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If you were in the 90s and some dude called jeffry epstein comes to you and says “yo I’m inviting you to a party in my island, there’ll be hot girls and booze” what would you do?

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I'm scared of women and I don't drink so I would have to decline such an offer

 14658467[Quote]

bruh

 14658475[Quote]

If I was in the 90s I would be dead im trans btw

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>>14658475
sentient

 14658482[Quote]

ask if they were of legal age or if he could get me some whippets instead because I don't drink

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I have never had sex or consumed alcohol

 14658491[Quote]

Wouldn't accept cuz I just party hard with the soyjak party

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>>14658491
Meds, the sharty wasn’t around in the 90s

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>I have never had sex or consumed alcohol

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>>14658524
Stop making fun of me

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>>>14658524 (You)
>Stop making fun of me

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>>14658482
I bet you wouldn’t even ask about their ages

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i dont have sex with people i dont love, no drinking either sorry

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>I have never had sex or consumed alcohol

 14658603[Quote]

i say: "errrmm are the girls eight-teen?"

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>>14658506
The sharty would exist because if a soyteen was transported to the 90's they would 100% create a sharty

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>>14658607
i wouldnt because im a talentless retard who doesnt know how to code

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I have never had sex or consumed alcohol

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I'd tell him to fuck off and go back to partying normally

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>>14658607
What if the movie “The Matrix” was based on the sharty award

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 14658811[Quote]

Decline because partying and drinking is haram



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