the phrase, "Shit Nophono cares, fan, about," and was unresponsive to stimuli. Full cognitive recovery failed.
Its relationship with other anomalous industrial complexes (see Supplementary Files re: "Chicken 'O Factory" and "Gigafactory Project") suggests SCP-XXXX may be a psychic byproduct or quality-control mechanism for larger-scale reality-corrupting processes, acting as a "silent firewall" that eliminates problematic levels of attention or investigative passion directed at those anomalies.
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thread op here, any progress so far?
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>>14783021One nigga got his brother to write it but it'll take a while
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>>14783091why is this gem at page 5
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also hows it going? any updates so far?
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Up
This thread needs more attention
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>>14783091hes saying shit like its not gonna bs dome for days
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soyim I hate to say it but this might be a failraid
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>>14784161Maybe we need an autismGOD to come in
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>>14784165i cant really think of a way to save it apart from an autismGOD to come in, I thought my brother would pull through but this niggas just lurking on this thread now
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I'm lazy though
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>>14784183entire thread is now a dnb
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Item #: SCP-1631
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained within a standard humanoid containment cell at Site-19. The cell is to be furnished with one (1) standard-issue bed, one (1) writing desk, and a soundproofed "venting" booth measuring 2m x 2m x 2m. The booth is to be equipped with noise-canceling technology and padded walls. SCP-XXXX is to be provided with a daily ration of nutrient paste (flavor: 'Chocolate Sadness'), black eyeliner, and writing materials.
Daily interaction with SCP-XXXX must be limited to 15 minutes and supervised by personnel trained in de-escalation tactics. SCP-XXXX must be addressed by the preferred designation of βMr. Gloom.β Any requests for alternative containment procedures, or for contact with external entities, are to be logged but summarily denied unless specifically authorized by Head Researcher Dr. Albright.
Release of SCP-XXXX into the general population is permissible only under strict conditions: (a) a verifiable existential threat exists which cannot be neutralized through conventional means, (b) Dr. Albright has authorized the release, and (c) SCP-XXXX is fitted with a Foundation-designed psychological anchor (PDA) that limits its emotional output to acceptable levels. Following any authorized release, SCP-XXXX is to be immediately returned to containment.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a middle-aged Caucasian male exhibiting physical characteristics inconsistent with its alleged age of 47. SCP-XXXX presents with a receding hairline styled in an "emo" fringe, a full beard, and is invariably observed with a large, oversized pacifier inserted into its mouth. This pacifier, designated SCP-XXXX-1, appears to be physically melded to SCP-XXXX's lips and attempts to remove it have resulted in extreme distress and the manifestation of SCP-XXXX's anomalous properties.
SCP-XXXX possesses the ability to generate localized emotional fields. These fields primarily manifest as extreme melancholy, existential dread, and intense feelings of inadequacy. The range and intensity of these fields are directly proportional to SCP-XXXX's current emotional state. When distressed, the range of the emotional field can extend up to 50 meters, affecting all sentient life within. Symptoms include but are not limited to: severe depression, an overwhelming sense of ennui, spontaneous crying, and an inability to perform tasks requiring concentration.
Due to its generally harmless nature and surprisingly affable demeanor when its needs are met, SCP-XXXX is colloquially referred to as "Foundation's Little Sunshine" among junior staff.
Addendum XXXX-1: Incident Report
On 2023-03-15, SCP-XXXX experienced a containment breach following the accidental substitution of its daily nutrient paste with "Strawberry Smiles" flavored paste. Upon consumption, SCP-XXXX began emitting a high-pitched whine and a visible wave of despair emanated from its containment cell, affecting personnel on levels 2 and 3 of Site-19. The breach was contained after Dr. Albright personally administered a dose of 'Chocolate Sadness' paste and reaffirmed SCP-XXXX's importance to the Foundation's research.
Addendum XXXX-2: Interview Log
> Interviewed: SCP-XXXX
> Interviewer: Dr. Albright
> Date: 2023-04-01
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> Dr. Albright: Good morning, Mr. Gloom. How are you feeling today?
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> SCP-XXXX: (Muffled speech due to pacifier) Awful. Justβ¦awful. Nobody understands me.
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> Dr. Albright: We understand that you require specificβ¦sustenance. We made sure you have your βChocolate Sadnessβ today, haven't we?
