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Genuine quetsion: why is v.l.od.son hated so much?

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forced NAS IRON and the vlodcuck thinks padding porn with his variant will make it catch on

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Forced by one guy and isn't really making fun of anyone. It has no glasses or stubble, you can't tell who it is supposed to make fun of. Also the guy making edits clearly is only doing so to up the variant count and not to make good edits. He just spams his shit. It's annoying and as a result people do not like vlodson. Vlodson WNBAG

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it hurts to look at and is a frankenstein's abomination of other gemmy variants. makes fun of no type of person in particular and you can't even self insert as it.

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>>14776612
I'm just adding on to what I am saying, but he made 500 edits in 5 months, that isn't organic growth and there is a reason why sometimes we will go days without seeing vlodson and then have 3 consistent days of vlodson spam on the boooru and on the log.

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wat

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>>14776638
>>14776612
Insert some lie about how people use it for bait, even people who like to bait don't really use vlodson. He's tried giving it the jobs of HTSM and Babyjak and they make ZERO sense

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the only gem to come out of vlodson was that 42 million GET on 4cuck (and i thought the vlodson x femquote video was pretty funny too)

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>>14776648
that video was shit and despite the get, no one uses it. All of these accomplishments and still, no one uses it. You'd think he'd take a hint but no he still forces his brimdust

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>>14776606
>NAS
It is clearly based off soyjaks cobson, imp, nojak therefore its ias
>iron
Subjective but I think its a gem
>porn padding will make it catch on
This has worked before?
>>14776612
>forced by one guy
More vlodbros are joining the ranks though
>you can't tell what it depicts
Its making fun of baby face slavs
>its annoying
That's the point of soyjaks
>>14776628
>it hurts to look at
That's the point of soyjaks

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>>14776660
Just because you base something off of a jak doesn't make it IAS. it has to actually have IAS qualities. Also, no, no one is joining the ranks. At this same time in December, you tried explaining some sad cope about how it isn't same fagging with zero evidence. You can force it to nigger hell and still no one will like it

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>>14776653
the video was so bad it was good, the guy tried shitting on me for discovering this site through instagram as if he didn't force a jak no one uses for two months straight

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>>14776660
You got a 4chan get and your variant is still seen as coal
You made 500 edits in the span of 4 months (avg. 4.1 per day) and your variant is still seen as coal You got the site owner and developer to post your variant on the booru and your variant is still seen as coal This isn’t demoralization or hatred. This is truth. This is a hard pill to swallow. it will always be coal no matter what, no matter how many achievements you get and the day you eventually develop jakking fatigue is the very day nobody will ever remember or see vlodson ever again. Soyteens already learnt to ignore your baitposts and vlodbait recieves 3x less replies then it did 2-3 months ago.

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>>14776676
Why won't people use it? It fills a niche and is very funny looking. Just stare at it for like 30 seconds and you'll start chuckling because of how deformed it is. If slopjaks caught on vlodson should too.

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>>14776660
>Its making fun of baby face slavs
we would've already known this if you just made a good soyjak

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>>14776680
>forcing soyjaks le bad because it just is

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>>14776683
Thank you for bringing back this gem of text

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>>14776697
Vlodpedos now just admit that it's forced because the reality is obvious to everyone and anyone

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>>14776683
This is ai generated + Im not the vlod creator

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>>14776701
Cobson was forced

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>>14776697
I does look like a slav but I dont get why someone would want to make fun of some snca man living in his concrete apartment covered in snow, minding his own business, what's so funny about ut

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>>14776702
This is from early January where you were raped

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>>14776708
>we already have kuzjak that does this far better btw

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>>>14776660
>You got a 4chan get and your variant is still seen as coal
>You made 500 edits in the span of 4 months (avg. 4.1 per day) and your variant is still seen as coal You got the site owner and developer to post your variant on the booru and your variant is still seen as coal This isn’t demoralization or hatred. This is truth. This is a hard pill to swallow. it will always be coal no matter what, no matter how many achievements you get and the day you eventually develop jakking fatigue is the very day nobody will ever remember or see vlodson ever again. Soyteens already learnt to ignore your baitposts and vlodbait recieves 3x less replies then it did 2-3 months ago.
Jesus christ it hurts , how could you tell?

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>>14776708
there are better ways to make fun of slavs btw

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>>14776715
and sentient.

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>>14776718
I look at this and I know what it's supposed to make fun of, I look at vlodson and I'm confused because vlodson is a total pile of shit.

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>>14776718
that looks like my father btw if that matters

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The point is that it actually does the job that a soyjak should. It causes unimaginable seethe.

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>>14776727
The point of a soyjak is to make fun of someone, we are now shifting the goal post from "vlodson is supposed to make fun of slavic babies" to "it's supposed to be HTSM but worse"

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>>14776734
Let me shift the goal post further: vlodson will always be a gem to me because it is funny looking and makes you dilate your neo vagina

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Vlodson is a gem. It’s only hated because the creator is black. You know how soycacas seethe at their superiors

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>>>14776734
>Let me shift the goal post further: vlodson will always be a gem to me because it is funny looking and makes you dilate your neo vagina

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>>14776727
>Uhhh it causes le seethe o algo
By that logic Tranime BNWO lolinigger spam is the pinnacle of IAS gemerald sherdee kulchur since people rightfully despise it.

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>>Let me shift the goal post further: vlodson will always be a gem to me because it is funny looking and makes you dilate your neo vagina

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>>14776765
This is what the vlodson spammer believes

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>>14776765
>its day fuhgen peeeeeee

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>>14776771
>>14776763
please dont derail this thread let 'teens have a prover conversation for once

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Chiving the thread because of bountiful harvest of seetheralds. Good night.

