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ITT we tell our story about anything that happened as cacas where we didn't realize until years later how 'ucked up it was or something like that, yeah
>normgroid space
I'll start
>reddit space
When I was like 8 I went to work with my dad at his construction site and there was a guy there who was being really friendly to me, and later he asked my dad if I could go camping with him alone. My dad and him barely knew each other btw. At the time I didn't think anything of it but years later when I randomly remember it the more I realize I probably would have been 'aped and likely 'illed since there is only a rare chance you will be left alive because you will just tell police. There's only like a 5% chance he was just being a sperg. If I ever meet that guy again and I am in a bad spot in life I will snowball him and end up in jail o algo

Can any 'teens possibly top that?

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wen i was -2.3$ i ate a a cheserfurge r an now i relaize itn boad and macdonalk bafd

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Accidentally killed my neighbor's dog because I was an aryan caca

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>wen i was -2.3$ i ate a a cheserfurge r an now i relaize itn boad and macdonalk bafd

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up

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i used to punch dogs and shit when i was a kid idk why but that was fucked up

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>>14757739
nigga what?

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>>14757739
once i was pushing a very old dog to the ground with my sister and laughing when he got up and we just pushed him back down. we were like 5 but still

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>>14757603 (OP)
called myself iwilleatyoumaybe on chess.com and some dude started flirting with me

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>>14757758
yeah idk whats up with that nigga kids are evil o algo, at least we aint psychos nowadays

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>>14757603 (OP)
all my youtube shit as a caca was just reposted fat fetish content fuck you (((algorithim)))

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>'aped by my maths teacher award…

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>>'aped by my maths teacher award…

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i almost found 'orn when i was like 9 since i was searching for that stuff on youtube but never got anything then i just forgot about it and became normal. unironically almost ruined my life i think

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my dad would lock me in the bathroom after he took a shit to punish me for being naughty

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i mean 'orn shitty keyboard

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I bumped into the blonde girl head on in the playground when I was in elementary and her glasses broke, she started bleeding or something.
they even brought an ambulance to take her away before that i fled and never told anyone that it was me that bumped to her, wouldn't really change anything since we both weren't caring of where we were walking towards and i was just a small kid. There was a massive crowd gathered around her and I was literally shitting my pants watching her get carried into the ambulance, she never attended class in our school again, i think she got blinded. o algo

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ah nevermind it just corrects it to that. i was talking about adult vids

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I almost got my nose bitten off by a horse on a school field trip one time, everyone started yelling at me to look out and I turned around and just barely backed away as this creepy old demented looking horse snapped at my face. I’m pretty sure it was elderly and half blind so it probably just thought my nose was a carrot or something but I’m only now realizing as an adult how fucked that could have been and I could have went my whole life looking like a spirit Halloween decoration if it bit my nose off
>>14757783
Same. I would genuinely pay hundreds of dollars to get the opportunity to slowly kill KPhoria with my bare hands, how could you tell?

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I had a an ipod touch and used to save pictures of my favorite cartoon characters with their cocks out because I thought it looked funny

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accidentaly set my dog on a friends hamster because i forgot to watch the leash

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one day one teacher tried to teach us how to play baseball (latinx country btw) and i knew something was going to go wrong so i just straight up didnt play the game, and as the other cacas played one of them messed up with the bat and hit another caca in the face making him lose some teeth and shit

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i almost shot my dad on a hunting trip. the only thing that kept him alive was my shitty aim. we were hunting for birds using shotguns

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This teacher stroked my eyelashes and said I had very pretty eyelashes. She was the principals sister and I was 11 but I just thought it was weird nothing more. Also during sex ed she talked about how us guys didn't need to sit through the girls pregnancy talks because "men could not get pregnant. yet" The more I think about it the more I think she is a pedophile. Also I came back to the school one day to visit for a fair and she was asking me if I missed the school and I say yeah and she says "youre not just saying that cuz im getting closer and closer are you?" Fuck this shit if I ever have nothing to live for I'm killing that pedo

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Someone said ill never be a woman, and look at me now! GEG!

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one time when arguing with my grandma, my grandpa said, and I quote:
>How about I go stick my dick in the dog and make human dog hybrids?

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>>14757853
i have like 3 different times during my school years where i am 99% certain the person was a pedo. its actually crazy when you think about how common it is

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looked up
>big girl butts
On my Ipad when I was 5 and saw hardcore lesbian porn
<reddit space
When I was 11 I watched some random anime and I watched a youtube video about it and the guy was one of those tranime pedogooners and he EPI'd me even more

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why is it almost impossible for a caca to keep their innocence nowadays. i know of kids making sex jokes in like kindergarten nigga

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>>14757853
i hate foid pedos and the retarded niggers that romanticize them. most of them know they can get away with it

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>>14757903
because parents use an iPad as a replacement for actual parenting

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>>14757903
I was talking to this girl and her little brother is in elementary school but acts super zesty and it made us both upset whenever he did something like that.

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I started masturbating by humping my bed when I was 6. I did it in kindergarden during nap time too. I wasn't even epi'ed just figured out that it felt good and had no idea what I was doing.

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>>14757915
when i have kids im not giving them any technology. especially giving your daughter an iphone. so many children dressing up like instagram sluts in the past few years. west status = fallen

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>>14757853
>Also during sex ed she talked about how us guys didn't need to sit through the girls pregnancy talks because "men could not get pregnant. yet" The more I think about it the more I think she is a pedophile. Also I came back to the school one day to visit for a fair and she was asking me if I missed the school and I say yeah and she says "youre not just saying that cuz im getting closer and closer are you?"
this things on their own aren't too disturbing, my teachers used to make similar jokes, but the first thing is weird as fuck and recontextualizes these two things as creepy and gross

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>>14757930
100%, I wanna build an outdoor jungle-gym for my kids and have them play on that instead of some shit like that

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>>14757930
>dry humping your bed

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>>14757877
TSMT, schools should have mental tests to ensure that people aren't pedophiles, its a shame its such a common problem. Also making pedophilia a crime punishable by death would also help

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>>14757867
hamster got crushed into a bloody mess btw

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I had a pretty bad back injury in middle school (a nigger headbutted me in the back) and I had to go to physical therapy for it. In hindsight I think my physical therapist tried to groom me into trooning out because she’d ask me all these weird unrelated questions about if I was happy as a boy and shit. Obviously I didn’t care and just brushed it off but in hindsight holy shit that was fucked up and she probably did it to some other unwitting kids.
On the bright side I basically got to blackmail the nignog who did it for the whole school year and threatened to tell everyone what really happened (I was a decently popular student and a teacher’s pet) since I initially lied and just said I fell down the stairs. So I basically had a nigger slave for the rest of the year in exchange

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>>14757935
I will gladly spend thousands of more dollars for whatever they want as long as its not goyslop like iphones and shit. Let them develop useful interests like working with engines and just being outside in general

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>>14757930
>so many children dressing up like instagram sluts in the past few years.
come to think of it, why do slutty clothes even exist for girls as young as like 9? and why the fuck do parents willingly buy them?

