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First Sharty Meme of 2026: Gay Steamed Hams Chud 01/01/26 (Thu) 17:02:42 №14652386 [Quote]

<Well Seymore I made it despite your erections
>Ah Superintendent Chalmers I hope you're prepared for unforgettable hung men
<Ah
>EGADS THE SPITROAST IS RUINED
>But what..I purchased a strapon and disguised it as my own fucking. Ohohoho delightfully devilish Seymore!
<SEYMORE
>Chalmers I was just..stretching my ass on the window sill. Preparative exercises, would you care to join me?
<Why is there cum ovening out of your ass Seymore?
>Oh thats not cum, it's seed. Seed from the seedy sex we'll be having. Mmmh seedy sex!
>Phew
>I hope you're ready for mouthwatering ass burgers!
<I thought you said we were having seedy sex
>Oh no I said steamed ass, that's what I call ass burgers
<You call ass burgers steamed ass?
>Yes it's a regional kink
<What region?
>Upwest California
<Well I'm from San Francisco and I've never heard of the expression steamed ass
>Oh no not Sanfran it's a Sacramento kink
<Ah I see…you know this hard on is a lot like the ones they sell at Krusty Fucker
>No that's old fashioned skinner penis, it's a family recipe
<For steamed ass?
>Yes
<you say it's steamed ass despite the fact that the strapon is obviously ribbed?
>Uh..could you excuse me for a moment?
>Ah a good time was had by all but I'm pooped
<Yes I should be…GOOD GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING DOWN THERE
>Nick Avacado?
<NICK AVACADO? IN THIS HOUSE, AT THIS TIME OF THE YEAR, LOCALIZED ENTIRELY AROUND YOUR PENIS?
>Yes
<Can I see it?
>No
^SEEMORE HELP MY ASS IS ON FIRE
>No mother that's just the northern cado
<Well Seymore you are an odd fellow but I must say, you seed a good ass

Chud 01/01/26 (Thu) 17:03:20 №14652390 [Quote]

horrible

Chud 01/01/26 (Thu) 17:03:53 №14652395 [Quote]

>>14652386 (OP)
Gemerald

Fisheyejak 01/01/26 (Thu) 17:04:37 №14652399 [Quote]

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can’t tell if is Ruby or coal

Chud 01/01/26 (Thu) 17:05:08 №14652405 [Quote]

faggot.
<muh reddit space
but still funny

Dr. Soyberg 01/01/26 (Thu) 17:06:47 №14652422 [Quote]

this made my gems transition into coal that goes by char/coal FUCK you

Chud 01/01/26 (Thu) 17:37:19 №14652827 [Quote]

marge

Beastjak 01/01/26 (Thu) 18:20:12 №14653279 [Quote]

Gem go up