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Emmanuel 12/29/25 (Mon) 05:14:15 №14603262 [Quote]

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Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 05:15:57 №14603296 [Quote]

Ratio

Chuck 12/29/25 (Mon) 05:16:06 №14603301 [Quote]

marge

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 05:16:19 №14603305 [Quote]

>>14603296
Based and christpileld

Massjak 12/29/25 (Mon) 05:16:30 №14603308 [Quote]

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stop this nonsense

Punkjak 12/29/25 (Mon) 05:17:17 №14603325 [Quote]

we are so fucked

Lee Goldson 12/29/25 (Mon) 05:18:26 №14603349 [Quote]

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>chatgpt?

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 05:18:55 №14603355 [Quote]

Gemmy edit

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 05:19:14 №14603364 [Quote]

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>UNCJAK?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!

Fishjak 12/29/25 (Mon) 05:19:24 №14603366 [Quote]

its over

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 05:19:38 №14603371 [Quote]

>>14603366
>SHIT! GATHER UP YOUR GUNS NOW!

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 05:19:41 №14603372 [Quote]

>>14603364
>uncjak is in jail this is a different robot

Femjak 12/29/25 (Mon) 05:20:00 №14603374 [Quote]

im tired of fighting

Tyrone 12/29/25 (Mon) 05:20:18 №14603380 [Quote]

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>>14603372
<Well, let's try killing it first.

Shotjak 12/29/25 (Mon) 05:21:14 №14603388 [Quote]

<Alright, let me just reload my rifle…
*METAL CRACK*
<What the hell?! Did this thing just snap my rifle in half?!

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 05:21:48 №14603396 [Quote]

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>>14603380
WE ARE THE REAL MONSTERS

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 05:22:08 №14603400 [Quote]

>>14603396
<AND HOW EXACTLY?!

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 05:22:31 №14603404 [Quote]

>>14603396
You idiot that’s the robots!

Raisinskin 12/29/25 (Mon) 05:22:49 №14603407 [Quote]

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>I miss the internet

Slopjak 12/29/25 (Mon) 05:23:11 №14603412 [Quote]

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>>14603404
^But sir! It looks exactly like Uncjak!

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 05:25:08 №14603424 [Quote]

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>>14603262 (OP)
<sap
>I WIN!

Cirrus 12/29/25 (Mon) 05:27:13 №14603438 [Quote]

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>>14603424
alright the day has been saved now everyone go home

Nigger 12/29/25 (Mon) 05:27:39 №14603441 [Quote]

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>>14603424
*Shoots the BLU Spy*

Merchant 12/29/25 (Mon) 05:30:26 №14603467 [Quote]

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>>14603438
<Not yet, glowie.
<EVERYONE!
*stomps on the ground*
<I HAVE A PLAN! WE NEED TO STOP UNCJAK FOR ONCE AND FOR ALL, I HEARD HIS CURRENT WHEREABOUTS IS AT THE SOYSYLUM RIGHT NOW!

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 05:30:56 №14603471 [Quote]

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>>14603441

Goopjak 12/29/25 (Mon) 05:31:55 №14603476 [Quote]

>>14603471
^Uh oh…

Bobson 12/29/25 (Mon) 05:32:35 №14603480 [Quote]

>>14603325
I tried to warn you about faggy attention whore millennials many years ago.

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 05:33:40 №14603494 [Quote]

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this robot is not the real uncjak, the actual uncjak is in jail this one is a falseflag

Hunky Twink Sex Machine 12/29/25 (Mon) 05:34:57 №14603507 [Quote]

>>14603494
<Well, why don't we try to kill the Uncjak in prison right now? But first, we need to try and find which prison he is in right now.

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 05:36:12 №14603517 [Quote]

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>>14603507
you musnt interfere with the original story as doing so could rupture the timeline and kill all soyum as we know it

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 05:37:03 №14603524 [Quote]

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>>14603517
>is that GOD OH MY SCIENCE

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 05:39:42 №14603536 [Quote]

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find the real uncjak and call me, im flying my way to pakistan, i have contacts with the local government and ill plan a nuclear attack on the position you guys find.