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> SCP-XXXX: (Nods vigorously, eyes welling up) Yes. Butβ¦it's not the same. My creative process is being stifled! I need to release my angst upon the world!
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> Dr. Albright: Your "angst," as you put it, caused a minor containment breach last month. We cannot allow that to happen again.
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> SCP-XXXX: Butβ¦my art!
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> Dr. Albright: The Foundation appreciates yourβ¦unique talents, Mr. Gloom. That is why we provide you with the venting booth. Please utilize it.
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> SCP-XXXX: (Sighs dramatically) Fine. But donβt expect me to be happy about it. (Leaves for venting booth)
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> Dr. Albright: (To recording device) Subject displays a persistent need for external validation. PDA device deployment remains a viable option should wider release be necessary.
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Item #: SCP-N1663R
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained within a standard humanoid containment cell at Site-ββ. The cell is to be equipped with a reinforced steel chastity belt, checked daily for integrity. Standard Class-D cleaning protocols are to be followed, though personnel are advised to complete their duties efficiently. Under no circumstances is SCP-XXXX to be released from containment. Due to the consistent low threat level and negligible attempts at escape, standard observation of SCP-XXXX has been reduced to bi-weekly checks.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a large, balding humanoid male of indeterminable ethnicity, approximately 2 meters in height. The subject presents with pronounced facial features including a perpetually open mouth, bulbous nose, and poorly maintained teeth. SCP-XXXX is capable of limited vocalizations, primarily consisting of incoherent guttural noises.
SCP-XXXX's anomalous properties manifest in two primary forms. Firstly, SCP-XXXX possesses an abnormally enlarged penis, measuring approximately 0.7 meters in length when flaccid. Secondly, SCP-XXXX exhibits an inability to consciously control erections, resulting in frequent and unpredictable instances of tumescence. These instances do not appear to correlate to external stimuli and occur with no discernible pattern.
Despite initial concerns regarding its disruptive potential, SCP-XXXX has proven largely benign. Its low intelligence and limited mobility have resulted in minimal containment breaches. SCP-XXXX is generally regarded by site staff as an inconvenience, and its containment procedures are often given minimal attention.
Addendum XXXX-1: Following Incident XXXX-Alpha, wherein SCP-XXXX's uncontrolled erection caused a minor structural compromise to its containment cell door, a reinforcement order was filed. The request is currently pending approval.
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Item #: SCP-5197
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: Due to its current uncontained status and unpredictable movement patterns, complete containment of SCP-XXXX is not possible at this time. Foundation resources are to be focused on tracking and mitigating the effects of SCP-XXXX's primary anomalous property.
Mobile Task Force Epsilon-11 ("Nine-Tailed Fox") is assigned to locate and monitor SCP-XXXX's movements, using a combination of satellite imagery, acoustic sensors, and eyewitness reports. Any area exhibiting signs of excessive moisture, unusually high humidity, or sudden flooding is to be investigated as a potential location of SCP-XXXX.
Containment Protocol XXXX-Alpha, involving large-scale desiccation efforts, has proven ineffective and is to be abandoned. The use of absorbent materials, such as industrial-grade sponges and superabsorbent polymers, is permitted only as a temporary measure to prevent catastrophic flooding.
Under no circumstances should personnel attempt direct physical contact with SCP-XXXX. All personnel are to maintain a minimum distance of 50 meters from the entity.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a vaguely humanoid entity of indeterminate size and composition, typically manifesting within areas experiencing heavy rainfall or near large bodies of water. Visual observation of SCP-XXXX is often obscured by excessive moisture emanating from the entity itself.
SCP-XXXX is characterized by its disproportionately large mouth, which is constantly agape and perpetually emitting a stream of viscous, blue-tinted fluid. This fluid exhibits anomalous properties, including an inability to be absorbed by conventional means and a tendency to pool and spread at an accelerated rate. Analysis of the fluid reveals a composition primarily of water, with trace amounts of unknown organic compounds.
SCP-XXXX appears to possess limited cognitive abilities. It does not respond to verbal or physical stimuli and exhibits no apparent purpose beyond its uncontrolled expulsion of fluid. Eyewitness accounts describe its movements as erratic and clumsy, often resulting in accidental structural damage to surrounding areas. Due to this, SCP-XXXX has gained notoriety among staff.
