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currently have alcohol poisoning but i'm waiting until mom goes to work so i don't scare or bother her
or should i call it now

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No clue

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drink more alchocol

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what did you get too drunk or something? drink alot of water or something idk

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Drink lots of water to make the alcohol dilate
>dilate

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nigger youre gonna die go to the hospital

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>>14615943
it was really bad yesterday because i would just vomit it and everything in my body even doe there was nothing
felt like my stomach was rupturing and it's 3 am right now i am better but it my stomach still hurts

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>>14615967
You should stop drinking alcohol.

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also alcohol will make you a retarded esl nigger, even when youre not on it, stop drinking it.

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>currently have alcohol poisoning but i'm waiting until mom goes to work so i don't scare or bother her
>or should i call it now

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>>14615975
yeah i really should this isn't the first time either
i had no idea this was a medical emergency until now but even then it's not that serious is it?

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>>14616002
you could pass out and choke on your own vomit and die

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>>14616002
Have you not realised how serious this is yet?

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>>14616007
i've been dancing with death the whole time

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gonna crack a few beers thanks to this thread

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>>14616019
Suspicious filename

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>>>14616007
>i've been dancing with death the whole time

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why not just go outside to a corner and call for an ambulance?

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>>14616037
Nigga that filename is from the jarty

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>>14616037
Last time I checked Vichan didn't have JSchan filename stripping

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op is a gonna be a dead nigger

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>>14616039
why dont you try decoding it and find out what it links to? :)

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>>14616036
it hurts do anything and i'm freezing cold the whole time

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try vaping instead

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>>14616051
OYY WTF DOCTOS

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>>14616051
marge how do I do this

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>>14616055
yeah because you are DYING stupid nigger, go to the HOSPITAL before you have a FUCKING SEIZURE

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>>14616002
Teen you should go to er and get ur stomach pumped

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>>14616060
marge why is this bad

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Call a family member to drive to er

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>>14616072
It means the file has come from a website that isn't 4chan or soyjak.party
meaning it's probably a splinter

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Being too embarressed to go to the hospital because your dying is so fricken aryan….

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>>14616080
Oh I thought it was because it was an encoded link to something or something

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>>14616097
maybe it is :)

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>>14616103
telkl me how to decode this snca link and I might start being interested

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>>14616103
That's not something to joke about nigga

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>>14616109
figure it out nusoi, youre smart enought right?

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>>14616109
It's a SHA-256 hash, you can't decode it

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>>14616116
I literally don't give a singular shit
Its probably cp so I'm really not that interested unless you spell it out for me

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>>14616125
You retarded nusoi it's a SHA-256 hash, you can't decode it

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DO NOTHING.

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>>14616069
n the way

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>>14616139
Good man

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>>14616132
What if I can? What then?

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>>14616142
It's pretty much impossible
TL;DR anyone with a SHA-256 filename is likely an offsiter

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>>14616149
This is not a TL;DR moment nigga
What IF my brain is literally a quantum computer and I'm decoding the file name right now??????

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>posting on baldmanwithglassesite while dying

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>>14616167
WE will do this.

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>>14616158
>What IF my brain is literally a quantum computer and I'm decoding the file name right now??????

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>>14616171
someone make a giga look at this sign and walk in the store

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go to sleep

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>>14616170
>One last thing…
>Put me on the Bald Men With Glasses site..

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>>14616174
my local AI model can do that in 10 seconds

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>before I go…. Please make me a gemmy `ki page.. ack!!!!!!!

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>>>14616174
>my local AI model can do that in 10 seconds

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>>14616058
do this

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>>14616184
dude awesome.



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