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Darkiplier 12/30/25 (Tue) 03:20:36 №14615921 [Quote]

currently have alcohol poisoning but i'm waiting until mom goes to work so i don't scare or bother her
or should i call it now

Chud 12/30/25 (Tue) 03:21:12 №14615929 [Quote]

No clue

SLF 12/30/25 (Tue) 03:21:20 №14615930 [Quote]

drink more alchocol

Parrotjak 12/30/25 (Tue) 03:21:55 №14615939 [Quote]

what did you get too drunk or something? drink alot of water or something idk

Dr. Soyberg 12/30/25 (Tue) 03:22:05 №14615943 [Quote]

Drink lots of water to make the alcohol dilate
>dilate

Chud 12/30/25 (Tue) 03:23:23 №14615963 [Quote]

nigger youre gonna die go to the hospital

Chud 12/30/25 (Tue) 03:23:44 №14615967 [Quote]

>>14615943
it was really bad yesterday because i would just vomit it and everything in my body even doe there was nothing
felt like my stomach was rupturing and it's 3 am right now i am better but it my stomach still hurts

Chud 12/30/25 (Tue) 03:24:31 №14615975 [Quote]

>>14615967
You should stop drinking alcohol.

Chud 12/30/25 (Tue) 03:25:54 №14615995 [Quote]

also alcohol will make you a retarded esl nigger, even when youre not on it, stop drinking it.

Chud 12/30/25 (Tue) 03:26:16 №14615999 [Quote]

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>currently have alcohol poisoning but i'm waiting until mom goes to work so i don't scare or bother her
>or should i call it now

Chud 12/30/25 (Tue) 03:26:41 №14616002 [Quote]

>>14615975
yeah i really should this isn't the first time either
i had no idea this was a medical emergency until now but even then it's not that serious is it?

Chud 12/30/25 (Tue) 03:27:09 №14616007 [Quote]

>>14616002
you could pass out and choke on your own vomit and die

Chud 12/30/25 (Tue) 03:27:37 №14616013 [Quote]

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>>14616002
Have you not realised how serious this is yet?

Sidson 12/30/25 (Tue) 03:28:00 №14616018 [Quote]

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>>14616007
i've been dancing with death the whole time

Chud 12/30/25 (Tue) 03:28:21 №14616019 [Quote]

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gonna crack a few beers thanks to this thread

Rapeson 12/30/25 (Tue) 03:28:42 №14616027 [Quote]

>>14616019
Suspicious filename

Chud 12/30/25 (Tue) 03:28:51 №14616032 [Quote]

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>>>14616007
>i've been dancing with death the whole time

Chud 12/30/25 (Tue) 03:29:01 №14616036 [Quote]

why not just go outside to a corner and call for an ambulance?

Chud 12/30/25 (Tue) 03:29:03 №14616037 [Quote]

>>14616027
how so

Merchant 12/30/25 (Tue) 03:29:21 №14616039 [Quote]

>>14616037
Nigga that filename is from the jarty

Chud 12/30/25 (Tue) 03:30:09 №14616047 [Quote]

>>14616037
Last time I checked Vichan didn't have JSchan filename stripping

Chud 12/30/25 (Tue) 03:30:19 №14616049 [Quote]

op is a gonna be a dead nigger

Angryjak 12/30/25 (Tue) 03:30:24 №14616051 [Quote]

>>14616039
why dont you try decoding it and find out what it links to? :)

Chud 12/30/25 (Tue) 03:30:30 №14616055 [Quote]

>>14616036
it hurts do anything and i'm freezing cold the whole time

Chud 12/30/25 (Tue) 03:30:46 №14616058 [Quote]

try vaping instead

Chud 12/30/25 (Tue) 03:30:49 №14616060 [Quote]

>>14616051
OYY WTF DOCTOS

Chud 12/30/25 (Tue) 03:30:57 №14616063 [Quote]

>>14616051
marge how do I do this

Chud 12/30/25 (Tue) 03:31:34 №14616069 [Quote]

>>14616055
yeah because you are DYING stupid nigger, go to the HOSPITAL before you have a FUCKING SEIZURE

Massjak 12/30/25 (Tue) 03:31:38 №14616071 [Quote]

>>14616002
Teen you should go to er and get ur stomach pumped

Spadeson 12/30/25 (Tue) 03:31:42 №14616072 [Quote]

>>14616060
marge why is this bad

Fisheyejak 12/30/25 (Tue) 03:32:08 №14616076 [Quote]

Call a family member to drive to er

Schwab 12/30/25 (Tue) 03:32:10 №14616080 [Quote]

>>14616072
It means the file has come from a website that isn't 4chan or soyjak.party
meaning it's probably a splinter

Lennonjak 12/30/25 (Tue) 03:32:51 №14616090 [Quote]

Being too embarressed to go to the hospital because your dying is so fricken aryan….