Cirrus 12/29/25 (Mon) 05:39:46 №14603537 [Quote]

>>14603507
>he is hiding in a fallout shelter and that could take 82828 years to find

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 05:39:49 №14603538 [Quote]

>>14603517
<I don't care about the Soyim, I only care about the safety of myself.

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 05:40:30 №14603546 [Quote]

>>14603537
<Heh, I could just doxx him then.

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 05:40:40 №14603549 [Quote]

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>im happy and safe in my fallout shelter. Im never leaving and they won’t find me,

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 05:42:15 №14603569 [Quote]

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<Hey CIA glowie, wanna join us in this operation of ours?
>Hmmm, this will result in me being fired and terminated from my agency, but, why not.

Jackob 12/29/25 (Mon) 05:42:31 №14603571 [Quote]

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>>14603569
shit forgot second image

Fatjak 12/29/25 (Mon) 05:44:24 №14603593 [Quote]

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>>14603569
^what are you doing agent

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 05:46:43 №14603621 [Quote]

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>>14603593
>Well… I have decided to defect from my current agency to join another unaffiliated organisation.

Marge 12/29/25 (Mon) 05:49:30 №14603649 [Quote]

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>>14603621
^youre fired nigga

Fingerboy 12/29/25 (Mon) 05:51:32 №14603675 [Quote]

>>14603649
>nigga I don't give a shit

Sidson 12/29/25 (Mon) 05:51:49 №14603677 [Quote]

>>14603675
'gated

Fatjak 12/29/25 (Mon) 05:53:21 №14603695 [Quote]

>>14603675
yes you do get back to work NOW

Nulljak 12/29/25 (Mon) 05:54:40 №14603706 [Quote]

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>nigga… this situation is nuts!!!

Tyrone 12/29/25 (Mon) 05:54:57 №14603708 [Quote]

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>>14603695
>no instead I'm gonna go kill uncjak with this guy now, anyway I'm gonna invite more to people to this operation of his

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 05:55:31 №14603713 [Quote]

>>14603706
<Hey squirreljak, wanna join our operation? There's a lotta NUTS as a reward.

Emmanuel 12/29/25 (Mon) 05:56:36 №14603721 [Quote]

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>>14603708
^how about I just kill you instead

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 05:57:01 №14603725 [Quote]

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GUYS I THINK THE RAPTURE IS HAPPENING!!! GET THE HAZMAT SUITS!!!

Chuck 12/29/25 (Mon) 05:57:42 №14603730 [Quote]

>>14603721
>no how about I memory wipe you instead

Thougher 12/29/25 (Mon) 05:58:19 №14603734 [Quote]

>>14603725
<Yeah, but uhhhh, where's Hazmat Soyak?

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 05:58:41 №14603739 [Quote]

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>>14603734
Oh no… Wait wait wait…

Femjak 12/29/25 (Mon) 05:58:51 №14603741 [Quote]

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>>14603730
YOU BOMBED PEARL HARBOR

Soytan 12/29/25 (Mon) 05:59:22 №14603747 [Quote]

>>14603741
>It was for a good cause.

Thougher 12/29/25 (Mon) 05:59:30 №14603749 [Quote]

This thread is so incomprehensible geg though

Darkiplier 12/29/25 (Mon) 06:00:35 №14603760 [Quote]

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<who needs hazmat suits right now?

Dr. Soystein 12/29/25 (Mon) 06:00:46 №14603764 [Quote]

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>>14603747
>glowniggers bombed Hawaii
>OYYY MU GOODDDD

Jartycuck 12/29/25 (Mon) 06:01:44 №14603777 [Quote]

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>>14603764
>nigga look at you, you're like a mutant

Chok 12/29/25 (Mon) 06:03:14 №14603788 [Quote]

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>>14603777
THAT WASNT NICE FUCK YOU

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 06:04:39 №14603795 [Quote]

>>14603788
>geg do mutantjaks really

Jackob 12/29/25 (Mon) 06:04:49 №14603798 [Quote]

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So, is anything happening so far? The rapture is soon to happen because of the radioactive stuff.