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>>14757948
I haven't been to this school in years and years but the kindergarten teacher there invited a 'ucking drag queen without asking the parents . behead these groomers now

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>>14757956
Ikr. literal 9 year olds wearing makeup and shit. just shut it down

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one time the school bus driver made me sit on his lap because he said I couldn't sit still properly

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>>14757948
yet another case of a theRAPIST attempting to groom someone into tranny shit for extra shekels

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I started masturbating at 4 years old in fact its the oldest memory i can still remember today
I was EPI'd and i didn't know what i was doing and i thought it was nromal to do that at such a young age

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>>14757959
It's horrific that this is becoming a semi-common practice. There aren't even that many drag queens but they just keep showing up in US and UK kindergartens

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>>14757974
it just feels like everyone is in on it. I think the teacher wasn't even fired

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>>14757956
They're made because (((They))) make it trendy and parent's buy them because they don't care about their kids and want them to be trendy

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>>14757980
im one of the few white canadians left but the worst part is the jeets are 100% thirsting over these girls. just nuke everything

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I got datamined by quote and he leaked all my info to the glowies

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how can dads even support their daughters dressing like that unless they are pedos themselves. there is almost no other reason they would support it

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I said this in another thread one time but when I was really young this older girl would take me to the back of the playground and ask me to pull down my pants and underwear so she could see my cock and butt. She showed me her ass like once but when I asked to see what she was packing upfront she said no. She left the school a few months later.

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>>14757903
Unmonitored internet access

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>>14758006
The only charitable reasoning is that they’re limp wristed faggots who go β€œuhhh do whatever you want sweetie I don’t wanna be a heckin abusive parent” and let their kids buy whatever clothes they see online because some retards genuinely think being even the slightest bit hard on your kids is le bad

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>>14757971
AT 4?????
did you get unrestricted internet access or something

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>>14758031
Yes i started using the internet at fucking 3 years old
My parents didn't care about me, this shit ruined my life
Fuck this world

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>>14758025
mandatory testosterone injections for all fathers will fix the western world

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>>14757956
They want to show off dey kid on dey tiktok for likes

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>>14757739
i would actually do something like this, though I wouldn't punch them or anything, I have very vague memory's of this, but when I was really young and my mom would leave to go somewhere, I would like start and screaming and yelling at my dogs, it was pretty fucked and i have no clue why i did it

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>>14757603 (OP)
when i was a caca in the 2000s i got EPI'd by vore videos, particularly the infamous kphoria ones

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>>14758009
blud got rapesina πŸ’”

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>>14758034
Sorry to hear about that 'teen hope your doing fine now

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>>14758056
Same
I was so epi'd by it that i cant jerk off to vanilla sex
Shit literally ended my bloodline

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>>14758059
it was a tranny

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>>14757956
these kids are doing whatevers popular. I believe that every kid is born with potential to be an ARYAN nonconformist ÜBERMENSCH but when given the chance, they turn into normgroids to feel good, around age 12. What is popular with normgroids now is decadence and hedonism, therefore the children will imitate it even if they do not know what the are imitating

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>>14758006
25% of kids don't have a father figure in the US (not a joke look it up). Probably a lot of the 75% have somewhat absent fathers who don't care.

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>so many children dressing up like instagram sluts in the past few years.
it's crazy how quickly it popped up. I never saw that shit even 5 years ago

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>>14758066
I completely lost the desire for anything sexual from years of EPI and failing to quit
The only thing that brings me any fulfillment in life is friends/family and going to the gym

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I think the earliest incidents I had revolving EPI was
1. Me finding some FNAF animations with some weird thumbnails, nothing actually in the videos (THANKFULLY)

2. I looked up "FUCK" on my dads computer and saw a bunch of weird porn and I got really scared and tried deleting Microsoft Edge (I put it in the trashbin)

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>>14758079
i was lucky enough to have a father who wouldnt let me go on the internet or anything for a while. but he still wasnt perfect.

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>>14758086
Retarded 'gate

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back in 2009 on the 'blox some troll led me onto lemonparty since .cc links weren't censored back then (mind you, I didn't even know what sex was back then)

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when I was in my friends house at like 8 years old I went to the stripclub because I thought it was a clothes shop and then I followed a hooker around and paid for a dance and then as soon as I saw the boobies I turned my friends PS4 off. What I would mainly do in GTA 5 is kill random people, mainly women, with knives and shit GEG

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I used to browse /b/ everyday when I was like 11 or 12. Saw lots of loli, gore, scat, etc.

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I and a few others were playing with a frog during recess. None of us did anything other than pick it up, but a nigger classmate impulsively decided to slam it into the gravel and stomp it to death

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I was EPI'd into liking vore by this show. They showed it in my kindergarden.

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it not really that fucked up but the age difference was still kinda weird, anyways some 16 yo girl asked me out when i was like 12-11 or some shit

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>>14758118
dude what the fuck

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I had this friend in elementary school who literally looked exactly like Chudjak and I probably saved him from becoming a mass shooter or something
He was a weird loner who had a huge ego and would do this weird army LARPing at recess, one time he got into a territorial dispute with some other kid and the next day he brought a screwdriver to school to try and shank his β€˜enemies’. He got found out and interrogated while everyone else got like 20 extra minutes of recess and he got off surprisingly light, especially with his parents because I had a sleepover with him the next day and they didn’t want me to get cucked out of it because their son was a retard. He said something like β€˜Man I probably shouldn’t kill people so you don’t get in trouble’ and I just laughed it off but being his friend and introducing him to my friend group genuinely might have stopped him from doing some fucked up shit in hindsight, especially because his dad was a gun nut and he had unrestricted internet access it seemed like

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>>14758118
Vore was a jewish psyop

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>>14758118
Approve it janny

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>>14758118
JANNIES APROVE NOOOW!!

