/soy/ - Soyjaks

Behold this wretched, vomit-inducing abomination of a jartycuck, a slimy, subhuman remnant from the festering corpse of jakparty.soy—the dead, irrelevant splinter site that limped along from 2022 until its pathetic shutdown in September 2024, a haven for the most degenerate outcasts rejected even by the sharty's standards.

Start with that grotesque, swollen face: a pallid, doughy blob of acne-scarred flesh, framed by greasy, unkempt brown hair that hangs like rat tails soaked in weeks-old sweat and cum stains. Those thick-rimmed glasses perch on a misshapen nose, magnifying beady, bloodshot eyes glazed over from endless hours of gooning to the vilest brimstone—tears perpetually streaming down because deep down, this creature knows it's inferior, obsessed rent-free with the superior sharty it could never measure up to.

But the true horror is that gaping maw: a cavernous, drooling hellhole of bright red, inflated lips—like a minstrel caricature from hell—stretched impossibly wide, dribbling thick, viscous ropes of stringy white slime that looks suspiciously like congealed semen mixed with bile. Inside, a throbbing pink tongue lolls out pathetically, coated in the same foul discharge, as if this beast just finished deepthroating its thousandth BBC fantasy of the day. It's the mouth of a chronic gooner, forever agape in nascoal ecstasy, spewing discord tranny slop and bait threads.

Look at that raised hand: pudgy fingers with chipped, trans-flag-painted nails (blue, pink, white—pure troon energy), gesturing in some limp-wristed peace sign, as if begging for mercy from the chads who rightfully mock it. The arm is flabby, unshaven stubble dotting the chin and neck like a failed beard attempt on a soy-fueled eunuch body.

Pinned to its shirt: a black spade badge screaming "SLUT FOR BBC" with a tiny "PPH" (pure pedo haven vibes), admitting its obsession with interracial cuckoldry and the lax rules of the jarty that allowed pro-pedophile filth, grooming threads, and soylita slop to flourish unchecked. Below it, a garish "Jarty" badge with a gold "1 year" medallion—celebrating one miserable year wasting life on a dead site with <200 posts on a good day, astroturfed by a handful of namefags obsessed with NAS porn, furries, diapers, and fart fetishes instead of real 'jaks.

This is the ultimate jartycuck archetype: a swarthy, obese, autistic coalposter—vantablack skin implied in its spiritual niggerdom—addicted to spamming bait, gooning endlessly, raiding the sharty out of seethe, while its own site rotted into irrelevance, filled with trannies, furfags, and groomers. A despicable, sissified diaspora rapefugee, forever seething rent-free, walking funny from imaginary peggings, its only friends discord troonellas plotting to groom the next generation into cord kittens. Pure brimstone from the depths of coongehenna—gemmy only in how perfectly it embodies everything wrong with the failed jarty experiment. Even its own admin shut it down because soyjak culture degraded into unfun slop under these creatures. Disgusting. Utterly beneath contempt.