/soy/ - Soyjaks

How do I get into the foreskin-selling business? Can I LARP as a Jew to try and convince people to convert to Judaism so they can cut off their foreskin, then collect them and make bank? I've been brainstorming some ideas:
>starting a cult that involves circumcising members
>becoming part of a Jewish organization that tries to convert goyim, then somehow taking a cut of the profits from circumcisions
>become a doctor in Africa (qualifications there probably aren't that high) since there are a lot of circumcisions there, specialize in the practice
>pose as having medical credentials and offer circumcisions for much less than it would normally cost people
>adopt orphans and get them circumcised
>go to a country with relatively few circumcisions and try to convince people to circumcise themselves and their families, maybe I can co-opt the evangelical push in Latin American to convince some people through a religious angle
>start some weird Christian sect that calls for circumcising people by a religious leader (me) rather than a doctor
Like I'm kind of surprised this isn't talked about more, because apparently foreskins can go for up to $100,000, which is insane. The costs of flying to Africa and posing as someone with medical credentials or putting time, effort, and money into starting up a fringe religious movement can pale in comparison to getting a dozen foreskins to sell off. This shit can set you up for life.
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Kinda brimmy post, I know. But what are /soy/'s thoughts? Ideas?