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>>14758149
Is it the french spy bitches

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>>14758128
Wholesome ending

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speaking of 'blox i once found those orgy games (yes really) when i was around 10 years old that only stay up for a few hours before they are nuked but nothing else happens. i was on it for like 5 minutes before realizing how fucked up it was and just quickly left then forgot about it. it didnt even mess me up that bad somehow, in terms of seeking out more degenerate shit. i just went back to doing normal caca stuff like playing those prison games o algo

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>>14758128
good job, I have this friend in my school who comes from a shitty family, his retard mother got custody of him and he's also retarded but not diagnosed. He posted some weird shit on tiktok and I'm trying to reverse groom him so he can live on his own because I don't want him to become a lolcow

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Ok, when I was a kid in elementary, my brother had a friend that we would later find out was gay.
During a sleepover, he said to me, and 2 of my brothers, that we should do sex stuff, and essentially did that, I had no idea how fucked up this was at the time, and didn't think there was anything wrong with it.
And because of that I accidentally molested my little brother, whos 4 years younger than me, essentially we just kissed and sucked each other off, I genuinely regret this.

later on, my parents found out about the first one, and we all got punished, however they never found out about the second one, part of me wonders if something happened to my brothers friend for him wanting to do that(he was a kid too, don't judge him please)

So essentially I got groomed by middle schoolers at 9 years old(yes I'm the same person that wrote that thing in that confession thread if you remember that), me and my brother have no bad blood between us

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>>14758215
>inb4 user was banned for this post

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Not me but my foid friend told me some weird stories. One was that her friend would go on Omegle when they were like 8 and she would talk to guys who were jerking off to her and she didn't really know what they were doing so she just ignored it. Another thing my friend said is that when she was 12 she and a different friend of hers would go "get guys at the mall" (not sure what she meant or how old they were) and my friend would then sit waiting in the closet while her friend had sex with them. She also said her and her friends were possibly almost human trafficked by some guy who would give them weed when they were in middle school. If I remember right she said he kept inviting them to come to his apartment and stuff but they didn't do it and later he got arrested for being part of some kind of pedo organization.

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>>14758215
jesus just shut it the fuck down

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>>14758100
also it was a trend back in 2009-2011 to insert NSFW models, so I ended up finding shit like this because of some IRL rapeson using Cheat Engine

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>>14757603 (OP)
Holy shit nigga this might be the worst thread in the history of this website

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>>14758109
This didn't happen to me but your story reminds of this one time me and my caca neighborhood friends went to the fat little mexican kid's house and his room was a disgusting goon cave and he showed us the gta strip club on his xbox. He openly talked about how jerking off was good for you and he told us his dad told him that. This kid was literally an irl HTSM pedo GEG.

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>>14758215
holy fuck nigga

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I was a smart caca so I knew a case where some diddyblud did something that got him arrested by the police

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>>14758215
NEUTRALNIGGERS…

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>>14758215
god damn

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>>14758238
The Confession Thread 2.0

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>>14758119
actually im pretty sure she was 15 and almost 16 but not 16

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>>14758238
you're new if you think that. the soyak rape copypasta was even worse than this

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>>14757927
exact same happened to me but it was worsened by tranime piracy site ads since i didnt know what adblockers were at the time

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>>14758260
what was the original confession thread?

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>>14758215
This reminds me of how when I was a kid I would sometimes get boners before I knew what it was (pre puberty) and I would show my brother and tell him "look it's excited" and he would call me retarded and kick me out of his room. I kind of wish I could forget about that.

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>>14758270
nigga what the fuck

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>>14758215
Do you talk to your brother about it

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>>14758270
geg my classmate did the same. but he was a sperg

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>>14758285
Isn't 'blox still a pedo hub or something

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>>14758285
the 'blox is even worse now. like way worse

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SHUT THE ENTIRE THREAD DOWN QUOTE

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>>14758307
>>14758304
>>14758285
david bazooka said predators were an oppurtunity jsid atp

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>>14757603 (OP)
Back in 2012 or 2013, I played 'blox, and someone in my 'blox friend group trooned out. In retrospect, I think the troon was way older than me, it was pretty fucked up. This was all before trannies became mainstream too, so it kinda dumbfounds me.
SNCA WALL OF TEXT WARNING
>be me
>be in online friend group with 5 other people
>play 'blox with them every day, good times
>one day, one of them troons out
>tranny says he wants to be referred to as "she/they"
>i have no idea what all of this means
>we all continue our activities as usual
>one day the troon spergs out at us for seemingly no reason
>tells us our humour is toxic
>few days later
>troon sends us all a PM through the main website we used to hangout
>PM has a link to an image on some obscure image host
>the image is picrel (I had to dig through my old PMs to find it)
>all of us (except the troon) group up to discuss the situation, quite baffled
>we try to talk to the troon
>he turns one of us to his side
>he basically doubles down on what he says in picrel and leave
>a few years later, i become a transphobic chud after i realize what happened

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my mom raped me as a child and i didnt know what was happening
this shit ruined my life unjokly

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>>14758314
oyy snopes?

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>>14758314
isn't there voice chat now thats not moderated geg. and i think its extremely easy for cacas to bypass the age filter. likely on purpose. jsid

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>>14758322
There was an interview or something where he said that

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>>14758320
mpa award

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>>14758268
there was two confession threads that existed before the one hes talking about, the first one I remember made the one he was talking about tame in comparison, people confessing about raping women, children, animals etc

the one he was talking about had some less extreme shit, but still fucked, one person even talked about how he accidentally killed someone….

