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Bobo 12/29/25 (Mon) 02:45:28 №14602027 [Last 50 Posts][1][2][Quote]

WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY GLASSES AND STUBBLE

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 02:46:07 №14602033 [Quote]

Nas

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 02:46:35 №14602039 [Quote]

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i did

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 02:46:50 №14602043 [Quote]

>>14602039
Gemerald

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 02:47:05 №14602046 [Quote]

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>HEH, no idea…

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 02:47:42 №14602049 [Quote]

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Nulljak 12/29/25 (Mon) 02:48:21 №14602054 [Quote]

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>>14602046
>GIVE IT BACK YOU NIGGER
<H-Hey! Give that back!

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 02:49:04 №14602060 [Quote]

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>>14602054
^I think he took my stuff too..

Shotjak 12/29/25 (Mon) 02:53:08 №14602090 [Quote]

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>>14602060
>me too…

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 02:55:36 №14602106 [Quote]

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>>14602039
Can wi kis

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 02:55:39 №14602107 [Quote]

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^Beep, beep! You will not have your glasses and stubble back unless you are authorised to.

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 02:55:46 №14602110 [Quote]

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<Nigga I STOLEZ THEM

Gigafly 12/29/25 (Mon) 02:56:40 №14602114 [Quote]

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>>14602107
>maybe if we all jump him together we can get our stuff back

Fartycuck 12/29/25 (Mon) 02:57:21 №14602120 [Quote]

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>>14602027 (OP)
>Niggas i lost mine too

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 02:57:42 №14602125 [Quote]

>>14602110
Fucking RODENT

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 02:58:25 №14602131 [Quote]

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>>14602114
>>14602114
^I am a machine, and I was authorized to do this. I do not possess your glasses and stubble, I am only authorized to warn you.

Brojak 12/29/25 (Mon) 02:58:51 №14602133 [Quote]

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>>14602131
>Who sent you?

Slopjak 12/29/25 (Mon) 02:59:53 №14602144 [Quote]

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>>14602133
>((Them)) for sure

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:00:00 №14602145 [Quote]

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>>14602133
^That is critical information, and I am not authorized to share that information unless you are a Soysylum official.

Pepe 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:01:21 №14602155 [Quote]

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Dr. Soystein 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:01:32 №14602159 [Quote]

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>>14602145
>Shit… times like this make me wish Soyberg was still around.
The 'sylum went to hell ever since he died.

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:01:47 №14602163 [Quote]

>>14602159
formatting fail

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:02:44 №14602173 [Quote]

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>>14602155
^Oh no.

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:03:20 №14602177 [Quote]

>>14602155
OH SHIT EVERYBODY RUN

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:04:35 №14602188 [Quote]

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Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:04:39 №14602190 [Quote]

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>RECON SQUAD, INTERCEPT AND NEUTRALIZE THE ANOMALY!

ElPerro 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:05:11 №14602195 [Quote]

ITS TO LATE

Npestajak 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:07:07 №14602217 [Quote]

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>>14602190
>Gnagnagnaganagnagnaga !!!!!!!!!!

Squirreljak 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:07:42 №14602222 [Quote]

>>14602217
>SHOOT THAT THING!

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:09:02 №14602229 [Quote]

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Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:10:14 №14602236 [Quote]

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<I'm so scared right now someone help

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:12:20 №14602258 [Quote]

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>>14602236
>I will save yuo bald man with glasses

Fishjak 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:12:22 №14602261 [Quote]

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>>14602236
everything is going to be ok

Smugjak 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:13:08 №14602265 [Quote]

>>14602261
<OH GOD NO SOMEONE HELP ME FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:13:38 №14602272 [Quote]

>>14602265
you are going to be fine

Femjak 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:14:12 №14602276 [Quote]

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>>>14602265
>you are going to be fine

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:14:33 №14602281 [Quote]

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Punkjak 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:14:56 №14602285 [Quote]

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>>>14602276 (You)

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:15:16 №14602288 [Quote]

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>>14602285
stay dead this time

Fartycuck 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:15:32 №14602294 [Quote]

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^HEY GHOST FUCKS, EAT SHIT!

