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>Welcome to McGoySlops! How can I help you today?
<One fish and chips with a side of chip shop curry and a tea please!
>uhm.. sir.. we don’t serve that here.
<Die nigger.
>AAAAAACCCCKKKKKKK-

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>>14662923 (OP)
Would be funnier with amerimutt and euromutt let me fix your thread give me a sec tho also I did a similar thread to this someday but it was with the roles reversed

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why did soyak turn into black bernd doe

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>>14662927
marge britan isn’t apart of the European Union

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>>14662930
because im to lazy to make a hanging soyak

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>>14662927
Heres that thread if (not the remake of op's thread, but the thread i had already made before which i considered similar to this one) if anyone was wondering+the audio some teen recorded
>Travelling abroad in Europe.
>Rather than trying any of the poison the locals eat, go to McDonald's.
>Huhh so I'd like a Quarter Pounder meal or something.
>(Visibly confused) uhhh sir could you repeat your order please?
>I'd like a quarter pounder meal please.
>Sir, as far as I'm concerned we have no item by the name of "Quarter Pounder"
>What? But it is the most iconic McDonald's burger…Are you sure you don't have it? Why don't you go check in the back.
>>(Starting to get angry) Sir…I Do not know the item you're referencing…perhaps you mean the "Hamburger Royal"?
>Nah I'd like a quarter pounder meal pretty please.
>>(Getting more angry) Sir i already told you, we dont have that item.
>You guys got to have it! You know, the hamburger with cheese, onions, pickles and mustard?
>>(Angrier) SIR…THOSE ARE THE INGREDIENTS OF THE HAMBURGER ROYAL!!
>Uhhh well then I'd like one hamburger royal meal please. You should have mentioned it earlier.
>>>BRUDHRHDHEIDUDHRJEIDHRIEJDUDUDHD
>5 minutes later
>>>>(on the verge of tears and shaking) Here sir…here's your Hamburger Royal
>>Oh thanks for bringing me my Quarter Pounder!
>>>>…
>>Oh I almost forgot it…You gave me a really good service, so how much do I tip you?
>>>>AHHHHHHGHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOO YOU CAN'T TIP ME THAT'S LE BAD OVER HERE YOU'RE BEING CULTURALLY INSENSITI-AAAAAAAAACKKKK!!!!

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