>>14758283
no, but I do hope he forgives me, I genuinely would not have done it, if I understood the ramifications of how awful it is to do something like that.
I don't know if he personally does not care, has forgiven me, or has repressed it, but I think its best if I just bury the hatchet, and not talk about it

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>>14758309
no we are trama dumping

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>>14758322
Look up david baszucki interview

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>>14758320
>be me
kys esl 4cuck pedo

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>>14758320
allah tier leakage

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>>14758321
I'm so fucking sorry for you dude, I hope you get better, and are not only able to get a better life with a nice family, but also justice for what your mom did to you

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In second grade some kid stuck a pencil eraser so far up his ear that he had to go to the doctor mid class, he was crying when he realized he couldn’t get it out GEG

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>>14758321
Jesus Christ, I'm sorry that happened to you

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i met this one spic in like 4th grade who used to talk about how his uncle would basically masturbate in front of him and his cousins would force him to watch porn

he would try and goon in class and at the urinals

i feel bad for that nigga

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>>14758322
you can always bounce back 'teen

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>>14758320
GEEEEEG
>Theres NOTHING funny about it. Also rhanks for constantly calling me by my NON PREFERRED PRONOUNS
these people are so delusional its funny

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>>14758215
something more innocent though, whist I am circumsized, one my brothers is not, and I was really interested for some ungodly fucking reason, and would ask the other kids in the bathroom about their penises, I'm not joking, me and my brother would compare btw

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>>14758321
thats fucked

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>>14758320
i was in a similar situation when i played 'blox with my online caca friends. one of them had another friend that was "16" and basically all he ever talked about was sex with tons of detail that he was supposedly having. and he knew we were like 11-12. few years later i realize that he was likely a pedo groomer since the more i think about it the more i realize thats likely the case. but this is pretty mild to the stuff in this thread so snca

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>>14758382
worst thread ever JSID

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>>14758215
do nusois really rape their brother?

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>>14758382
>more innocent

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>>14758367
>david baszucki

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I went camping with family friends and we were like having fights with these retarded kids from some school or childrens home and one of them ended up with some shit in his eyes and xe said xe couldn't see anything

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>>14758396
I had a friend who was like 1-2 years older then me on 'blox. After I stopped playing every once in a while I would open the site (since my IRL friends used to do retarded shit on there) and every time his avatar would be more and more troonish until he had she/her in his bio and boobs

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idk if this is actually a big deal but i tried to refill a lighter with gasoline so i can keep using it but something happened where i stopped at the last minute to do something, i think my mom called me idk, then i just forgot about it. did i almost hospitalize myself? im still to retarded to be able to tell

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>i gave my cousin head

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>>14758445
you probably almost burned your face off or light your house on fire but you'd probably not be dead I assume

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>>14758459
oyyyyyyyyy not my beautiful aryan face and beautiful aryan house

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When I was young me and my mom were at target and I pointed at a black guy and asked why he was made of chocolate. I know its like a meme but I actually said that

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i didn't see a single black person till i was like 13. this is me bragging btw

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>>14758503
That's super impressive

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>When I was young me and my mom were at target and I pointed at a black guy and asked why he was made of chocolate. I know its like a meme but I actually said that

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>>14758491
I FVCKING KNEEL 'TEEN

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>>14758128
my closest friend is really into millitary LARPing and has also had unmonitored internet access since he was 8 years old.
whats really suprising to me is that he hasnt been groomed by discord, hasnt entered any terrorist telegram chats, is relatively apolitical and hasnt gotten into weird TCC stuff
actual aryan tbh

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>>14758514
i used to pull my grandmas eyes and say that she was a wide eye person and that she ate cats
unironically may god strike me down if im lying

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>>14758529
Average german humor

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my aunt threatened to kill xerself every time i didnt eat my food and that made me scared so i wouldnt eat it so now im underweight and a retarded shitskin o algo

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I made my little brother lick my foot to play 'blox on my shitty phone
I was like 9 and he was 6

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My primary school friend called mohammed would talk to me about how his YOUNGER brothers would watch "naked ladies" and how there was a "second layer of skin on your penis" I assumed he was talking nonsense because I only discovered the concept of the foreskin at 12 evendoe I'm uncircumcised. I'm not friends with him anymore because he was an asshole and I spammed 'cados in the whatsapp groupchat and also because I hung out a lot with this turbo autist who fucked my personality up for one summer and then I had to fix myself.

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>spamming 'cados on the whatsapp groupchat

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This thread is insane geg how many soyteens have had weird shit happen to them as children

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my older brother played hentai games in front of me when i was a caca

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>>14758668
did you expect any normal, well adjusted adult to use this fucking site geg

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>>14758672
geg was it literal hentai games or visual novels

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>>14758694
actual hentai game but he does play visual novels too. he still goons to anime shit and i dont like him

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>>14758718
Always vnfags at the scene of the crime

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>>14758741
i walked into his room the other day to find something and he had one of those boob mousepads out at his computer
we still live with our parents and my mom knows but doesnt have the heart to call him a degenerate faggot

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>>14758791
call him that yourself

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>>14758791
He does all that in his parents house? How old even is he geg or something

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>>14757801
Found an image of your dad

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I found out about rule 34 while looking at reddit memes when I was 13 and now I have a chronic addiction to inflation/weight gain porn

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>>14758921
I got EPI'd by those fucking Reddit text to speech videos when I was 11 and I joined a year later
I almost got groomed by those faggots at 196, sillyfagclub and incelgrippyfagjail but thankfully videos by the benzo addict therapist Peterson saved me lmao even if he's kind of a retard now

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DATAMINING THREAD DO NOT REPLY im trans btw

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>>14758056
that autist ruined so many cacas jesus fucking christ

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>in the bath tub
>pretending my dick is a gear shifter
>mom walks in, says boys like to play with it

pretty much got EPI'd by my mom

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>>14757603 (OP)
ScottishGOD here, when I was like 9, I used to run around school with knives because I fucking hated this one group of stuck up assholes who'd be rewarded for shitting themselves or something while I did like everything right.
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ngl I don't think I should have stabbed someone when i was 10, that was kinda bad.
every time i see someone from that time I kidna wince knowing that they probably see me as some fucking soyco or some shit

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>>14759412
too late, israel was owned my information 3000 second ago o algx

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>>14759560
you're aryan

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>>14758320
Damn that meltdown would put Lee to shame

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>>14758382
Bro my Mexican friend is high school was also asking all of us about how big are dicks are, girth measurements, how often we jerk off, what kind of porn we watch, etc

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>>14758491
Same for me but I just asked why is he so dark is something wrong with him award

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>>14758668
I honestly think most people had some weird shit happen to them

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Don't know if this counts but I had phimosis until I was like 14. I got rid of it but it without telling anyone about it but the process was… painful

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>>14759670
Geg this is literally me. The smegma was pretty bad

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watched fart videos to see cheeks jiggle i dont really remember much tbh

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>>14759676
Could you not pull it back in the shower

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>>14759695
Yeah it's literally stuck when you have phimosis. I had to basically brute force it over like a month.