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:16:12 №14602301 [Quote]

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>>14602294
-WAR, PERHAPS?-

Chuck 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:16:58 №14602311 [Quote]

>>14602301
^Hell yeah, now fuck you!

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:18:03 №14602318 [Quote]

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>>14602311
*Burns your skin off*

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:18:06 №14602321 [Quote]

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>>14602294
WIDI)WDQWDIQ#@@##

Colorjak 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:19:04 №14602331 [Quote]

>>14602318
AGGGGHHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT AUGGGGHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>14602321
HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THAT AUGHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:20:11 №14602338 [Quote]

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>>14602331
wfe2@#@!3

Slopjak 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:20:13 №14602339 [Quote]

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>>14602331
enjoy it with Alicia down there.

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:21:49 №14602355 [Quote]

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>>14602339
>am I next?

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:22:05 №14602357 [Quote]

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THEY ARE EVERYOUERE

Glibblezorpson 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:22:59 №14602371 [Quote]

nusois forgot how to quote

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:23:35 №14602380 [Quote]

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>>14602357
cover this up now

Chuck 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:23:39 №14602382 [Quote]

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>>14602338
>DOCTOSSSSSS WE HAVE SOMETHING

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:23:50 №14602386 [Quote]

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>I've been dispatched to this area.. Nothing seems wrong..

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:24:20 №14602393 [Quote]

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>>14602382
>KDWJM{123Gbbbb

Schwab 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:24:29 №14602395 [Quote]

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>>14602386
|×{|✓•✓•=•=•=•=|

Nathaniel 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:25:16 №14602407 [Quote]

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>>14602395
>OYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! WHERE THE FUCK IS SOYSTEIN?

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:25:27 №14602412 [Quote]

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>>14602395
}}}\\\\'Fg/g

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:26:05 №14602424 [Quote]

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>>14602380
> Allahmdulilah

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:26:08 №14602426 [Quote]

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GET THIS SHIT UNDER CONTROL I WANNA SLEEP TONIGHT

Dubbbzjak 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:26:29 №14602432 [Quote]

>>14602407
… - -. … - . .. -. / .. … / . - -. . .-.-.

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:27:24 №14602441 [Quote]

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>>14602432
cease

Schwab 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:27:27 №14602444 [Quote]

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>SCP 1488 ENTITIES ESCAPE THEIR CONFINEMENT

>THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:28:09 №14602447 [Quote]

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CEASE

Nulljak 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:28:10 №14602448 [Quote]

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>>14602412
. …. .- - / .- .-. . / -. - ..- .. / . …. - / .- .-. . / -. - ..- .-.-.–

Thougher 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:28:19 №14602450 [Quote]

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^SOMEONE MAKE A CALL TO THE UN NOWWW

Chugsjak 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:29:12 №14602457 [Quote]

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>>14602450
- …. . -. / . - -. .–. - / -.. - / .- -. -. - …. .. -. . .-.-.—

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:29:32 №14602461 [Quote]

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>>14602450
> UN is an occupied men

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:30:28 №14602471 [Quote]

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>>14602448
fFF']243

Marge 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:31:23 №14602480 [Quote]

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<Alright, obsessed faggots, which one of you stole my BURGER?

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:31:58 №14602489 [Quote]

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>>14602480
>we are saved!

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:32:51 №14602501 [Quote]

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^The United Nation Peacekeepers have arrived.

Nophono 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:32:55 №14602505 [Quote]

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>>14602480
FDPL{SA///8888

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:33:32 №14602513 [Quote]

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>>14602480
> KEEEEK mutt can’t even keep his goyslop safe

Poopson 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:34:01 №14602518 [Quote]

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>>14602505
IM COMING, FAGGOT

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:35:42 №14602529 [Quote]

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>>>14602480
>FDPL{SA///8888

Hornyson 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:35:46 №14602530 [Quote]

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>>14602518
daSSSSSSS0fsdi–123####
>TRANSLATING
wake up

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:35:47 №14602531 [Quote]

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>>14602501
>OH NO A TURK, KILL HIM

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:37:56 №14602546 [Quote]

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>>14602530
<DIE SPOOKY GHOST!

