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After three hundered years spent cowering in your bunker underneath the ruins of the old sharty, you finally emerge to find a world changed. After the great Soypocalypse and the splintered age that followed, much has changed in the world. Hordes of niggers, braniggers and redditors rule the land and the old lands of the sharty are splintered. The death of Doll and Max prompt the inhabitants of the bunker to form a senate, where they will make the necessary decisions to thrive in this new world.

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the little blue dot where israel is is the sharty btw

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up

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Marge

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>BBQtists
Nophono follows this expect me(i believe he's Soot)
>Quotey
Not even a real splinter

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chad takeover the world kek
average Chad citizen 7'0 mogger

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>>14620698
You decide what the nation does and what it will do. There was a gemmy thread yesterday which inspired me to do this

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>>14620705
its alternate history of the sharty where the soypocalypse completely splinters the sharty im trans btw

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try invading the altchans o algo

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>>14620718
Alternate Sharty history is very underrated, well done 'teen

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to the north is the frogpond, to the east is the giggy and to the south is the zarty and the frooty

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up

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>>14620746
take one of the frog ponds soldiers hostage and record a video saying that if you don't give resources to us then we will kill one of your soldiers one by one until there are none left

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You send out a small kill team into frogpond territory, capturing a dozen civilians. After the video is sent to them, President Pepe starts negotiations while fortifying the border. He offers 1,000,000 shekels for each hostage released

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>>14620882
hmmmm
DEAL

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The deal goes through, but the frogpond continues to move troops to the border. Tensions are starting to rise

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>>14620914
wait for all of the troops to gather up at the border sending a fake straw pillow that looks like a soldier so you can see what will they do

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Marge, why are there troons in random parts of Africa and Papua New Guinea?

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>>14620947
You send a fake soldier into the border. The frogpond instantly uses this as an excuse to invade, swiftly capturing half of the sharty. The sharty soldiers prepare for a siege in the city of /soy/

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>>14621025
troons infest the entire world and have infected some of the negroes, establishing their own troon hives in africa

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>>14621040
That is impossible

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>>14621028
set up like 3 or 4 mortars

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>>14621049
you have 10,000 soyteens at your disposal. The frogpond army numbers at 20,000 with many more in reserve. You still have 12 million shekels and you can engage in diplomacy and trade with other non hostile nations

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>>14621068
send a signal to the giggy that you are under attack and the reason why they should help you is that everything is gigaquotable here

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vp

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>>14621088
The giggy answers the call to war, using the invasion of the sharty as an excuse to wage war on their old rivals. Their gigaflies push back the frogpond troops and the sharty is reunified

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>>14621146
try to make a coup with the high ranking frog pond members

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Your spies reach out to some of the thremboists, a persecuted religious group in the frogpond. A high ranking government official, who is secretly a thremboist, accepts your offer of help. He requests 2,000,000 shekels and 10,000 guns

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>>14621205
aryan award

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vp

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