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>>14759695
Mine was really tight and I unironically didn't realize the head was supposed to come out until I was like 13. I had to slowly stretch the skin over like a few weeks before I could pull it down for the first time o algo

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>>14759670
same, I told my parents though, but getting rid of it was pretty painful

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I briefly remember being on 'tube a lot as a krautcaca and watching some of my favourite childhood jewtubers. One of the people who's memory stuck with me in particular was a 'tuber that was part of a bigger group who's videos I watched a lot back then. When I was about 5 years old, I found an older video from that specific youtuber that was presumably from the early days of his channel. It looked like him playing a badly made Pokemon fangame, so I thought nothing of it and forgot it quickly.

Fast forward to Summer vacation of 2025. I'm laying on the couch when I randomly remember watching said video as a child and realise that it wasn't just some ordinary pokemon fangame he was playing, but in fact a RPGMaker Pokemon vore fetish game. or something

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When I was 7 I kept pinching this girl from my class and i was frustrated she wasn't crying, eventually she started crying because it hurt a lot at which I was satisfied and I refused to apologize to her, so I had to sit in the corner for an hour.
Sometimes I daydream about that girl that I pinched, grown up and crying on my chest, to compensate for that guilt.

There's this lesbian girl that got bullied off my highschool for being autistic and weird, so now I project that guilt of mine onto her . So I often think about me putting my arms around her and telling her it's okay, and she can always be straight if she wanted to and then we have sex and I jerk off to the thought of us having sex.

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>>14759521
in the late 2000s-early 2010s, the (((YouTube))) algorithm pushed kphoria's videos really hard for some reason. a lot of them got several millions of views, some of them even got over 10 million

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>>14759857
In other words I'm a cruel monster and need be put down like dog

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>>14759670
its easy to get rid of doe, I had it cause I never ever pulled my foreskin back and smeg built up so as soon as I found out that awful smell I cleaned it up

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>>14759857
you were aryan

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>>14759857
you are weird

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>>14757965
>Shutting real life down

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>>14759857
Was there any reason you started pinching her

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>>14758009
> but when I asked to see what she was packing upfront she said no.
Do you remember if she had masculine features? Like, if she was actually a guy, was it obvious?

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When I was in kindergarten I tried to feed an autistic girl piss and some classmate told me it wasn't a bad idea so I did it. Later in grade 1 I put his boot in the toilet because he lied to me. I also did that with the teachers personal papers a later grade.
I think I was this unhinged because I legit only gained the power of filtering my thoughts/ideas when I was ten. Apparently I was also diagnosed with the tisim and ADHD but my parents said that it was nophono and never told me
Also captain underpants epied me

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>>14760327
WHAT THE FUCK THE NAMEROLL DOXXED MY ACTUALL NAME

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>>14760332
Hi, Evan.

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>>14760327
How did captain underpants EPI you

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>>14759881
I'm convinced vore was a jewish pysop I'm not joking

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>>14760341
1 there is constant talk about shit piss and toilets that it's basically a fetish
2 in one of the books they go to the future and find out one of them is gay but as a kid I assumed one of them didn't marry and just was with a friend
3 search up adventure of diaper baby that shit is actually epi

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>>14760298
She was like 13 and I was like 8, and this was when trannys were much more rare. She just didn't want to show me because she was a selfish little shit.

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when i was 5 donald trump asked me if i wanted to donate to the idf

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I was a child soldier and didnt realize that was not normal till I moved to america

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>>14760471
how many niggers did you kill?

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>>14760471
Where are you from?

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>>14760490
a couple. I didn't get to see them in the desert, it's mostly just shoot where you thought something moved.

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one time when i was like 8 i said "zoophilia" instead of zootopia and my mom started yelling at me but i didnt know why

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>>14760296
Basically she pinched me once, so I kept doing that for 2 days until she cried which I enjoyed.
I get moments I am highly sensitive to people's feelings, but sometimes I just don't feel anything at all if they pissed me off lightly.

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>>14760327
>Also captain underpants epied me
Oh my science I remember you talking about this in another thread geg

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>>14760502
BBC status?

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when i was 7 i started killing animals like not even to eat them just for no reason first it was like bugs and shit but eventually i killed a rabbit and then my parents got really mad at me and i had to stop

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>>14757603 (OP)
When I was little in Pre K I remember a teacher threw an object at some kid I didn’t like, and his face started bleeding and I remember blood was gushing out of it like a waterfall

Now that I think about it, he might’ve thrown a brick or something really hard because his face was all fucked up and he was screaming and crying on the floor

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>>14760522
how did you kill a rabbit? was it a pet or was it wild? if it was wild then thats aryan

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not really fucked up but one time my mom screamed at me for watching "extremely violent content"
i was watching madness combat

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>>14760533
it was my aunties pet i just strangled it and after that my parents and my auntie stopped talking

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>>14760542
nigga you need a doctor

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'teens are sociopaths

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>>14760537
What episode
Also I love how the fandom is so troony that they can stop sucking on Hanks dick and have the grunts win for once

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>>14760532
Also I was a really fucked up kid

I live in the south and my dad caught a possum and her babies in my backyard and I would go out there and kick the cage over and make her hiss

I was a sociopath until I was like 13 when I saw a doctor

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>>14760542
thats like some serial killer stuff, just dont kill people or animals again. IDK what goes on in your head but don't do bad stuff and oreos

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>>14760555
the second one
also hank won kys aahw 'corder

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one time when i was walking home from school with my friends im pretty sure we found a dead fucking human corpse it was like this homeless guy and he smelled extremely bad you could smell him from like 15 feet away we didnt go up to him but yeah i think that dude was dead because we saw police tape around where he was the next day

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>>14760570
holy shit lmao o algo

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>>14760569
Hank is a slf and is protected only by plot armor. Also the troon of a creator said that Stanford and Deimos are gay

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if this thread was made on 4cuck it would devolve into 4cuckas talking about how they jerked off to loli at 12 and how they still do it now

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When i was 12 there was a trangender drag show that my step mom made me go to and i remember being so scared of this freakish looking tranny but my mom made me sit on his lap and he was acting really creepy and even kissed me on the cheek thankfully my dad isnt with her anymore

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>>14760570
How bad were you traumatized from that

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>>14760589
she was definitely a pedophile and got off to that

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>>14760589
Why didn't you protest

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>>14760593
not much since me and my friend group were big into gore at the time, we were no strangers to seeing gruesome stuff hahaha

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>>14760605
Damn I'm glad I'm still sort of pure in that regard

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>>14760601
my mom said she would take away my xbox if i didnt go because i had to be "educated"

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My mom forced me to go to a abortion protest when I was like 10 and there were a bunch of bug titty blue haired foids there that kept flirting with me. Kinda hot tbh.

