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uncjak propylon cyborg technology. new microsoft project uncjak propylon cyborg technology microsoft. new microsoft project uncjak propylon cyborg technology microsoft bill gates oldfag unc-microbe. drone glowshield uncoid hologram surveillance project. for new microsoft cybertronic unc fart brain mattter. codex manipulation for reptoid unc neocortex. symbiotic oldfag unc-nanobug infestation cgi negroid israelite cia. new microsoft project uncjak propylon cyborg technology. oldfag data chip dna blood analysis.

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Ratio

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marge

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>>14603296
Based and christpileld

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stop this nonsense

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we are so fucked

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>chatgpt?

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Gemmy edit

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>UNCJAK?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!

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its over

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>>14603366
>SHIT! GATHER UP YOUR GUNS NOW!

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>>14603364
>uncjak is in jail this is a different robot

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doctos im tired of fighting

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>>14603372
<Well, let's try killing it first.

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<Alright, let me just reload my rifle…
*METAL CRACK*
<What the hell?! Did this thing just snap my rifle in half?!

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>>14603380
WE ARE THE REAL MONSTERS

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>>14603396
<AND HOW EXACTLY?!

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>>14603396
You idiot that’s the robots!

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>I miss the internet

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>>14603404
^But sir! It looks exactly like Uncjak!

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>>14603262 (OP)
<sap
>I WIN!

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>>14603424
alright the day has been saved now everyone go home

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>>14603424
*Shoots the BLU Spy*

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>>14603438
<Not yet, glowie.
<EVERYONE!
*stomps on the ground*
<I HAVE A PLAN! WE NEED TO STOP UNCJAK FOR ONCE AND FOR ALL, I HEARD HIS CURRENT WHEREABOUTS IS AT THE SOYSYLUM RIGHT NOW!

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>>14603471
^Uh oh…

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>>14603325
I tried to warn you about faggy attention whore millennials many years ago.

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this robot is not the real uncjak, the actual uncjak is in jail this one is a falseflag

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>>14603494
<Well, why don't we try to kill the Uncjak in prison right now? But first, we need to try and find which prison he is in right now.

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>>14603507
you musnt interfere with the original story as doing so could rupture the timeline and kill all soyum as we know it

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>>14603517
>is that GOD OH MY SCIENCE

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find the real uncjak and call me, im flying my way to pakistan, i have contacts with the local government and ill plan a nuclear attack on the position you guys find.

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>>14603507
>he is hiding in a fallout shelter and that could take 82828 years to find

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>>14603517
<I don't care about the Soyim, I only care about the safety of myself.

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>>14603537
<Heh, I could just doxx him then.

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>im happy and safe in my fallout shelter. Im never leaving and they won’t find me,

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<Hey CIA glowie, wanna join us in this operation of ours?
>Hmmm, this will result in me being fired and terminated from my agency, but, why not.

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>>14603569
shit forgot second image

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>>14603569
^what are you doing agent

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>>14603593
>Well… I have decided to defect from my current agency to join another unaffiliated organisation.

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>>14603621
^youre fired nigga

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>>14603649
>nigga I don't give a shit

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>>14603675
yes you do get back to work NOW

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>nigga… this situation is nuts!!!

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>>14603695
>no instead I'm gonna go kill uncjak with this guy now, anyway I'm gonna invite more to people to this operation of his

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>>14603706
<Hey squirreljak, wanna join our operation? There's a lotta NUTS as a reward.

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>>14603708
^how about I just kill you instead

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GUYS I THINK THE RAPTURE IS HAPPENING!!! GET THE HAZMAT SUITS!!!

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>>14603721
>no how about I memory wipe you instead

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>>14603725
<Yeah, but uhhhh, where's Hazmat Soyak?

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>>14603734
Oh no… Wait wait wait…

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>>14603730
YOU BOMBED PEARL HARBOR

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>>14603741
>It was for a good cause.

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This thread is so incomprehensible geg though

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<who needs hazmat suits right now?

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>>14603747
>glowniggers bombed Hawaii
>OYYY MU GOODDDD

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>>14603764
>nigga look at you, you're like a mutant

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>>14603777
THAT WASNT NICE FUCK YOU

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>>14603788
>geg do mutantjaks really

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So, is anything happening so far? The rapture is soon to happen because of the radioactive stuff.

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>>14603798
>I don’t see how the real Uncjak being found will save us. That robot had no connection to him

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>>14603798
<Well, someone might kill someone in here right now.

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THE RAPTURE WILL HAPPEN IN 1 MINUTE

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BUMP

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^Wait a minute… H-hey! Where's STICKBOY?!

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>>14603834
Yeah, a better question is, why is everyone floating but us?

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>>14603841
>Look down.

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>>14603847
Oh shit it's…

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It's… Not what your thinking…

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>>14603810
<you look just like me nigga!

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>>14603864
Why are you looking mutant-ish than before squirreljak???

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>>14603860
<Well uh, what is it?

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>>14603870
^hola mi amigos

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>>14603874
The sky is turning way to white right now but… It looks like… Uncjak… Weirdly… Why am I floating?

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Bump

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>>14603896
GUYS I CAN'T SEE IT BUT THE WORLD IS SLOWLY DESTROYING ITSELF WHAT

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>>14603899
^NIGGA HELP

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>>14603899
>welcome to mars nigga

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>>14603901
^WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU

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>>14603909
>aliens

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<where am I nigga

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>>14603920
^NIGGA GET AWAY FROM ME

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>>14603923
>the weather here is weird

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>no one has uploaded uncdroid to the booru, do it!

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>>14603932
<why are you a barrel

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>>14603960
>I can be what I want!

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>so uhhh, what's this planet about

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where are our heroes? Where is Uncjak? Find out tommorow

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>>14603997
anyway, do we archive this thread?

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>>14604003
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1229-1532-44/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14603262.html
<plebbit
Already did it yeah go crazy I did add some stuff to the trivia but feel free to change it. This has been fun it just sucks that I have things to do and can’t be up at 2 am geg

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Also whoever drew this edit is talented keep up the good work and upload it to the booru

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>>14603997
Redditunc will come back tomorrow



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