Addendum XXXX-1: Incident Report
On 20ββ-ββ-ββ, SCP-XXXX manifested within the vicinity of Site-19, causing extensive flooding within the lower levels. Emergency containment measures were enacted, resulting in the temporary displacement of several Euclid-class objects. The incident resulted in ββ casualties and significant damage to Foundation infrastructure. A formal review of containment procedures is underway.
Addendum XXXX-2: Research Note
Despite extensive research, the source of SCP-XXXX's anomalous fluid expulsion remains unknown. Hypotheses range from a localized distortion of spacetime to a biological process beyond current scientific understanding. Further research is required to fully comprehend the nature and origin of this entity.
Addendum XXXX-3: Containment Revision Proposal
Given the catastrophic consequences of past containment attempts, a revised containment strategy is proposed. The new strategy would focus on diverting SCP-XXXX's fluid expulsion into a controlled environment, such as a man-made reservoir or subterranean cavern. This approach aims to minimize the risk of widespread flooding and prevent future incidents similar to Incident XXXX-1. The cost and logistical challenges associated with this strategy are significant, but deemed necessary to mitigate the ongoing threat posed by SCP-XXXX. This revision is currently under review by the O5 council.
Under no circumstances is this anomaly to be released from containment.
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Item #: SCP-5911
Object Class: Apollyon
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained within a Faraday cage measuring 10m x 10m x 10m located at Site-ββ. The interior surfaces of the cage are to be coated with three layers of light-absorbing material to maintain near-total darkness. Illumination within the containment chamber is strictly prohibited. The containment chamber must be monitored remotely via infrared cameras. Any attempts to introduce visible light into the chamber are to be met with immediate Level-4 disciplinary action. Under no circumstances are personnel to enter the containment chamber without express written permission from at least three (3) Level-5 personnel. When entry is unavoidable, personnel must wear specialized Hazmat suits fitted with opaque visors and noise-canceling headphones. Communication with SCP-XXXX is forbidden. Should SCP-XXXX attempt to communicate, personnel are to ignore it and immediately evacuate the chamber. The Faraday cage must be inspected weekly for any signs of degradation or breaches. Any damage must be repaired immediately. In the event of a containment breach, Site-ββ is to be placed on immediate lockdown and all personnel are to evacuate until SCP-XXXX is re-contained. It is highly advised that personnel assigned to SCP-XXXX containment do not have any existing mental health issues.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a humanoid entity of indeterminate origin, estimated to be approximately 2.1 meters in height. Its body appears to be composed of a substance that absorbs nearly all incident electromagnetic radiation, visually resembling vantablack. Two luminous, crescent-shaped formations serve as its eyes and are the only visible features on its head. The entity is typically observed standing motionless within its containment chamber. SCP-XXXX is capable of inflicting severe psychological trauma upon any individual who directly acknowledges its presence. This effect seems to be triggered by verbal or non-verbal communication directed towards SCP-XXXX, especially any form of greeting. The affected individual invariably describes experiencing a profound sense of dread, followed by visions of their deepest fears and regrets. Prolonged exposure leads to catatonia, personality disintegration, and, in extreme cases, complete cessation of cognitive function. SCP-XXXX's containment chamber radiates a crimson hue, despite being constructed of opaque materials. The source of this emanation is currently unknown, though it is hypothesized to be related to SCP-XXXX's anomalous properties. Sensory equipment inside the containment chamber consistently measures a pressure differential that fluctuates unpredictably. Additionally, auditory sensors have recorded faint whispers emanating from the entity, although the language is unidentifiable.
Addendum XXXX-1: Observation Log
Date: ββ/ββ/ββββ
Observer: Dr. ββββββ
Notes: "After reviewing the historical records, I'm deeply disturbed by the number of researchers who have underestimated SCP-XXXX. We cannot afford to become complacent. The psychological effects are far more insidious than initially believed. We're not just dealing with fear; we're dealing with the annihilation of the self. The new containment procedures must be followed to the letter. No exceptions."
Addendum XXXX-2: Incident Report
Date: ββ/ββ/ββββ
Description: During routine maintenance of the Faraday cage, Technician ββββββ inadvertently made eye contact with SCP-XXXX through a small crack in their visor. Technician ββββββ was immediately removed from the containment area and placed under psychological evaluation. Subject displays symptoms consistent with Stage 2 exposure: increased anxiety, paranoia, and recurring nightmares. Termination of Technician ββββββ is currently under review.
