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I miss when you could find weird shit on the internet or fun little communities, now you can’t cause they’ve all been pushed into hiding cause theyre scared theyre going to get a bunch of pizzas sent to their houses all cause of their pronouns. Everything is irony poisoning because everyone’s convinced that if they make fun of themselves first then no one can make fun of them or fuck with them.

Nothing really is out of their reach ig. The internet is so boring now. All the funny absurd shit is pushed to anonymous boards where you can’t even get to know these lovable weirdos.

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Who says this

 14618891[Quote]

No arrow. Also meds. No troon would have survived the old Internet

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>Sharty has made the internet so unfun
>I miss when you could find weird shit on the internet or fun little communities, now you can’t cause they’ve all been pushed into hiding cause theyre scared theyre going to get a bunch of pizzas sent to their houses all cause of their pronouns. Everything is irony poisoning because everyone’s convinced that if they make fun of themselves first then no one can make fun of them or fuck with them.

>Nothing really is out of their reach ig. The internet is so boring now. All the funny absurd shit is pushed to anonymous boards where you can’t even get to know these lovable weirdos.

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>>14618862 (OP)
Yeah someone who says that looks like that

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>>14618862 (OP)
who made this so i can larp as htsm

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>>14618891
yeah i forgor im rlly high rn o algo

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Whata mean "weird shit". CHILD PORN?! Janny lock this pedoid up though

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>>14618891
tsmt
get out with this revisionism that most people online dont/didnt hate trannies
if there were forums like back then (which are usually made by people from nophono cares land) they would get lynched from all of them

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>>14618902
>niggerspeak

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>>14618905
Let's kiss pls

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>I miss when you could find weird shit on the internet or fun little communities, now you can’t cause they’ve all been pushed into hiding cause theyre scared theyre going to get a bunch of pizzas sent to their houses all cause of their pronouns. Everything is irony poisoning because everyone’s convinced that if they make fun of themselves first then no one can make fun of them or fuck with them.

>Nothing really is out of their reach ig. The internet is so boring now. All the funny absurd shit is pushed to anonymous boards where you can’t even get to know these lovable weirdos.

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>>14618862 (OP)
>holding the internet hostage into not acting like a faggot with the threat of being doxxed and raped by snarky snappy death squad

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>>14618905
weirdpenis won

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>muh old internet
niche communities are for faggots with too much free time
my way or the highway tranny

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>fuggin' shardee muthafugga won't let me goon in peace

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>>muh old internet
>niche communities are for faggots with too much free time
>my way or the highway tranny

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>friggin shartybigots

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>>>muh old internet
>>niche communities are for faggots with too much free time
>>my way or the highway tranny

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Before we attacked /soy/, I called for surrender five times, I was always refused. I asked that at least soytan and nate be sent out. Not even the jartycuck bearing the flag of truce was received. Everything was refused, and only then did I decide to do what is permitted by every law of war.

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mayne… mi miss whin u cud fid wrid shieets on da 'ternet or kek littah cummunes naow u cah’t cusse xey’ve all bin pussd intu higding cuuse xhey r scredd n shieet xhey r goin tu git e brunch of 'zas zent 2 der hoses all cuuse oaf deir pronaows mayne… Avaryding isa iron pooping cusse avary1 is cumvic'ed dat if xey mahe gek of demslef farst den nu one cun mahe fren wih dem or goon with dem. Fuggen shardee

Nutin reely is aut ef deir reech ig. De 'ternet iso buurin naw. All de edgy diddyblud ahh shieets is puhh 2 snca dnb wehre u cun’t evan get ur clitty leak with demm n shieet fuggen shardee

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Im a caca, are quirky communities like what OP refferenced actually used to be common in sight back in the days? Even now you could find a lot of these in many forms and places such as the xitter and ironically der cord ibndoe these are constituted majorly by cacas too, you just need to get out of the mainstream

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Did someone really say that, or you made it up?

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>>14619027
someone posted this on tttt

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>>14619042
You walk into the bathroom, unexpectedly seeing Soytan shitting on the floor. "oh u-umm sorry!" you say. The smell of her rotten Soylent raisin penetrating your nostrils, making you hard. "get out nigger" she mumbles. You can't resist your urges and have a great big huff of her radioactive caca. It sends waves of pleasure down your spine. Not registering that you're under her, she takes a big, warm, steamy, radioactive soybean pookie right in your freshly-dyed purple hair. You moan at the feeling. She knows fully that you're under her, and she prepares to squeeze one out. As the wet feces drips down your neck, some of it enters your mouth. It makes your 3-inch pecker as hard as a gemstone. You can't resist, you lick all of the wet raisin off of the floor. You get overwhelmed with pleasure and vomit it out of your mouth, along with about 1 and 1/4 cups of stomach contents. You don't want to waste this delicious doodoo so you reluctantly slurp up the vomit. To your surprise, you climax. A huge cum stain takes over your pants. Before you can react, Soytan takes some on her finger and tastes it. "This tastes like chudcel clitty!". She tastes more, but jams her finger so far down her throat that she vomits onto your face. You open your mouth to shriek, but are silenced by floods of creamy butyric acid. You vomit her stomach contents back into her mouth. She does the same, repeating 4 or so times until she cums. You taste her squirt like she did with you. It tastes like goyslop.

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No arrow so (You) said this and look like this



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