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>>14760611
What the fuck why was she so insistent

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When I was a caca I heard that my aunt was leaving and wouldn't be back for a while. Only later I found out that she was actually killed by the mafia. I'm from Indonesia btw if that matters

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>>14760637
Wtf im sorry. Why did that happen

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kill all trannies i fucking hate them

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>>14760648
Apparently it was a dispute with her boyfriend who was a gangster. I don't really know the details

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>>14760631
i dont know she was a crazy leftist and she always talked about how she wanted a daughter not a son i think she wanted me to troon out or something

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>>14760676
Damn that's really sad.

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>>14760676
Tbh I guess this counts as a confession or some shit but I don't understand femininity. It's unproductive and stupid. When I have children no matter what gender I will raise them to be manly. I also want a tomboy girlfriend who actually had interesting hobbies

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Every now and then, my cat brings a mouse. My parents would tell me to dispose of it, and first I would put the mouse in the garbage bin.

But at one point I decided to throw the dead mice on the pavement until it was extra soft and malformed, I enjoyed at the sight because I knew it's an actual living thing I was mutilating. So next time I got another mouse I was actually excited with it, this time I tossed the dead mouse in the air and hit it with a small garden spade, it felt relieving and fun to see the thing fly across the air and hit the water like a missile, I immediately burst into laughter at the sight.

So everytime from that point I would get excited to mutilate mice corpses, always looking on the ground whenever I get home for dead mice or small animals to fuck around with. One day my cat brings a mouse inside which was technically alive, the underbelly of the mouse was making breathing motions and it twitched a little. So my immediate thought was to take out his misery which was exciting. I enthusiastically went outside and grabbed a large nail and a hammer, before putting it back realizing I could hit my hand because I wanted to use a lot of force. I liked the idea of a giant being like me, just absolutely destroying a powerless unconscious small beast like a mouse.

Without further ado I decided to grab two wooden blocks, which were size of hands. So I ended him by placing his body on it, and using my entire body and arm strength to crush his head. His little limbs jerked and i found it funny to see his tiny body shrivel up, which was interesting because he had no brain functions after I turned his upper body into red paste but he still made that final little post-mortem movement. I was disgusted at the sight, because the mouse looked so pathetic, and threw the two wooden blocks into the water while the mouse was stuck on one of the blocks.

Another day my cat killed a huge rat, which exceeded my foot almost, but my sister disposed of it in the garbage bin before I could anything so it disappointed me. So the next time my cat brought a mouse, I placed the thing under a brick, and stood on the brick with one foot, and spun my entire body weight onto the brick to crush the mouse underneath like a millstone. I lifted the brick up and saw a grey-red minced meat which I could not recognize, the creature was completely obliterated by my weight. I went ahead and laughed at the splattered remains because it looked so grotesque and weird. I was then kind of disgusted at myself, so I scraped off the flesh, skin and bones that was left of the mouse off the brick and threw the brick in the water.

Yes I have killed live mice before, it's honestly satisfying because it stops squeeking and I know it died. Sometimes I love it when it squeeks, but it can be annoying.

A beautiful bird laid on the doormat of my house, and it was too colorful to kill, it was blue with some yellow shit from what I can remember. So I dug a hole for him, and prayed for the thing before letting it rest under the soil for some reason. Maybe it was too beautiful to mutilate.

Honestly I don't know why I'm like this, perhaps I just think mice are worthless. But when I find one I sometimes pet the dead mouse before violently destroying the body in a new sick method I conjured up on the spot, sometimes kicking, stomping, throwing, impaling, whatever. It could be my ADHD, or the fact that my mother wasn't all that much present before my puberty, those could be things, but that's just a theory.

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>>14758329
btw pedos are super manipulative and liars. Most of them arn't even molested, they just make that shit up because it's their fetish. Both these screen shots make me seeth because I know how much of a loser faggot both these loser faggots are.

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>>14760792
Bro wtf you should stop, these things often devolve into abusing humans.

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I found vore videos on youtube when I was like 8 but I thought they were just supposed to be funny
thank goodness i didn't get a fetish from it

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>>14760792
I've done this since I was 12, but now I'm older I still do it but enjoy it in a different way; more rationally aware it's alive and has a capacity of feeling than before. I wouldn't do this to a cat or dog, perhaps because they're more expressive and sentient in some way. But this isn't limited to fish, I would go once and fish at ponds and lakes, to put the fish on the ground and violentely bludgeon it to death with a rock because it's satisfying to see it stop moving like killing something in a videogame.

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>>14760792
future serial killer here

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>>14760792
go back goldfag

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>>14760855

I am placing blocks and shit cuz I'm in fucking Minecraft

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>>14760918
I am bashing fish and shit cuz I'm in fucking Minecraft

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>>14760792
I don't think its the ADHD bro…

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>>14760792
next its going to be your cat and then its going to be an actual person. find God

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>>14760937
What do you think it is

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>>14760944
idk possession

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>>14760944
Have you ever thought of doing to to a person?

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>>14760701
This is why sperg girls are the best because they don’t give a shit about being a whiny girly girl princess they just do what they want

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>>14760956
I have thought of killing people if they wronged me or others harshly, or threatened me. Never thought of randomly killing people for no reason, or otherwise immoral situation.

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>>14757603 (OP)
I once bit my friend in the arm for seemingly no reason when I was like 2 or 3 years old.
Almost nophono knows about this, but now you and the bald glasses site admin that datamines me do.

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>>14760983
If you had the death note what would you do?

