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Froot the type of fella to say "I was born ready" when someone asks him if he's ready

Froot the typa guy that say "well well well" and taps xir foot when xe sees someone eating a bowl of fruit
Froot the typa guy that say "aaaaaand… I'm in" when xe logs onto the janny dashboard
Froot the typa guy that says "tickle fight!" at the sleepover
Froot the type of nigga who fart in a toilet and flush it
Froot the typa booger that says "tootles" before xe hangs up
Fruut the type of nigga to take a day off from work on xir birthday.
Froot the typa guy who blows steam out xir ears when xe gets angry
Froœt is the type of fella to say "ermm.. that just happened!"
Froot the type of nigga who wiggles xir fingers before taking a slice of pie
Froot the type of nigga who say "No more Mr. nice guy" when xe gets angry
Froot the typa fella who say "Checkmate" whenever xe bans someone
Froot the type of goofball who closes xir eyes when smiling
Froot the type of guy who calls time-out when xe gets cornered playing tag
Froot the kinda guy who say "I did NOT sign up for this!" whenever the catty get spammed
Froot would never say "easy peasy lemon squeezy" cuz that shit hurt xir feelings 💀
Froot the typa dude who say "one two three, thats enough for me" at the water fountain
Froot the type of nigga who sit on xir hands when the room gets too cold
Froot the type of guy who say "capeesh?" after explaining something
Froot the kind of slumpkerdumpker that says "Scrumpdiddlyumptious" after eating something
Froot the type of nigga who say "cut it out guys I'm serious" when the mods start talking shit
Froot the typa bloke who use the urinal next to you when the rest are open
Froot is the type of guy to go "Yes! Yes! A thousand times yes!" at a proposal
Froot the type of guy to giggle during xir bed time story
Froot's the type of nigga that send you a thank you card for coming to xir bday party
Froot the typa dude that say "Pee-Yew" when something smells bad
Froot the type of scallywag that lock the board and say "What's the passcode"
Froot the type of whippersnapper that uncover a mystery and be like "Uhh, guys… You might wanna see this"
Froot the type of guy to say "Uh Oh Spaghettios!" after being shot 42 times
Froot the typa guy that say "We've got company" when the bad guys show up
Froot the kinda nigga that say "It's not what it looks like" when xe gets caught
Froot the type of dude that wiggles xir fingers and say "don't mind if I do" when xe sees donuts
Froot the type of dude that wiggles xir fingers and say "don't mind if I do" when xe sees an unaccompanied minor
Froot the type of nigga that lick xir fingers before turning the page
Froot the type of nigga to go in a pet store and set the animals free
Froot that type of bloke to say "Geronimo" then hold xir nose and cannonball into the pool
Froot the type of nigga to send xir girl a homemade valentine's day card
Froot the type of nigga to cry when xir pokemon evolves and say "but you promised me you'd never change"

Froot the kinda guy to say "Me Me Me Me Mee" before xe starts singing
Froot the kinda bloke who say "It's quiet… too quiet" when the catty is slow
Froot the typa dude that moans when xe wipes xir ass
Froot the type of mf to say "You're not allowed in here" when a burglar breaks into xir house
Froot the type of nigga who bites an ice cream
Froot the type of nigga that be looking at a falling leaf and say "It's okay, I'll catch you"
Froot the type of dude to eat two gummy bears at a time so they don't die alone
Froot the type of nigga to get into a pillow fight and die
Froot the kinda guy to say "I call shotgun" when getting into a car
Froot the typa specimen to say "Uhh, english please" after hearing some scientific shit
Froot the type of guy to jump into someone's arms when xe gets scared
Froot the type of guy to say "woah there big fella"
Froot the typa guy to say "That's it!" when xe gets mad
Froot the type of guy that tells the DJ to be quiet
Froot the type of guy to be like: "wait how old is she in dog years"
Froot that type of nigga to grab a deformed candy from a bag and say "It's okay, I'm different too"
Froot the typa nigga that moderate an imageboard
Froot the type of guy to wash hands with gloves on
Froot the type of guy that stares into the barbers eyes during the line up
Froot the type of guy to fully occupy a bunk bed
Froot the subset of individual to use the put xir E-mail in the E-mail field
Froot the kind of statistic to try and kiss you under the mistletoe
Froot the kind of offender to say "yar matey" after pirating a movie
Froot the kind of guy to say "squeaky clean" after cleaning up xir soyjak folder
Froot the kind of guy to say "aw shucks" and blush when xe is kissed on the cheeks
Froot the kind of fellah to bounce up and down like an accordion when a bookshelf falls on xem
Froot the kind of patootie blow on the cartridge before sticking it in.
Froot the kind of guy to eat the milk and cookies before Santa gets them.
Froot the kind of hobo to say "don't let the bed bugs bite" before going to bed.
Froot the type of connoisseur to say "I prefer paprika" before saging a thread
Froot the type of guy to sneeze loudly when someone sprinkles too much pepper.
Froot the subtype of suspect to say "I'm sorry for doing this" before playing whack-A-mole
Froot the type of guy to shed a tear watching Gary come home (even doe we all did)
Froot the kind of fellow to snap xir fingers along to the beat to a song
Froot the kind of rapscallion to say "sharing is caring!" when handing out gempasses
Froot the kind of guy to say "Just like Mr. Miyagi taught" when doing something
Froot the kind of guy to look for xir realistic depiction of a panic attack in xir favourite media
Froot the kind of fellow to say "and one for the road…" before taking xir favourite snacks
Froot the kind fellow to wiggle xir finger and say "No way buster brown!" when xe almost falls for bait
Froot the kind of troublemaker to feel inspired after listing to xir favourite imagine dragons song
Froot the kind of guy to say "zoo-wee mama!" after getting stabbed 22 times.
Froot the kind of individual to be hypnotized by a dangling cock clock.
Froot the kind of tubby to eat only the middle of Oreos
Froot the kind of jew to say "The dog or the planet" when someone mentions Pluto

Isn't froot the type of nigga who would rape angeleno and put him pregnant with quote?