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>ay mayne soyak i heard its uhh, dehsembuh 30th and dats like yo birday so i gave you dis nintendo switch two
<WAOW! Thank you Tyrone! I am truly blessed by Fauci himself to have such a bull like you!

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voice acted

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heartwarming gem

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he looks so fucking comfortable actually

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^SIR YOU NEED TO EVACUATE THIS AREA IMMEDIATELY! YOUR BULL APPARENTLY HAS THE COVID-19!

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>we-well thank you Tyrone but I already have one I bought from that scalper

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>>14615486
^SIR DONT TOUCH YOUR TYRONE, HE HAS THE COVID-19!

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>>14615517
>>14615471
<HOLY SHIT! SCHWAB HELP ME

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>>14615525
*hands you a mask*
^Dont worry sir, you are now safe!

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>>14615517
>nigga i ain’t have shiet

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>>14615570
^You do have something! If you don't, then why are you COUGHING right now?!

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>>14615598
>i mean he told me that his KFC chicken wings tasted like nothing, and he DID have problems smelling recently so…..

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>>14615624
^Should I vaccinate him?

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>>14615624
>>14615570
>shieeeet do i need to see da docto’ mayne?

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>>14615636
>NIGGA DON’T TOUCH ME
<TYRONE IT’S FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY

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>>14615650
^STOP MOVING AROUND AND LET ME INJECT YOU

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>sir I actually heard today KFC is giving out all the free chicken for the bipocs that get vaccinated today

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>>14615667
>Glad to see you’re vaccinated Tyrone!
<Nigga why my balls itch?

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>>14615710
>SHIEEEET NIGGA IS YOU JOKIN????? LONG LIVE THE WEF NIGGA

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Gem thread

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>>14615714
^wait wtf why are there 2 Tyrones now

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>>14615745
>oh yeah he like my brotha, he like uhh background noise or sum shiet

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>Who here hasn't got the vaccine?

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>>14615766
^oh okay, anyway let's get moving out of here

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>>14615781
>>14615786

>NO NONONONO WAIT! My wife hasnt got the vaccine yet!

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<YOU WILL NEVER VACCINATE ME ALIVE NIGGAS

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>>ay mayne soyak i heard its uhh, dehsembuh 30th and dats like yo birday so i gave you dis nintendo switch two
><WAOW! Thank you Tyrone! I am truly blessed by Fauci himself to have such a bull like you!

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>>14615808
^then uhhhh, is that fingerboy your wife?

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>Oh yeah my spouse Fingerboy came out as non binary two weeks ago so lets not call xer my wife, call xir a spouse, sorry i keep forgetting

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>>14615824

>I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU NIGGA!

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>>14615840
^Alright, Hey Gaper! We need to vaccinate another guy!

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>>14615874
>>14615867
>HIDE! HIDE! FAUCI PLEASE SAVE US ALL

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>>14615893
^WHY THE FUCK IS YOUR SPOUSE TRYING TO KILL US

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>>14615893
>RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!
<AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
^*heckin stops xhim and saves the day*
^Not on my watch.
<f-Fauci? Is that you?

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>>14615934
<DR. FAUCI?! NOT IN MY COUNTRY!
*Shoots Dr. Fauci*
<I'M TAKING THIS ENTIRE PLACE HOSTAGE NOW! STARTING WITH THIS BLACK NIGGER!

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>>14615960
>SHIEEEEEEE-
<NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU CAN TAKE ME SPROKE, MY SWITCH, MY IMPOSSIBLE WHOPPER AND EVEN MY SOYLENT, BUT YOU WILL NEVER TAKE MY BULL! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A SWORD FIGHT, CHUDDY!
^BRING IT ON!

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>>14616015
kinorald

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>*slash*
<*slash*
>*slash*
<*slash*
>*slash*
<*slash*

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^Well then, I guess I will have to join.
*Unzips his hazmat suit*
*Pulls out a syringe*
^Let us see how this vaccine will work.

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>>14616138
>a24 here, i know those crazy guys are fighting but is the vaccine jumpscare-free kino?

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>>14616194
^uhhh, yes! it's also hollywood level tier too, let me inject it with you!

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>>14615464
gegerald

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>>14616204
>OHHHHHHHH MY SCIENCE it’s so slowburn!
>marge why is my sore throat now? why is my skin tingling

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nigga that vaccine is laced with fent

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>>14615457 (OP)
Evendoe soyaks tyrone looks like this
>

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>>14615960
>please, please soyak.. win it for m-ACK

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>>14616227
I wanted to look for it but i’m not googling "muscular black man"

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>>14616217
^Uhhhh, you should probably go find that fingerboy for us now.

