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Why has the price of goyslop risen so much over the past year, i thought trump was going to make the economy good again but here we are, paying $10+ for a low tier burger meal and upwards of $30 for mid-high tier burgers

is america genuinely fucked?

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shut up, your fatass is eating two burgers a meal, fatty.

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you can learn 2 make ur own goyslop at home with ingredients regular goy are no longer worthy of the american experience i hope u realize that

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>>14662339
not always, it really depends on what tier the burger is, if its low tier burger than ofc im going to need to eat more to compensate for the lack of nutritional value.

however if its a high tier burger and a large side of fries is included than one burger is more than enough to suffice my needs

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>>14662353
and you have to buy the ingredients retard

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>>>14662353
>and you have to buy the ingredients retard
<flood

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>>14662353
>regular goy are no longer worthy of the american experience i hope u realize that
what do you mean? why am I not deserving of the american dream?

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Htsmquote this if you're a pedophile though

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>>>14662339
>not always, it really depends on what tier the burger is, if its low tier burger than ofc im going to need to eat more to compensate for the lack of nutritional value.
>
>however if its a high tier burger and a large side of fries is included than one burger is more than enough to suffice my needs

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>>14662358
cheaper than having it assembled for double the price

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trump is a goy biden is a goy they're both darker than coal kamala is a goy they're all jewish mindslaves in the end
<reddit spacing
trump has le heckin' dementia so hes fuggen retarded and cant put a country together. he was at least somewhat decent in 2016 but now hes an actual oldfag

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>trump is a goy biden is a goy they're both darker than coal kamala is a goy they're all jewish mindslaves in the end
><reddit spacing
>trump has le heckin' dementia so hes fuggen retarded and cant put a country together. he was at least somewhat decent in 2016 but now hes an actual oldfag
<flood

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>>14662362
your a stupid goy obviously :/
maybe be rich or smt idk

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>>14662368
yeah but it takes alot of time to cook for yourself, ppl always say "just make it yourself bro" but some of us dont have time to spend hours cooking shit mayne

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>>14662377
bro if your talking money, im good on that i got lucky with crypto.
and i know that goys are being priced out but i have a suspicion that tis is all temporary, trump is going to save us

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>>>14662368
>yeah but it takes alot of time to cook for yourself, ppl always say "just make it yourself bro" but some of us dont have time to spend hours cooking shit mayne

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>>14662414
i mean he does have a point bro, why bother cooking up a burger if you suck at it. its just going to be a low tier burger.

id much rather go buy a mid tier burger for ~$15 than spend $10 on ingredients all for a low tier burger

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>>14662398
it takes less than 10 minutes to cook a burger learn to cook sausage links first then move up to patties and full meat. when it begins "sweating" it's cooked all the way through and ready to eat, you'll learn this after cooking enough meals. also beware of butter it has a low flash point meaning it catches fire easily don't use butter in your recipes until you're more experienced

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>>14662432
also there is no goyslop chemicals

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>>14662432
bro, but if your bad at cooking you will only make low tier burger and it wont taste good

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>>14662460
it doesnt take long to get good

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>>14662466
bro but im busy with work and stuff and I usually opt for higher tier burgers. i dont want to stoop so low as to eating low tier burgers just so I can learn how to make high tier burgers

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>>14662460
you can never make a full chef's dish your first time cooking. its trial and error and experience just like every other skill. you're gaining everything and losing nothing by learning how to cook

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>>14662472
then you will always be a slave to the jew

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>oy ze's americans want to ear burgher instead of ze ultimate goy pill filled with vitamin dee

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>>14662476
>>14662477
you guys eat low-mid tier burgers btw and you have to slave away in the kitchen for them.

I just order high tier burgers to my door with doordash lol
stay mad brokies

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>>14662487
the goy spends his money recklessly thinking he will be rich forever

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>>14662487
no im not retarded at cooking and homemade is always healthier due to no goychemicals

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>>14662494
i will bruh, just gotta wait for my boomer mom to die and then I inherit mad money bruh and the house which i can sell and pay for an apartment for a mad long time bruh.

seethe harder eurocuck.

i just ordered a high tier burger and its arriving within the next hour

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>>14662432
It's not that it's hard, it's that a lot of jobs don't give you the realistic opportunity to make a burger for lunch. And reheating a patty and having all of the ingredients individually packaged up isn't actually that practical either. There's a reason people who make meals for the week don't do burgers very often and end up doing single bowl rice and pasta dishes.

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>>14662523
exactly bro, thats why im saying its better to just doordash burgers than bother cooking. especially if your shit at cooking, then your just going to be eating low tier reheated burgers that smell like your house

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>waiting for your own mom to die to gain her inheritance

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singlehandedly revived 'mutt posting award

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>>14662546
bro im not a mutt im literally a white american, your probably projecting. also mutts dont eat burgers, they scroll tiktok and eat chipotle or whatever slop is popular like crumbl cookie

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>>14662560
be the american the world thinks you are

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>>>14662560
>be the american the world thinks you are
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