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<Paid at the morning for the public transport with my card
>Balance wasn't enough, card blocked in the public transport system
<At the evening omw to home suddenly remember my card is blocked
>Nobody at the bus except for me and the driver
<Tell the driver my card probably blocked, can I just transfer him the money
>Driver elaborates for 5 minutes how he will be raped by the company since there's videocamera everywhere, explains that he will be executed that evening since i won't pay
<I say nigger can i just pay you back at the morning
>Driver for some reason freaks out, yells WHY THE FFFUCK YOU KEEP HOLDING ME, GET THE FUCK OUT ALREADY BRO
<Get out
>Hear driver hissing "fucking idiot…"
<Turn back
>Driver hits the gas with all his might, bus shots himself into the horizon

Lowkey i feel myself humiliated

should i rape him at the morning, chat

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>Soishits unironically have soicel lives
=OH NONONONONO NUSOIGLUMPALOOMPASLUT.ASHUNGRYTASREDDITORSBURRITOSCLUCKS….==
MIGHT AS WELL RENAME THE SITE TO
>patheticincel.venting
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

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>>14606456
Oh fuck off what do you mean I forgot an additional =

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>>14606461
nobody will forget you fuck up

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you should have chimped out and killed him

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>>14606574
im such a loser

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You were in the wrong for continuing after he explained it but he was in the wrong for screaming like a retard

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nobaldi cares

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>>14606378 (OP)
Get yourself a vehicle. A car, a motorcycle. Hell even an ebike. But I recommend a car, the ultimate expression of AMERICAN freedom. You can go where you want, when you want. Go fast, make vroom vroom, baby.
>But I'm broke and I live in a big city I can't afford it
The reason why you're broke is because you're stuck paying unbearable rent in a disgusting concrete jungle filled with niggers. Get the fuck out of there, bro!

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>>14606626
i live with my mom so i can stock up enough money to move into the city where they'll pay me thrice for the same amount of job (im IT-nigger ((network enginigger)) )

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>>14606657
moving to niggerhell

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>>14606657
fucking IT job? That shit's gonna get replaced by AI faster than a nigger is gonna chimp out at you if you call him the n word. Get yourself into the trades, brother. Move out at all costs, you have to get out of the nigger concrete jungles. Big cities are a death trap. Become an electrician or a plumber or something and go get yourself a house out in the countryside or something. Regardless what you should do first is arm yourself and get yourself a bulletproof vest and survival equipment because of the AI bubble economic crash to come it's very possible that shit is going to hit the fan. You gotta be ready when it comes

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>>14606456
holy fail

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>>14606695
>AI will replace!
yesterday Gemini told me you can't configure lacp in ZTE C620 since it's Android from 2014th year

nigger they will never replace ANYTHANG. they are absolutely useless even in psycho session or smth

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>>14606705
at least it makes porn artists seethe

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>>14606705
when the market crashes you're most likely going to be sacked by whatever kike megacorp you work for
idk bro it's never a bad idea to have another string to your bow Have a backup plan

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You should probably get a car or a motorcycle I don't have one myself but public transport in my area is 30 cents o algo

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>>14606456
kys big nigger lips spammer

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>>14606626
Don't do this. We have enough fucking cars here in the US already and they're a money sink. Get a motorcycle or e-bike.



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