/soy/ - Soyjaks

If Hitler BTFOed the Jartycucks (users of the now-defunct splinter site jakparty.soy), with a massive BBC to boot, the soysphere would collapse into total chaos. The main sharty (soyjak.party) would declare eternal victory, spamming infinite slopjaks of crying, hanging jartycucks getting absolutely dominated. The Jarty remnants would seethe rent-free forever, but with Hitler wielding that aryan BBC, he'd turn their NAS coalposting and diaper gooning obsessions against them—raiding their archives, forcing mass suicides via epic ownage threads. Ultimately, soyjak culture revives under one Führer-led board: pure gems, no splinters, endless based 'jaks of triumphant chads. The timeline? Even more gemmy than ours. Heil the big based cock.