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>>14776776
Wait, aren't there those screenshots that you don't address

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>>14776765
Fallacy because vlodson is a soyjak that does not break any moral codes as far as im concerned.

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>>14776798
It's an analogy, not a comparison. Repeating a conclusion is not a point

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>I archived ANOTHER thread where people shit on me and display my lack of ability to defend my shitty Brojak-tier brimstone OC! That’ll show β€˜em!
The raped

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>The raped

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>>14776798
ill tell you what, make a gemmy greentext with vlodson, mocking slavs as you said and without any fetish or pirn bait everyday, I might start posting it too, what vlodson lacks is proper use

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>>14776828
Here is the issue with this idea as a neutral party even if you did this people would complain that it's vlodson not that you are making fun of slavs

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>>14776798
You hate vlodson as much as peeee. Fuggen jerdee.

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>>14776765
Seethe is literally the engine fueling this site, dumbcuck. And its not like vlodson doesn't have substance, it does. Vlodson WABAG. You lost this argument, admit it.

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>>14776836
that was because vlodson is all about bait and reppeyfarm threads (or spam), 'teens will slowly accept it once you start producing gemmy OC/threads with it instead of meta bullcrap

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>>14776851
I feel like HTSM is more effective at fueling the site as it is directed towards soyteens while your bait is well not the best

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>>14776851
seethe is the fuel of this website but the source matters, a reddit screenshot will produce gemmy soyquotes but a namefag edit will end up in snca shitflinging

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>>14776860
Here is the problem, this is just not true. The vlodson spammer created it because he wanted to make a new soyjak variant, not to piss people off but to create a new variant. and here we are over 600 edits later and still no one has made gemmy edits of it.

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>>14776851
Is the substance in the room with us? Also saying β€˜YOU LOST THE ARGUMENT REE’ over and over doesn’t magically make it true.

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>>14776867
also you are him you have tried to change course with this variant and literally no one is fooled, all the edits on the booru are 99.89% you. All the threads are you there is a reason why there are only somedays where vlodson is posted and then radio silence for weeks.

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>>14776867
it was just another variant at first, if it wasnt so forced and associated with quote blacked pregnant fetish on the 'ru (jesus christ) it wouldn't be as hated

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>>14776851
If vlodson catches on, it proves everything I've been saying is TRUE. And based on current trajectory I can say with 99 percent certainty it will be a main variant by 2027. Im not even joking. Hop on the vlod train every nigger.

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>>14776874
They will up the main variant count just because of you that is all that will be accomplished and I doubt you are going to make 10,000 edits of vlodson without killing yourself

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>quote blacked pregnant fetish

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>>14776860
Even ignoring the massive nigger queer forcing it it's a pretty forgettable coal, it's not funny, doesn't make fun of anyone, has a punchable face and doesn't resemble anything, basically unusable.

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>>14776872
I guarantee if the vlodson spammer put genuine time and effort into making some of these edits, no one would give a fuck. No one would hate it, it would just be there.

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this thread was going well until the vlodcucks showed up to defend their variant nophono likes

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What a goofy Lil goober :3

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>>14776905
>cucks plural
no it's one guy and maybe 2 other people who just want to fuck with people, but even that number has halfed the whole "it's bait" argument is his way of trying to pretend people use it because he established a rep of people hating it

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>>14776861
And HTSM actually has a good use, making fun of NewGODS who spam buzzwords and invoke dead boogeymen unironically to try and fit in. Meanwhile Vlodson is literally nothing, it has as much substance as a throwaway Wojak edit made by a redditor for a random unfunny meme about politics.
I’ve been overly critical of HTSM in the past but I’ve seen OC made of it that made me laugh and change my mind. I have yet to see a single Vlodson edit or piece of OC that isn’t obviously just some samefag desperate for attention and relevancy.

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What an adorable cuddly Lil face πŸ˜ƒ

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>>14776920
There is a reason he tries to put the admins in so many of his edits he craves cock

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>>14776920
it isn't even oc where i can be like "yeah i won't ever use this, but atleast you tried"

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>doooood its a literal snca variant dooood
Damage control level: maximum

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Ok stop giving the vlodson nigger more attention you made xhis tbp twitch too much already.

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What use does the soyjak have? To make people mad. Same goes foe vlodson. Stop being hypocrites.

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>>14776957
It's to make fun of people, not to make someone just angry

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>>14776957
also samefagging jesus fuck

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Vlodson is the same kind of soyjak genre as the imp tbh

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>>14776969
>retarded image collages where you can't even read the text on them, like slopjaks and braniggers are to make fun of people and not to make them angry
>portraying someone as a one brain celled chimp pedophile nigger rapist from lesotho is to make fun of them and not to make them angry
Yeah, sure

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>>14776993
Jesus the amount of samefagging is pathetic

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Negate

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Vlodso

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>>14776893
Most of xer videos are high effort, what do you mean?

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From a purely aesthetic standpoint within the soyjak subculture, it is aΒ competent variant. It has a distinct "soul". Creating a variant that looks genuinely wrong takes more effort than just drawing a generic beard or glasses, soycucks. Vlodson is a high effort abomination and it will not be buried

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>>14777039
this is high effort but it still feels like wasted effort

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>>14777092
>wasted effort
I would assume that's why there was never a part 2

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>>14777081
>it’s shit on purpose
The absolute state of vlodtranny

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>>14777103
Ignored what I said award… Original soyjaks, were shit on purpose??? They were drawn on ms paint with wobbly lines and spammed all over 4chan??? Typical soycuck hypocrite.
>frogkike multiculturalism speak
The absolute state of soycuck the raped…

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>>14777135
Again, besides from being meta commentary vlodsons would have gone nowhere because they dont make fun of anyone.

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>>14777287
I think it's making fun of you

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Up

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