Chud 12/30/25 (Tue) 03:33:31 №14616097 [Quote]

>>14616080
Oh I thought it was because it was an encoded link to something or something

Chud 12/30/25 (Tue) 03:33:50 №14616103 [Quote]

>>14616097
maybe it is :)

Chud 12/30/25 (Tue) 03:34:20 №14616109 [Quote]

>>14616103
telkl me how to decode this snca link and I might start being interested

Chud 12/30/25 (Tue) 03:34:22 №14616111 [Quote]

>>14616103
That's not something to joke about nigga

Nulljak 12/30/25 (Tue) 03:34:58 №14616116 [Quote]

>>14616109
figure it out nusoi, youre smart enought right?

Dubbbzjak 12/30/25 (Tue) 03:35:11 №14616117 [Quote]

>>14616109
It's a SHA-256 hash, you can't decode it

Chud 12/30/25 (Tue) 03:36:14 №14616125 [Quote]

>>14616116
I literally don't give a singular shit
Its probably cp so I'm really not that interested unless you spell it out for me

Chud 12/30/25 (Tue) 03:36:39 №14616132 [Quote]

>>14616125
You retarded nusoi it's a SHA-256 hash, you can't decode it

David 12/30/25 (Tue) 03:36:50 №14616137 [Quote]

DO NOTHING.

Chud 12/30/25 (Tue) 03:36:55 №14616139 [Quote]

>>14616069
n the way

Poopson 12/30/25 (Tue) 03:37:05 №14616140 [Quote]

>>14616139
Good man

Chud 12/30/25 (Tue) 03:37:18 №14616142 [Quote]

>>14616132
What if I can? What then?

Sidson 12/30/25 (Tue) 03:38:33 №14616149 [Quote]

>>14616142
It's pretty much impossible
TL;DR anyone with a SHA-256 filename is likely an offsiter

Chud 12/30/25 (Tue) 03:39:37 №14616158 [Quote]

>>14616149
This is not a TL;DR moment nigga
What IF my brain is literally a quantum computer and I'm decoding the file name right now??????

Chud 12/30/25 (Tue) 03:40:41 №14616167 [Quote]

>posting on baldmanwithglassesite while dying

Chud 12/30/25 (Tue) 03:40:58 №14616170 [Quote]

>>14616167
WE will do this.

Chud 12/30/25 (Tue) 03:41:04 №14616171 [Quote]

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>>14616158
>What IF my brain is literally a quantum computer and I'm decoding the file name right now??????

Jartycuck 12/30/25 (Tue) 03:41:31 №14616174 [Quote]

>>14616171
someone make a giga look at this sign and walk in the store

Gapejak 12/30/25 (Tue) 03:41:57 №14616179 [Quote]

>>14616174
do ts

Rupturejak 12/30/25 (Tue) 03:41:57 №14616180 [Quote]

go to sleep

Nojak 12/30/25 (Tue) 03:42:08 №14616183 [Quote]

>>14616170
>One last thing…
>Put me on the Bald Men With Glasses site..

Chud 12/30/25 (Tue) 03:42:14 №14616184 [Quote]

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>>14616174
my local AI model can do that in 10 seconds

Chud 12/30/25 (Tue) 03:42:32 №14616190 [Quote]

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Fartycuck 12/30/25 (Tue) 03:42:41 №14616192 [Quote]

>before I go…. Please make me a gemmy `ki page.. ack!!!!!!!

Chugsjak 12/30/25 (Tue) 03:42:49 №14616193 [Quote]

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>>>14616174
>my local AI model can do that in 10 seconds

Chud 12/30/25 (Tue) 03:43:12 №14616195 [Quote]

>>14616058
do this

Chud 12/30/25 (Tue) 03:43:15 №14616197 [Quote]

>>14616184
dude awesome.

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