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In the year 2081, you became a father and then a grandfather. You used to be an angry faggot, but not anymore. You feel happy and calm, with joy surrounding your family. Now, you are sitting in your chair, waiting for your death. Your grandson appears nowhere, sits on your knee and asks you…
<grandpa
>Yes?
<do you know the imageboard site that used to be popular in '20s?
>Uh, my vision is kinda blurry. Can you explain it further?
<there was a site, filled with heckin' nazis who were posting soywoahjacks. they were calling people they don't like a jartycuck
The word, Jartycuck echos in your mind louder and louder…
>Ja-ja-jarty… c-cuck? JARTYCUCK? OBSESSED SHITSKIN LALALA KILL YOURSELF FUCKING FNF PEDO JARTYCUCK!!!! DOCTOSSSSSS!!!!! FUCKING BRIMSTONEEEEE!!!
>*heart attack*
<mama, something is happening to grandpa!
>*dies*

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>>14665764 (OP)
>loads up backup brain from machine
>fuck sorry grandson…

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>>14665764 (OP)
>Sonny hand me the phone I need to force my coal oc for the last time -beeeeeep-



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