Wojak 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:38:56 №14602551 [Quote]

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>>14602546
><DIE SPOOKY GH-3+3+3+4+_+_+_77__77_7_+4+4+4+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_(_(_8_94947474⅞37737373747_

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:39:54 №14602558 [Quote]

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tactical nuke ready for deployment

Coinjak 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:40:26 №14602562 [Quote]

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>>14602558
>OH NO…

Chudbob 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:40:33 №14602563 [Quote]

>>14602558
Do not deploy the nuke yet, deploy in vehicles first.

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:41:55 №14602576 [Quote]

>>14602563
there is no time there’s only one way to stop this and end this story

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:41:58 №14602577 [Quote]

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>>14602546
>It’s not a ghost you racist bigot

>Xe is my bvll

Hornyson 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:43:02 №14602580 [Quote]

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2 Military Vehicles have been deployed to the area.

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:43:10 №14602581 [Quote]

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>>14602546
>>It’s not a ghost you racist bigot
>
>>Xe is m-28383737474⅞$($+-_-"7$+$-_6_+$+$-_7_($+_+_8_+_

Npestajak 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:43:47 №14602589 [Quote]

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>>14602580
*Destroys one vehicle and hides in the servers*

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:44:26 №14602595 [Quote]

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Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:44:40 №14602597 [Quote]

>>14602589
>SHIT! THAT THING DESTROYED ONE OF OUR VEHICLES, NOW WE CANT DETECT IT!

Mexiaryan 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:45:57 №14602608 [Quote]

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>>14602597
>GUYS GUYS! I HEAR A NOISE IN THE SERVER ROOM I THINK ITS WHERE IT'S AT!

Hunky Twink Sex Machine 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:46:09 №14602610 [Quote]

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>WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY GLASSES AND STUBBLE

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:46:41 №14602616 [Quote]

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>>14602595
>FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKkkkkk….

Goopjak 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:46:48 №14602617 [Quote]

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>>14602610

>>WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY GL-282837474+_+_;_+_+4;_-_64+_+_+_+_+_+

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:47:00 №14602621 [Quote]

>>14602608
<Uhhh, you, Agent-Glowie-1488, investigate this server for me.

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:47:20 №14602630 [Quote]

>>14602617
doctos

doctos

Dr. Soyberg 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:47:41 №14602632 [Quote]

>>14602617
<Is it… Dead?…

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:47:49 №14602635 [Quote]

>>14602621
*Destroys one server*

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:48:35 №14602648 [Quote]

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>um what just happened

Cado 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:49:28 №14602665 [Quote]

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>>14602648
You killed millions

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:49:58 №14602674 [Quote]

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>>14602648
he's BACK

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:49:58 №14602675 [Quote]

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*Meanwhile in Quotes Office…*

Sir, I have reports of an anomaly roaming our country.

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:50:09 №14602679 [Quote]

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>>14602665
>whatever cord troon, i'm going home.

Unknown 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:51:23 №14602694 [Quote]

>>14602684
<Oh no you don't!

*Pulls him back here*

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:52:02 №14602700 [Quote]

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>>14602684
BUT WAITTT THERES STILL ANOTHER ANAMOLIY LURKING

Shotjak 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:53:16 №14602708 [Quote]

Uncjak was sentenced to 1488 years in prison, however the anomaly, still lurks

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:53:41 №14602711 [Quote]

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>>14602708
BUT WAIT WE CAN STILL CATCH IT!!!

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:54:07 №14602717 [Quote]

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>>14602675
>Yeah, uhhhh, I have no idea what you're talking about.

Glowie 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:54:23 №14602721 [Quote]

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>>14602711
<no you cannot nigga!

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:54:47 №14602728 [Quote]

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>>14602717
JUST CHECK THE SERVER ROOM

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:55:02 №14602730 [Quote]

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>>14602721
*Grabs and picks up Squirreljak*
^Nigga we CAN!