Yurjak 12/29/25 (Mon) 06:06:52 №14603804 [Quote]

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>>14603798
>I don’t see how the real Uncjak being found will save us. That robot had no connection to him

Punkjak 12/29/25 (Mon) 06:07:14 №14603808 [Quote]

>>14603798
<Well, someone might kill someone in here right now.

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 06:08:08 №14603810 [Quote]

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THE RAPTURE WILL HAPPEN IN 1 MINUTE

Bump Jartycuck 12/29/25 (Mon) 06:09:23 №14603818 [Quote]

BUMP

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 06:10:40 №14603834 [Quote]

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^Wait a minute… H-hey! Where's STICKBOY?!

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 06:11:45 №14603841 [Quote]

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>>14603834
Yeah, a better question is, why is everyone floating but us?

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 06:12:24 №14603847 [Quote]

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>>14603841
>Look down.

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 06:12:55 №14603853 [Quote]

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>>14603847
Oh shit it's…

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 06:12:58 №14603854 [Quote]

>>14603810
doctos

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 06:13:30 №14603860 [Quote]

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It's… Not what your thinking…

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 06:13:47 №14603864 [Quote]

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>>14603810
<you look just like me nigga!

Blartjak 12/29/25 (Mon) 06:14:47 №14603870 [Quote]

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>>14603864
Why are you looking mutant-ish than before squirreljak???

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 06:15:03 №14603874 [Quote]

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>>14603860
<Well uh, what is it?

Meximutt 12/29/25 (Mon) 06:16:31 №14603882 [Quote]

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>>14603870
^hola mi amigos

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 06:17:07 №14603889 [Quote]

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>>14603874
The sky is turning way to white right now but… It looks like… Uncjak… Weirdly… Why am I floating?

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 06:18:45 №14603896 [Quote]

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>>14603889

KEEP THE THREAD ALIVE Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 06:18:51 №14603897 [Quote]

Bump

Jager 12/29/25 (Mon) 06:19:33 №14603899 [Quote]

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>>14603896
GUYS I CAN'T SEE IT BUT THE WORLD IS SLOWLY DESTROYING ITSELF WHAT

Nate 12/29/25 (Mon) 06:20:13 №14603900 [Quote]

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>>14603899
^NIGGA HELP

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 06:20:14 №14603901 [Quote]

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>>14603899
>welcome to mars nigga

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 06:21:17 №14603908 [Quote]

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>>14603901

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 06:21:25 №14603909 [Quote]

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>>14603901
^WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU

Schwab 12/29/25 (Mon) 06:23:02 №14603920 [Quote]

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>>14603909
>aliens

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 06:23:26 №14603923 [Quote]

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<where am I nigga

Npestajak 12/29/25 (Mon) 06:24:04 №14603929 [Quote]

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>>14603920
^NIGGA GET AWAY FROM ME

Nate 12/29/25 (Mon) 06:24:44 №14603932 [Quote]

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>>14603923
>the weather here is weird

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 06:26:02 №14603941 [Quote]

>no one has uploaded uncdroid to the booru, do it!

Beastjak 12/29/25 (Mon) 06:27:55 №14603960 [Quote]

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>>14603932
<why are you a barrel

Fishjak 12/29/25 (Mon) 06:29:45 №14603978 [Quote]

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>>14603960
>I can be what I want!

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 06:31:40 №14603988 [Quote]

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>so uhhh, what's this planet about

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 06:32:18 №14603997 [Quote]

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where are our heroes? Where is Uncjak? Find out tommorow

Femjak 12/29/25 (Mon) 06:32:54 №14604003 [Quote]

>>14603997
anyway, do we archive this thread?

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 06:34:10 №14604014 [Quote]

>>14604003
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1229-1532-44/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14603262.html
<plebbit
Already did it yeah go crazy I did add some stuff to the trivia but feel free to change it. This has been fun it just sucks that I have things to do and can’t be up at 2 am geg

Fishjak 12/29/25 (Mon) 06:36:52 №14604041 [Quote]

>>14604014
aryan

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 06:38:09 №14604050 [Quote]

Also whoever drew this edit is talented keep up the good work and upload it to the booru

Femjak 12/29/25 (Mon) 06:51:17 №14604149 [Quote]

>>14603997
Redditunc will come back tomorrow