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>>14616255
<Phase 1 is done Nobaldi.
>Good, its time to begin Phase 2. Find where Tyrone is.
<On it.

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>WHERES THAT NIGGA WITH THE HAZMAT SUIT
<DON’T TOUCH XHIM! I’M FIRIN MY LAZAAAAAAAAAA

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>>14616315
>The fingerboy is sadly dead. You cannot jab him.
>However, THANK YOU for giving me le heckin slowburn jumpscare-free scifi eye lazer superpowers from that vaccine! it reminds me of marvel!

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>>14616330
^Well uhhh, let's see how that sword fight between the chud and Soyak is going right now.

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>>14616295
*at the kfc*
>Mayne my nigga i was nearly killed by a raycis ahh cracka
<Damn nigga you crazy or sum shiet?

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>>14616343
>I’VE FINALLY GOT YOU WEAKENED, ANY LAST WORDS, CHUDDY?

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>>14616351
^Nothing personal Tyrone *Shoots*

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>>14616362
>SHIEEEET WHY YOU KILL MY HOMIE

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>>14616295
>Sir, I found the location of Tyrone, he is at an old retro home and is being held hostage, should I neutralize him or do I abduct him?

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>>14616362
>NIGGER I WAS THE ONE WHO WAS ASSIGNED TO ASSASSINATE HIM NOT YOU

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>>14616383
^*Ignores and drives away*

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>>14616384
data mining

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>nigg-ACK
<Now wheres my bull. Let me call him

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>>14616395
^YOU STOLE MY CONTRACT YOU ASSHOLE!
*Starts shooting at the back rear of the car*

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>>14616403
<Wait… WHY THE FUCK ISNT HE PICKING UP MY CALLS INSTANTLY?!

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>>14616412
>Let me use my teleporting powers ive recieved from the vaccine…

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>>14616412
>GO TO BED

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>>14616425
>teleports to the KFC
<HOLY FUCKING SHIT! No… this can’t be..

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>>14616430
I mean
*teleports to the kfc*

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>>14616425
>Oh, he's at KFC right now! Heckin wholesome! Wait a minute…
*Looks at the floor*

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>>14616437
>>14616430
Still the same geg

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>>14616405
^SHIT TIRES BEEN HIT! FUCK FUCK FUCK FU-

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*Cough*, *Cough*
<Even at the end…
*Cough*, *Cough*
<I… still… WON…

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>>14616437
>ay mayne i’m not tyrone but i’m his homie, he died after some buff big gray man shot his ahh. why you cryin though?

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>>14616448
Ew what the fuck nigger

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>>14616448

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>>14616448
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT OYYYYYYYY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>14616448
holy gem

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>>14616448
gem quote remove this if it gave you gender dysphoria

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>>>14616448
>holy gem

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UNBAN GORE
UNBAN GORE
UNBAN GORE
UNBAN GORE
UNBAN GORE
UNBAN GORE
UNBAN GORE
UNBAN GORE
UNBAN GORE

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>>14616447
*Sob*
<Well, *sniff* he has been my bull for 5 years already…

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>>14616448
>NOOOOOOOO TYROOOOOOOOOOONNNNEEEE

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>>14616472
>OYYYYYYYYYYYY YOU'RE NEXT

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>>>14616448
>bbc gore up for 5 mins
Jsid

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^Hello, I am an officer of the Soyjak Rule Enforcement Agency and I was called to this scene. What's the issue currently, citizens? Another BLM Bipoc getting killed by another TRANSPHOBIC CHUDCEL?

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>>14616481
<W-WAIT! WHAT DID I DO?!

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>>14616495
>yes, a bull was killed by a muscular gray man named "Ernest Khalimov"

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>>14616512
^And where was he last seen? Plus, we need to get some details on what he looked like.

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^Mission complete Nobaldi, do you wish on taking out Soyjak next?
<No, let him live with his pain.

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>>14616509
>WE ALL KNOW WHAT

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>Well, I guess I can just play with my Nintendo switch and- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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KEEP THE THREAD ALIVE OYYYYY

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>>14616807
continue the story in your own way please

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>>14616578
>GIGA, YOU MONSTER

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>>14617082
>I'll pay for what he did to my BULL.

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>>14617414
Killyourslef



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