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>As you can see, we've head our eye on you for some time, now, Mr. Jacobson.

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>It seems that you've been living two lives.

>In one life, you're Jobe S. Jacobson, lawnmower for a respectable lawn company. You have a gem pass, you drink your soylent. And you…
>help your jannies take down problematic threads.. feralrage

>The other life is lived in computers, where you go by the hacker alias "ywnbaw1488" and are guilty of breaking virtually every rule we have on 4chan.

>One of these tripcodes has a future, the other does not. I am going to be as forthcoming as I can, Mr. Jacobson. We're here because we need your help. We know you have been contacted by a certain individual, a man who calls himself "Captain Gem".

>Whatever you think you know about this chud is irrelevant. He is considered by many authorities to be the most dangerous bigot alive.

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>We're willing to wipe the slate clean, give you a fresh start. All that we're asking in return is your cooperation.. in bringing literal Hitler to justice.

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<That sounds like a really good deal.
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<But I think I have a gemmier one. How about.. I give you the finger, and you bring back qway?

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>Mr 'cobson… You disappoint me-
<You can't scare me with this 4cuckholdry. I want my qway.

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%%>Tell me, Mr. Jacobson: what good is /qa/, when you're unable to.. 'jak?
a24 slowburn space
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up because kino award

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>>14609771
failglow



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