Addendum XXXX-3: Further Research Suggestion
It is proposed that a Class-D personnel exposed to SCP-XXXX be interviewed after exposure but before the personality disintegration phase of the SCP's effect. Despite the known risks, the potential gain in understanding the anomaly is considered sufficient cause for this experiment. Requesting approval.
-Dr. ββββββ.
Request: Denied. The risk outweighs the potential reward. We will not be deliberately subjecting personnel to SCP-XXXX's effects. - O5-β
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Item #: SCP-7800
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-XXXX is to be contained within a soundproofed, Faraday-caged observation cell, measuring 10m x 10m x 5m, located at Site-ββ. The interior of the cell is to be furnished minimally, consisting of a single cot and a non-plumbed toilet. No reflective surfaces are permitted within the cell. Observation is to be conducted remotely via infrared cameras and sensitive audio equipment. Any personnel entering within 50 meters of SCP-XXXX's containment cell must undergo mandatory psychological screening before and after their shift. Any display of heightened emotional response, particularly regarding topics of sexuality, gender, or personal beliefs, are grounds for immediate removal and psychiatric evaluation.
Due to SCP-XXXX's unique method of inciting agitation, all personnel assigned to SCP-XXXX are to undergo rigorous training on maintaining emotional detachment. Personnel displaying symptoms of emotional distress or susceptibility to SCP-XXXX's rhetoric are to be immediately reassigned. Direct interaction with SCP-XXXX is to be avoided whenever possible. Should interaction become necessary, personnel are to adhere strictly to pre-approved questioning protocols and maintain a neutral, objective demeanor.
Description:
SCP-XXXX is a humanoid entity of indeterminate age, appearing to be a Caucasian male. SCP-XXXX exhibits significant physical anomalies, most notably an elongated right arm, approximately 3 meters in length. The entity's visual presentation is further marred by pronounced brow ridges, a thin, unkempt beard, and rectangular spectacles.
SCP-XXXX possesses the anomalous ability to induce extreme emotional agitation in individuals, primarily through targeted verbal provocation. Subjects exposed to SCP-XXXX's influence invariably exhibit amplified emotional responses related to discussions of sex, gender, and perceived societal injustices. Analysis of audio recordings indicates that SCP-XXXX accomplishes this by employing a combination of loaded language, logical fallacies, and appeals to deeply held biases. The efficacy of SCP-XXXX's anomalous influence appears inversely proportional to the subject's pre-existing emotional stability.
The precise mechanism behind SCP-XXXX's rage-baiting abilities remains unclear. Testing suggests it is not solely based on the semantic content of SCP-XXXX's statements, but also involves subtle inflections, micro-gestures, and potentially, low-level psychic influence. Attempts to neutralize or mitigate SCP-XXXX's effect through pharmacological or mnestic interventions have proven largely ineffective. Furthermore, extended exposure to SCP-XXXX has been correlated with increased rates of staff burnout, disciplinary actions, and in some cases, voluntary resignation. This has contributed to SCP-XXXX's low standing among on-site personnel.
Addendum XXXX-1: Incident Log
On 20ββ-ββ-ββ, a breach of containment occurred when Junior Researcher ββββββ, assigned to monitor SCP-XXXX, initiated an unauthorized conversation. Researcher ββββββ, despite warnings, questioned SCP-XXXX about its origins, deviating significantly from approved protocols. SCP-XXXX responded with a series of targeted remarks that triggered a severe emotional outburst in Researcher ββββββ, culminating in a physical altercation and subsequent damage to the observation cell's monitoring equipment. Researcher ββββββ was subsequently reassigned to a lower-risk project. The incident resulted in a temporary suspension of all direct verbal communication with SCP-XXXX.
Addendum XXXX-2: Research Notes
Further research into SCP-XXXX is currently suspended pending a comprehensive review of safety protocols and staff psychological screening procedures. The ethical implications of intentionally inducing emotional distress in personnel, even for research purposes, are under review by the Ethics Committee. Until these issues are resolved, research on SCP-XXXX will remain a low priority. It is the consensus of the research team that the entity's negative influence on morale far outweighs any potential scientific gains.
