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>Soyjak was born in San Francisco, California to a Swedish immigrant mother and a Polish immigrant father. Throughout his life, he always happily took whatever meds he was prescribed by Dr. Soyberg, washed down with soymilk. He was fed processed, microwaved and frozen food with poor nutrition as a child, which is the reason he is 5’7 (170 cm) in height today.
He graduated from UC, Berkeley with a computer science degree and now works at Apple.

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For example how did he meet his wife and bull? How die he find soylent?

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>>14675701 (OP)
Literally famous troontober DougDoug's backstory


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