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>>14760983
Nigga that literally every human being ever that’s not unique

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>>14760619
r/thathappened

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My dad was an alcoholic and had schizophrenia, once he believed that my brother was possessed, he also believed that he got abducted by aliens once. After he and my mother got divorced he got a job at a casino but would spend his whole paycheck on gambling and wouldnt come home from work until 2-3am so we would often be left with our grandmother or home alone. he ended up taking his own life when I was like 10 because he believed that the mafia was coming after him. I still love him but he wasn't all there most of the time and had his own demons he was fighting.

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>>14760983
But would you actually do it if you wouldn't get caught?

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>>14760983
doesn't everyone do this

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One time I pissed on my dog because I was mad about him pissing on my shoes, also I spanked a girl in my primary school because she stole my rubber and she got really mad and told the teacher, back then I didn’t realise the sexual implications of spanking so I had no idea why she and the teacher was making a big deal about it geg

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>>14761090
yo call me crazy but pissing on the dog was lowkey a good idea because i bet he instantly understood what u meant and never pissed on your shoe again

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>>14760995
If I had a deathnote? Probably all kikes in powerful positions would die really painfully. I'd probably send emails or letters to journalists, telling who is going to die in 24 hours. I'll try to kill as much kike jewish lizard nigger demonic elites to cause a civil war in the US, and cause chaos on the entire world, this is so humanity can restart and save the Huwhite race.
>>14761076
You'd be suprised how functional I am
>>14761065
If it had no legal consequences, yes I would do it 100% and probably make it painful, depending on what color skin or what they did.

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>>14761109
Honestly if I ever get to the point where I'm seriously considering suicide (which isn't that unlikely) then I'll pull some Luigi shit and shoot some rich kike before I off myself

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>>14761105
I think it ended up working because he cowered away and never pissed on my shoe again geg

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this thread is so retarded

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>>14761109
If you're telling the truth you're probably a psychopath

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>>14760995
Id definitely completely fuck Israel first then id target all the maga kikes in amarica.

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>>14760792
>A beautiful bird laid on the doormat of my house, and it was too colorful to kill, it was blue with some yellow

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>>14757800
For some reason I thought you were talking about oxhorn
like the shitty fallout video essay tuber where he gets the lore horrible horribly wrong

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When I was 8 I saw Pokemon comic dubs that were softcore furshit porn

When I was like 10 I saw furnigger "memes" being reviewed by tranime pedo gooners on kiketube and I ended up getting EPI'd because of memes about e621

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>>14757872
Nusoi…

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>>14758662
I remember that a bunch of phone numbers of Israeli politicians were leaked a while ago. Some of them had tg so I sent 'slot to them geg

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>>14759688
i remembered something
when i was in kindergarten i was a really angry retard for some reason and i used to beat up the girls in my class then tell them i love them and to not tell the teachers untill one day i hit one of them too hard and she had an obvious ass black spot on her and the next day her older brother came and beat my ass,i didnt stop being an angry sperg tho i just stopped going for the girls

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Not a single story but a lot of them, all of these are really fucked up so I'm telling all of them.
When I was 6 I was on this shitty game site where people would take terms drawing things and you'd have to guess the name of the thing, like hangman but with art. There's a fuckton of these but this one was one of the more heavily unmoderated ones, and I'd see a lot of people in the chat sending their phone number asking people to message them.
Out of morbid curiosity I'd message one of these numbers. It was a guy named Corbin, in his late twenties. We'd talk about our interests and such and eventually we'd show our faces. Corbin was a blond guy but I'm not sure if that was him or some other guy's face he used instead.
Eventually my parents found out and they immediately removed the number. They were horrified and sternly warned me not to trust people on the internet. Looking back on it now that was the most dangerous situation in my entire life, and if it weren't for my parents I could have been gangraped by pedos or worse.
Another time was when I was 13-ish and I was on this chatting site which got acked somewhat recently and is completely unavailable. It was full of pedos and rapists and this other girl who was around 17. She was insanely horny all the time and would constantly beg the other guys for pics. Got groomed into being a humongous cunt by this platform and others, this culminated in me thinking it was funny to get her to send pics of her ass. Eventually she did, like her bare ass and her tits. I saved them because I wanted to humiliate her later but the site went down and I had this shit sitting on my laptop. Few years later I found out it was technically CP and I went in my downloads and deleted them all because I was shitting bricks at the thought of going to jail or worse.
Another story is that I'd wrap my wired earbuds around my cat's throat when I was 7 and I'd laugh as it struggled to breathe and clawed at its neck. I'd do this with my puppy too but instead of strangling I'd wrap my hand around its snout and it would whine and whimper. Dog whining sets off this thing in my brain where I absolutely fucking hate it and I feel so bad for the dog, but there's some sort of darker feeling that stirs within, it makes me listen to it again and again. Either it's pleasure or a subconscious desire to make myself feel something.

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>>14757603 (OP)
I once saw a dog with human teeth smiling at me when I was about eleven I told my mother about it but she brushed it off I understood how kids in hollywood movies felt when nobody believes what they’ve seen even now I still see images of that dog in my dreams from time to time

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i dont like the phonos in this thread going into detail about how they hurt or kill animals.

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When I was younger, I used to play life roleplay games and shit and when roleplaying I would always adopt another player and roleplay as an abusive father or become a fucking torturer

I think I just hated roleplayers but holy shit that was kind of weird for me to do

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I have nothing to say.
Either nothing unusual or traumatic happened or the powers that be went to great lengths to block them from my memory.

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>>14761859
What, do you expect normal, well-adjusted adults to be using this website?

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>>14761859
tsmt fuggen jerdee

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>>14761979
id say the site has alot of morally good people using it

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I dont like this thread

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>>14761992
You can be morally good and still abnormal THOUGH.

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>>14761979
i expected people to not go into detail about mutiliating mice or getting pleasure from listening to a dog cry in fear when it cant breathe

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>nusois are animal-torturing failtrolls
JSID

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>>14762072
they sound almost fucking giddy to talk about this especially when its in such graphic detail, literal zoosadists in the thread

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sage this thread

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>>14757801
Did it work doe

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>locking your son in the bathroom after taking a shit for being naughty

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>>14761754
Yes I understand that it's wrong to do this and it's wrong to feel this way years after I've done it. I hate myself for doing this and I hate myself for actually wanting to hear dogs cry out in pain. Though honestly I cant tell if this was affected by my desensitization to gore on the internet, or if I'm genuinely a sadist and it's in my genes o algo.

