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Gigafly 12/31/25 (Wed) 09:33:45 №14634442 [Quote]

It's almost 5 am and I'm STILL FUCKING UP

Does anyone have good advice for going to sleep on time?

Coinjak 12/31/25 (Wed) 09:34:17 №14634445 [Quote]

use the Military tactic to sleep

Parrotjak 12/31/25 (Wed) 09:34:29 №14634446 [Quote]

Just fall asleep lol

Chud 12/31/25 (Wed) 09:35:21 №14634452 [Quote]

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>>14634445
Fucking tell me what the military tactic is you SLF
>>14634446
I fudging WOULD if I COULD YOU FUCKING BASTARD

Chud 12/31/25 (Wed) 09:35:50 №14634457 [Quote]

>>14634452
I usually fall asleep by shoving a thumb up my ass

Chud 12/31/25 (Wed) 09:37:37 №14634466 [Quote]

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draw something til lyou get tired

Chugsjak 12/31/25 (Wed) 09:38:12 №14634471 [Quote]

Melatonin gummies

Soytan 12/31/25 (Wed) 09:38:41 №14634475 [Quote]

>>14634471
i always thought those were candies when i were 8

Smugjak 12/31/25 (Wed) 09:38:58 №14634481 [Quote]

>>14634452
basically you relax all the muscle in your body for like 20 seconds before you think of nothing before thinking of something /calm/ing

Chud 12/31/25 (Wed) 09:39:35 №14634486 [Quote]

>>14634457
In all seriousness i usually just jack off. Helps me sleep

Dylanjak 12/31/25 (Wed) 09:39:51 №14634490 [Quote]

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>use the Military tactic to sleep

Chud 12/31/25 (Wed) 09:40:41 №14634496 [Quote]

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Soyprano 12/31/25 (Wed) 09:40:46 №14634499 [Quote]

>>14634486
tsmt

Chud 12/31/25 (Wed) 09:43:35 №14634509 [Quote]

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>>14634466
I'm a talentless hack
>>14634471
I don't have any on me and I don't feel comfortable spending so much money on gummies
>>14634481
I tried that and it doesn't work. My body feels like it is on fire evendoe I'm only in my undies
>>14634486
Porn is bad for you

Chud 12/31/25 (Wed) 09:43:41 №14634510 [Quote]

If you kill yourself you sleep forever but in a non rule 7 breaking way

Chud 12/31/25 (Wed) 09:45:08 №14634524 [Quote]

>>14634509
didn't know you had to watch porn while jerking off

Chud 12/31/25 (Wed) 09:48:19 №14634545 [Quote]

>>14634509
try to listening to phonk music and try to fight the energy inside of you that doesn't wanna sleep

Chud 12/31/25 (Wed) 09:49:10 №14634549 [Quote]

>>14634509
Yeah so just jerk it to overwatch feet like Lee

Chud 12/31/25 (Wed) 09:55:12 №14634588 [Quote]

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>>14634524
Masturbation is bad for you
>>14634545
Evendoe listening to phonk will energize me or something
>>14634549
Bleed

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