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Since most soyteens are zoomers, do they even have this haircut?

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Thoughts on this haircut though?

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I have Alexander the Great's haircut

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>>14624537
Singularity

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Do people even still get this cut?

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>>14624541
>t. jack doherty

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i only know one guy with this haircut except there isnt even a fade its just trimmed on the sides

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>>14624565
I have shoulder length hair nigga

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Are zoomers keyed or not?

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>>14624513 (OP)
>do they even have this haircut?
Nigga that's just curly hair

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unrelated to the haircut
i just keep my hair grow bit, often i prefer the back of my hair shaved while the ears not shaved completely

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my hair cover half of my forehead

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Mine is straight and I keep it short

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>>14624601
Whenever I grow my hair out I start shedding like crazy. Such are the disadvantages of being a 22yo unc I guess.

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no, i hate this haircut

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>>14624513
Is this haircut gem or coal?

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>>14624633
my haircut look like this (inaccurate though)

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no i have a jewfro

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>>14624667
Afro = nigger
Broccoli hair = wigger

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>>14624677
its a jewfro its 3c

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>>14624663
Btw, when I mean zoomer I mean those born in 1997-2012 (or 1995-2009)

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im this but not curly

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>I'm not a zoomer

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I'm rocking a mullet rn

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>>14624713
When were you born?

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>I'm rocking a mullet rn

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>>14624684
actually i am lik 2% african but i would attribute my fro more to my jewish ancestry since im like 15% jude

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>>14624587
remember zoomers are usually defined as late 90s to early 2010s so if you hate zoomers you're either a caca or middle aged

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>>14624716
2004 I'm a zoomer

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>actually i am lik 2% african but i would attribute my fro more to my jewish ancestry since im like 15% jude

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>>14624739
made me geg

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My mother's side is Pontic Rum so I have curly hair fuggen jerdee

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>>14624755
SENTIENT

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>>14624743
You have to speak up son can't hear you

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>>14624730
ACKtually
Zoomer = born in the mid 90s (though this can still be considered millennial/zillenial) - 2000s (1995-2009)
Anyone born in 2010-2012 are still gen alpha (or at least Zalpha). Pure zoomers are born in the 2000s

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mine looks like this doe

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>>14624782
Not really set in stone, I agree with your timeline but I've seen some niggas say it ends at 2012. Gen alphas are all cacas still either way

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>>14624782
>>14624830
If you were born in the 2000s and were old enough to remember the release of the first smart phone then you are a zooemr(greatest gen of all time)

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I don't know what is my haircut
>It's like this by el way

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>>14624899
That’s Aryan btw

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My hair is like a combination of these two

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>>14624899
Oh ok, thank you saar

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>>14624916
I think I'll be going bald in a few years so I'm growing it out

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>>14624906
i got a buzzcut once and my hair looked like raisin for years i finally grew it out though and it looks like this
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i kinda regret it because i remember my hair used to be straighter before for some reason

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no, i cut my hair once a year in spring

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>>14624933
Geg same.

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>>14624929
Better than a bowl cut though

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>>14624939
This year I cut my hair a bit late though. Cut it again at November and I'll grow it until April.

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>>14624949
my hair never looked like a bowl cut doe

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>>14624939
but every time i get it cut it looks like a russian conscript

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>>14624994
I look like a retarded zoo monkey because I'm brown, brown people shouldn't be allowed to get a buzzcut

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>>14624994
then dont cut it or get a better barber

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>>14625007
i only look like that for a month anyways so its not even that bad

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>>14624994
is that yung lean

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>>14624916
i just have the one on the left kek

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>>14625042
why not just let it grow though?

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because it represents the normie zoomer

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>>14625067
Aren’t soyteens normie zoomers?

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>>14625061
It's scientifically proven to be the most attractive haircut a man could get

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>>14624916
i could probably try some alexander the great type cut but it would probably look like shit on me

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>>14625004
I have the same haircut and my friends instead say that I look like a match after being used or like the guy from gta 4
Those niggers have like a thousand nicknames for me

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>>14625065
I shed like crazy if it gets too long

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>>14625074
It looks good on everybody

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>>14625065
because my hair is flat with 0 volume o algo and i end up looking like a faggot

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>>14625076
My friends said I looked like a female pornstar after getting a buzzcut fucking niggers

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>nas thread stills up
just rename this place to xitter.std, I don't see the point of making fun of soyboys anymore

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>>14625116
kys big nigger lips spammer

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>>14625116
love yourself big nigger lips

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>>14625116
Kys fucking jartycuck

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<nas thread stills up
>just rename this place to xitter.std, I don't see the point of making fun of soyboys anymore

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>>14624559
i see multiple zoomers with this cut when i go out

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>>14624916
i kinda have the one on the left except more chopped

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>>14625116
it's spiritually ias though just like frogs and gigas

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i look like this

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>>14625188
who is this

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>>14625188
Is that the guy from the three stooges

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bumo



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