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Everything is beyond our reach.
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>>14785150autistic enough to make raid ideas
too autistic to actually implement them
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i'd love to help you teens because i've written and critiqued various scp articles so this stealthjak might be my magnum opus but unfortunately i'm busy with exams so if this is still going on by the time i'm done i'll be able to participate
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>>14785237When will you be done?
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Only a little tiny bit of things are beyond our reach
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>>14785249in about 2 weeks, which would probably be too late if you're done however if still uncompleted i'll revive the thread and start writing again
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>>14785275I doubt anyphono will remember this considering the average attention span of the users. But if you do I hope you succeed. Focus on studying for now instead of raiding for the bald man with glasses website o algo.
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>>14785289i've already come up with some general ideas for an entry such as this and considering the time-span it should be ample time to refine it during my breaks and such
however there are some key notes i'd want people to choose in terms of the theme fitting this entry
1. Short, meta (see scp 2719 as reference to what i mean)
2. General SCP (containment procedures, what it does, origin etc…)
3. Story driven (multiple offset entries like you're flipping through outdated files)
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>>14785378How would we make a meta Sharty SCP without making it chuddy? Since we don't know how the jannies will react then option 3 might be too risky. We should just stick with 2 and add esoteric references to Sharty culture in a single SCP.
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I was planning for someone to create the sandbox article and we all edit there
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>>14785512Marge IDK how to make or enter a sandbox article. You could make a Google doc (but try to filter people who can edit it).
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>>14785455by making it meta we can either
A. as you said, make it chuddy and break the 4th wall
or B. make it
conceptual and or metaphysical
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>>14785537How would we hypothetically make a conceptual/metaphysicial Sharty SCP?
(if you can't already tell I'm not familiar with the SCP foundation) β14785586[Quote]
does anyone have the original nophono backstory copypasta? about the one with him buying a gun before he became the man in the blue suit
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>>14785567well a conceptual anomaly is as the name implies, a concept, idea entrenched within the human shared consciousness (noosphere) or a reality altering anomaly that is well above above "gods", reality benders and able to manipulate the very mathematical constructs which hold your universe together e.g being able to quite literally eat a number which you could never calculate again, consider anything as inside/outside or even shared thought patterns which embedded itself in the human consciousness (think of how people throughout history had their own idea of redditors/soyboys)
a metaphysical scp is a lot more tricky to wrap your head around but it's kinda like the rules of the universe or a story within a story
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>>14785535this nigga
https://scp-sandbox-3.wikidot.com/I sent the link numerous times in the thread geg
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>>14785676I think you have something going on with the "soyboy" thought pattern. We could try to find images of historical "proto-soyjaks" and put them in the article and shieeeet. If you can pull this off I would personally prefer this option (post here so we can give feedback).
>>14785686I'm too retarded to use that. Also I don't know if there's 'p prevention in that platform.
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>>14785676in my honest opinion, making a conceptual scp will be our best bet in getting it approved without it being obvious where it came from and conversely will mask the references within that relate to us
the concept itself could be the literal idea of soyboys (modern day we call them that way) and how they've been interpreted since early human history in various different forms
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>>14785743by choosing this option we have
a lot of leverage in terms of stealthjaking
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>>14785760I vote yea for this.
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>>14785787i am quite iffy about anything obvious that comes from this community in scp form since the troons i have to deal with on an everyday basis in this zogged hobby of mine are the most suicidally empathetic sack of retards i've had the misfortune to deal with that will nish your shit in the nanosecond xey find out it associates with us, so we need to improvise by actually making a serious article and test the waters for what we could get away with (troonies are retarded normies that will love the idea of a soyboy scp but have no idea of it's origins and usage)
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>>14785824Might have to make spend some time writing. Iβll record some ideas from here and try and avoid all sharty shit canβt do it now though too late for me and I wanna sleep.
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>>14785837the overall win with this is that stealthjaking will be
inevitable which nobody would bat and eye to since they're everywhere
but yeah thank you listening to my ted talk and good night brother i need to go as well
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Goodbye @everybaldi, may this be a winraid. Maybe not everything is beyond our reach after all.
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i'm gonna blame this failure on the shitty scp wiki website being hard to use and heavily moderated, don't get demoralized teens