/soy/ - Soyjaks

George Floyd

>>14675700 (OP)
Do that creepypasta of morrowind where it was this cursed mod where everyone was dead and like the stalker on the game started stalking the guy irl
Man I fucking love that creepy pasta is sooooo goood

Chudler the Argonian Slayer

>>14675719
Not my tempo
>>14675706
>>14675746
I have a feeling this will be very dependent on later character decisions, and the name can be changed at the end of character creation, so I will go with George Floyd for now.
>Our hero is awoken by a junky and a zogbot as the boat stops at Vvardenfell

The boat has stopped at Seyda Neen. Here, we can make two decisions; whether the character will be a moid or foid, and what race we will be choosing.
Let's choose sex first:

>>14675808
Alright, Foid has been chosen with… one single vote. It wasn't mine. Now it's time to pick race.
<Reddit space
The Dunmer are oriental xenophobic jihadists who worship demons and eat ze bugs. They are skilled in backstabbing, bdsm, and producing bombs.
The Altmer are Aryan, but also jews, and a little asian. They believe all other races are goycattle. They are skilled in kabbalah and other forms of sorcery.
The Khajiit are Gypsies if they were furfag OCs.
The Argonians are subhuman animals who recently discovered fire, they are good at chucking spears like injuns and making potions (brewing firewater).
The Imperials are southern Europeans with an iq of 85 who get by with smooth talking.
The Nords are Teutonic warriors who hail from Hyperborea. They are among the strongest races, and understand that things like math and reading are just jewish psyops. They cannot be damaged by frost.
The Orsimer are mongols who can go into tard rage.
The Bosmer are celts who live in trees and haven't discovered civilization. They're alright with bows.
The Bretons are myscegenated humans who were raped so hard by the elves that they can't use their fists anymore. They instead rely on defensive magicks.
The Redguard are niggers but also sandniggers. Also, they wuz samurai and shieeet. They can go into FentMode and kill many pregnant women in a row with a katana.

redguard

>>14675999
Failnigger award

>>14676025
>>14676015
Fuck it I'm just going with Redguard. To keep the theme, I'll have to change the sex because I don't think anyone wants shaneequah more than Floyd.

Some wytboi asks George a Question, should George answer a personality test, pick a class, or make a custom one?

>>14676089
Alright, well this thread is dead so I'll do the personality test.

>>14676089
custom

>>14676120
Oh, okay should the specialization be combat, stealth, or magic?

>>14676144
combat

>>14676146
Now obviously George's first favored attribute should be strength, but what about his second? There are Intelligence, Willpower, Agility, Speed, Endurance, Personality and luck(This stat is useless) to choose from.

>>14676168
Speed

What should george's five major skills be? There are 27 different skills.

>>14676188
Hand to hand, pickpocketing should be one, don't remeber the rest of the skills

>>14676202
What level of armor should george be good with? There is Unarmored, light, medium, and heavy.

>>14676212
unarmored

>>14676219
George is also going to be good with alchemy to reflect years of drug use, and acrobatics seems fitting. As for minor skills I picked some other random shit.

>>14676247
nice, seems reasonable

george also should be able to not be able to breathe in certain areas im trans btw

Now it's time to pick Floyd's sign. Lady(permanent increase to personality and Endurance), Shadow(invisibility spell), Steed(permanent increase to speed), Tower (lock opening spell), and Warrior (makes hitting enemies easier) all seem fitting.
>>14676277
George may succumb to drowning or drug overdose.

>>14676284
either steed or shadow

Character sheet looks pretty good

george sees something shiny… Does he take it?

He didn't take it but he does eat literally every piece of food in the office, because he was hungry.

Does Floyd give Fargoth his ring or does he keep it fo himself.

>>14676357
What am I asking, of course Floyd keeps the ring

After looting the corpse of a dead wizard. Floyd goes so high into the stratosphere that he can't even breathe! No one's using the thread anymore, so he will land in Balmora Chauvinated. The End.

Please Kill and Behead some Niggers