Emmanuel 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:55:07 №14602733 [Quote]

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>>14602728
IT'S JUST REAL QUICK I PROMISE

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:56:19 №14602744 [Quote]

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>>14602728
^Alright then.
*Walks into the server room*
>Huh, no signs of hostile activity in here- ACKKKKKKKKK

ElPerro 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:56:57 №14602750 [Quote]

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*turns on the flashlight* and… Wait…

Spadeson 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:57:05 №14602752 [Quote]

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>>14602730
<oyyyyyyyyyy you're OBSESSED, mayne put me down!

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:58:05 №14602757 [Quote]

>>14602752
^NIGGA LOOK IN THAT ROOM, YOU SEE HOW DANGEROUS THAT SHIT LOOKS? IF YOU'RE GONNA SAY SHIT ABOUT US NOT BEING ABLE TO CONTAIN, THEN WHY NOT USE YOU AS BAIT THEN?!

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:58:18 №14602759 [Quote]

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>>14602750
>i heard there are arabs down there

Darkiplier 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:58:42 №14602765 [Quote]

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>>14602759
EVERYONE GET OUT!!!

Chugsjak 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:58:45 №14602766 [Quote]

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>>14602750
^WHAT THE HELL IS THAT- ACKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!
*Corpse drops to the ground*

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 03:59:44 №14602773 [Quote]

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>>14602757
<im gettin out of here mayne

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 04:00:54 №14602780 [Quote]

THERE IS ONLY 10 MINUTES LEFT UNTIL THE BOMBS HIT THE GROUND.

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 04:01:04 №14602781 [Quote]

*ENTIRETY OF THE PLACE IS DESTROYED*

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 04:01:49 №14602783 [Quote]

>I cover wars yknow

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 04:02:04 №14602786 [Quote]

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ugh… W-what???

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 04:02:24 №14602789 [Quote]

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>from the nuclear wasteland I emerge to reak havoc on what vestiges of civilization still remain post-ghost war

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 04:03:06 №14602792 [Quote]

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>where is everyone?

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 04:03:24 №14602795 [Quote]

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>>14602789
What are you!? DOWNDOOTED!!!

Dr. Soystein 12/29/25 (Mon) 04:04:48 №14602810 [Quote]

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>Where is my flask?

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 04:04:53 №14602811 [Quote]

>>14602795
>*steals your lungs*

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 04:05:32 №14602821 [Quote]

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WHERE IS THE ARMY…

Plier 12/29/25 (Mon) 04:05:50 №14602826 [Quote]

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>>14602810
>WHERE IS MY FLAAASK
>WHY IS IT ALL RUBBLE

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 04:06:07 №14602830 [Quote]

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>>14602821
<It's the only 2 of us left, the rest of the army is dead.

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 04:06:49 №14602837 [Quote]

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>>14602821
>they all fucking died in the nuclear holocaust, your lungs are probably shit so I'm taking your fatty tissue instead

Nate 12/29/25 (Mon) 04:06:51 №14602839 [Quote]

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>>14602830
^Your probably gonna need a hazmat suit..

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 04:06:51 №14602840 [Quote]

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<MY NUTS MAYNEEEE

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 04:07:18 №14602847 [Quote]

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>>14602830
Oh shit… I heard there's… Something..

Henry 12/29/25 (Mon) 04:07:39 №14602853 [Quote]

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>>14602839
GIVE ME ONE BEFORE THE RADIATION KILLS ME

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 04:08:13 №14602865 [Quote]

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>>14602853
^Here.
hands le epic suit

Sidson 12/29/25 (Mon) 04:08:18 №14602867 [Quote]

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>im safe inside my fallout shelter with my family

Plier 12/29/25 (Mon) 04:08:40 №14602876 [Quote]

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>>14602865
*Wears it*

Bapepe 12/29/25 (Mon) 04:08:59 №14602878 [Quote]

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*Quotes face flashes on a massive screen*

>Greetings, citizen of the Sharty, I am sad to say that our country is doomed. Termination of connection.