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>>>14757603 (OP)
>I once saw a dog with human teeth smiling at me when I was about eleven I told my mother about it but she brushed it off I understood how kids in hollywood movies felt when nobody believes what they’ve seen even now I still see images of that dog in my dreams from time to time

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>I once saw a dog with human teeth smiling at me when I was about eleven I told my mother about it but she brushed it off I understood how kids in hollywood movies felt when nobody believes what they’ve seen even now I still see images of that dog in my dreams from time to time

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i gave my cousin headdd i gave my cousin head

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>>14758009
I remember in second grade some black kid around my age took me behind the school because he REALLY wanted to see my dick. But, I was too innocent to realize that he wanted me to pull down my pants fully instead of pull them down slightly. He eventually got more blatant and promised candy, but I just left and we never spoke about it again.

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i found out what hentai was at the age of 8 because of some youtube poop which had a part where some guy was searching up hentai

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>>14761992
I'd say the bulk of us are morally ambiguous.

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>>14757603 (OP)
I tried to befriend an adult online by impersonating them as an 8 year old

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i was like 6-7 prolly younger waiting in line and this kids behind me whispered in my ear
>wanna have sex?

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>>14757956
stop being antisemitic

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>>14757603 (OP)
I was almost groomed on a somewhat obscure online forum that doesn't exist anymore. I was like 14. I won't say the name for obvious reasons.

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When I was a caca I spent too much time online and developed into a protochud. This was due to being on an app that was used as a testing ground for a certain group (you know what it is but I don't want to say it) when they were still in its infancy.
I was a maladjusted sperg, so I was easily groomed into thinking that I was an aryan warrior. They sent me a lot of guides on bomb making and got me to start practicing making them and testing them to eventually use them on a welfare office in a nearby city. I went along with it cause I thought these guys were morally disciplined and good, but became dissatisfied when I found out the group admins were branigger furfags. I used to think it was funny larp till one guy actually killed someone and after I got on the sharty and started reading into what this group became. One guy in the group eventually eventually became a "saint" of the aforementioned organization, but he was a faggot then probably still a fag now.
I kept making the bombs after the fact though. To me they just became big fireworks. My favorite was this large one I made that I used on some cabinets in a condemned house. All in all, I think I came out rather well adjusted despite how close I came to ruining my life.
Also, for any cacas who read this, there are no nondegenerate groups online. If you are lonely and want to be around morally good people, go to a church group or start volunteering at a homeless shelter. You'll be happier as a result.

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one time when i was little and at an after school program, i was playing with wooden blocks and building shit. another kid came by and started messing with what i was building so i took a big ass plank and whopped him in the head with it

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>>14758491
Same, it was a black lady and she laughed insanely hard and said some shit like β€œOh lawd, that boy’s gonna be president one day” geg

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>>14760327
Evan why did you bring a screwdriver to school

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>>14757603 (OP)
I once brought my fathers taser to school. It was cool until they called SWAT. I was crying my ass off.

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>>14757853
DOX AND CADO THIS DIDDY EPSTEIN MPREG FETISHIST GOONER BLUD

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I remember this vividly. I was very young.
I was asleep when I suddenly woke upβ€”unable to move at all. My body felt frozen. That’s when I noticed it: a bizarre pool of black, bubbling liquid forming on the floor. It seemed to appear from nowhere, seeping down from the walls. The liquid bubbled as if it were boiling.
From the dark pool, a humanoid figure began to rise. It had a human body, but its head was a decapitated cow’s headβ€”leaking that same black liquid. It stared at me silently, terrifyingly still. In its hands, it held a mirror and silently commanded me to look into it.
For reasons I can’t explain, I fought every instinct to obey. But eventually, curiosity or fear won. When I looked, I saw a black void, and I felt myself being slowly pulled into the mirror.
I jolted awake to my older brother scolding me for yelling in my sleep it was late.
The worst part? When I fully opened my eyes, I swear I saw a small, still pool of black liquid on my bedroom floor. Even now, I can’t tell if it was a nightmare or sleep paralysis… or something else entirely.

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>>14763469
Yeah bro you either got Sleep Paralysis or met satan xhemself. Also Isn't sleep paralysis usually reoccurring?

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In like 2nd grade I spent the entirety of a recess with my friends trying to identify what animal's poop was sitting under one of the swings and we eventually came to the conclusion that it was human in origin. I still vividly remember what it looked like (and it seemed and seems very human and adult-sized) and it's very weird that someone would poop on a elementary school playground.

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>>14763480
Nigger that shit is straight up ChatGPT, how could you tell?

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>>14763496
I was making a fuck ton of grammer reerors so i had to use it to fix it

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>>14763496
aw FUCK I'm a retard

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>>14758128
Wow thank you Soytan
>sentient

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>>14763591
I'm jacking you.

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I remember back in 2016, me and one of my brother (whos a year older than me) shared an YouTube account. And I vividly remember seeing the watch history go from stupid shit like undertale fan stuff to downright EPI shit like transformation fetish videos of anime characters. I remember him getting mad at me for watching like one of them out of curiosity. Now I don't remember what shit he watched afterwards since a year later he created a youtube account for me since he didn't want me on his account anymore. But I have a bad feeling that he might've consumed more of that shit which might have turned him into somewhat of a degenerate

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>>14763669
btw it was not me who was watching that shit. It was my brother, I only watched one video out of curiosity back then

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PIZZAGATE!!1!111!!!!!111!111111!!!!!!!111!!!!1!!!!!!!!!1111111111!!!

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>>14763469
I experienced something similar but its really dark or anything like that. Its still interesting though and I feel like contributing to this thread.
It was the summer of 2019 and I was visiting some of my relatives who live in some Eastern European country my parents came from (I live in the USA). I decided to have a sleep over with one of my good cousins at my grandmas apartment. Nothing out of the ordinary really happened until I was trying to fall asleep. I remember wanting to turn around and suddenly I lost the ability to think and my vision became a lighter shade of black. This lasted 5 seconds until I suddenly woke up and it was like 7 AM or something. Sorry if this story does not really fit the topic of the thread but I just felt like this story was interesting and felt like sharing it with you

TLDR I didn't loose my consciousness when I fell asleep for some reason

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>>14763698
My bad if my formatting makes me look like a plebbitor I wrote this kinda fast



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