/soy/ - Soyjaks

if you HTSMquote this you admit that you're a pedophile a zoophile a necrophile an incest fetishist a rape fetishist a scat fetishist an ABDL fetishist an interracial fetishist a loli defender a splintercuck a satanist a 4cuck a soylita poster a tranny a faggot a retard a jew a nigger a pooner a beaner an obsessed serbian faggot an albanian a russian a meximutt an amerimutt a euromutt a 'p spammer a discord user a weeaboo a member of ISIS a janny a schizo a 15 year old a bot a roblox player and you love gooning to 'p and you eat your own poop and you're planning to assassinate the president and you want to shoot up your school and you're going to kill yourself and you're in possession of several terabytes of child pornography and you own illegal firearms and you have a recipe for making pipe bombs ready to go and you wish you were a real woman and you're grooming multiple children on discord and you have the world's smallest TBP and you're genuinely confessing to all of this and you read every word of this post and you confirm that it is all true and you understand that everything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law