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Chud 01/01/26 (Thu) 02:29:25 №14644484 [Quote]

What if stores had giant icecream shaped doors that changed color (flavor) based on ur mood, and if you came into the store mad, the door (icecream) would turn red and give u a snack to cheer u up and extra coupons, uh oh would u pretend to be upset

Chud 01/01/26 (Thu) 02:31:34 №14644500 [Quote]

Bleed out

Chud 01/01/26 (Thu) 02:31:43 №14644501 [Quote]

No arrow

Chud 01/01/26 (Thu) 02:31:54 №14644503 [Quote]

that would be freaking awesome

Nate 01/01/26 (Thu) 02:32:09 №14644505 [Quote]

did a woman write this or…

Chud 01/01/26 (Thu) 02:47:48 №14644660 [Quote]

what would it give me if i came in exclusively to shoplift cough medicine

Billy 01/01/26 (Thu) 02:48:00 №14644665 [Quote]

What if a total jeet obliterator 6 million was also attached to this door that when it detects Mumbai poo particles and 0 traces of ever having used deoderant it grabs them and forces them into a chamber to watch a 4 hour documentary on how jeets and pakis are the same people before exploding their heads with a death Ray?