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 04:09:24 №14602882 [Quote]

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~~>>1460286~~
MY EYE I HAVE ONE OYYYYYYY

Yurjak 12/29/25 (Mon) 04:09:33 №14602883 [Quote]

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>ok bitches I have gathered enough organ sacrifices to unleash a lightning storm on your asses, enjoy getting soaked by radioactive acid rain bitch

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 04:09:56 №14602889 [Quote]

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eugaheufdhas;g/v… UGBNSDGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGUAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH34GQMV

Lennonjak 12/29/25 (Mon) 04:10:05 №14602891 [Quote]

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>>14602878
Oh no… IM EXPERIENCING SOYSPHERE HISTORY…

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 04:10:59 №14602900 [Quote]

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>niggah wat?

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 04:11:18 №14602903 [Quote]

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>>14602889
>fellow mutant join my cause of fucking over post-nuke communities for no reasons its very fun

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 04:11:56 №14602908 [Quote]

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>>14602903
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEFBGP4SINOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVRI MO

Applejak 12/29/25 (Mon) 04:12:34 №14602912 [Quote]

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>>14602903
>HOLY SHIT, we have created a new race of nigger

Nate 12/29/25 (Mon) 04:13:15 №14602920 [Quote]

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>WHY AM I A PENCIL

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 04:13:24 №14602923 [Quote]

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EVERYBODY GET A HAZMAT SUIT

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 04:13:57 №14602927 [Quote]

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>RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

Ishish 12/29/25 (Mon) 04:14:44 №14602931 [Quote]

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<IM BACK

Npestajak 12/29/25 (Mon) 04:15:08 №14602933 [Quote]

*proceeds to destroy the earth expect for the squirrel, the army and the hazmat people (including redditunc)*

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 04:15:21 №14602936 [Quote]

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^DAMN NIGGA MAYBE THIS RADIATION SHIT ISNT BAD AFTER ALL

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 04:15:53 №14602943 [Quote]

>>14602931
>Wait… STICKBOY?!

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 04:16:27 №14602948 [Quote]

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>>14602933
<WHAT? NOOO?

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 04:16:28 №14602949 [Quote]

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>>14602931
Too late the world exploded, but here's a hazmat suit

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 04:16:31 №14602950 [Quote]

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Vmmnmm nmMMNN MMMNNNNMMM MMNM MMNNMMMMNN

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 04:17:20 №14602953 [Quote]

im going to stop here, but will archive it for maybe some other time to pick up off of, this one made me laugh

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 04:17:50 №14602960 [Quote]

>>14602953
alright, uhhh the next part is probably coming tomorrow or later

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 04:18:31 №14602968 [Quote]

someone put this in the death of uncjak adventure thread section on the 'ki

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 04:18:41 №14602970 [Quote]

>>14602960
It should be the final part where they fight the final boss
>>14602953
Try to put it on the 'ki page

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 04:18:55 №14602972 [Quote]

>>14602970
By 'ki page I mean uncjak's 'ki page

Fishjak 12/29/25 (Mon) 04:19:08 №14602974 [Quote]

>>14602970
the death of uncjak 'ki page specifically

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 04:19:47 №14602981 [Quote]

https://megalodon.jp/2025-1229-1318-32/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14602027.html

Poopson 12/29/25 (Mon) 04:20:46 №14602990 [Quote]

>>14602981
okay I'm gonna try and update the 'ki

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 04:20:55 №14602991 [Quote]

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>>14602912
>!!I LOVE LEAN!!

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 04:22:18 №14602998 [Quote]

>>14602990
thanks

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 04:28:08 №14603038 [Quote]

>>14602998
okay I updated it

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 04:28:43 №14603041 [Quote]

>>14603038
Thank you.

Etan 12/29/25 (Mon) 04:33:16 №14603071 [Quote]

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>>>14602821
><It's the only 2 of us left, the rest of the army is dead.
^not if i can help it

Baby 12/29/25 (Mon) 04:38:06 №14603091 [Quote]

One of the Gemmiest non-'ox threads this year award

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 05:09:23 №14603226 [Quote]

>>14603091
>>14603091

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 05:09:34 №14603230 [Quote]

>>14603226
trvke

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