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Hello everybody, my name is Cliff. I live in London, England and my grandson recommended me this site for "dating" purposes. I would really love it if someone could help me out in figuring out how this website works. Good day to everybody. (It gives an error code stating that I must upload an image, so I just uploaded the first one in my gallery, I hope it is sufficient.)

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>>14591561 (OP)
first and important rule is use an arrow

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Im trying to get the hang of things right now, but it sure is hard 🙂. These new websites are so hard to navigate.

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>>14591568
-> like this?

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hi grandpa, the first thing you need to do on this website is that you need to try checking out the boards on this website and see which one fits you the most

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>>14591580
How can I do that?

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>>14591577
oh no no no grandpa, you need to use it like this!
heres an example:
>hello

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>>14591582
>Oh thank you! 😊

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>>14591581
check on the top of the screen and click on any one of them, there should be words that you need to click on or something

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>>14591588
>Thanks for the help, I will skim through them.

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>>14591587
now more importantly, you use these arrows to quote someone elses message

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>>14591597
So I should only use them when I am quoting someone? I though those 8 numbers at the top already did that, tahta what my grandson told me.

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>>14591605
'That's" is what I meant to say, gosh this parkinson's is really tiring.

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Bait everybaldi will fall for

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>>14591605
oh grandpa, those numbers at the top is used whenever you need to reply to someone and you need to click on them to reply to that message

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>>14591619
shhh, this is entertaining, plus, what if this is an actual grandpa on the sharty?

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Go to >>>/pol/ gramps, maybe this board would unlock your nostalgia back in your days

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>>14591645
yeah but like lets try making gramps make OC for the sharty

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>>14591620
Yeah, my grandson told me that. Now I skimmed through some of these "board"s and the "qa" one seems interesting, i think that's the dating page my grandson told me about, since you can apparently post about anything in that board, but I do not know.

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>>14591651
Alright, gramps, just take a deep breath and just try to see if it is, okay?

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>>14591645
Haha, thanks for the suggestion but that board is just filled with things I already know.

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>>14591667
you need to email me
mixawaimon331@gmail.com

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>>14591666
Okay, son. Thanks for the help.

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>>14591561 (OP)
Nigger, you're not tricking anyone

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>>14591671
GRANDPA DO NOT FALL FOR IT ITS A SCAM

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>>14591674
except for me, but, this is already entertaining for me

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>>14591672
don't listen to him grandpa, if his number ends with 666 it means he's the devil and he's trying to sway you or something

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Gosh that board is disgusting, why does this website even have that? I think my grandson is playing tricks on me again, he'll see once he gets back home.

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>>14591683
even though I'm not the devil and that was just an accidental GET, alright?

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>>14591686
aryan grandpa

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>>14591687
What is a "get"?

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>>>14591683
>even though I'm not the devil and that was just an accidental GET, alright?

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>>14591700
A GET is a post that features an uncommon pattern of repeating digits in its ID

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>>14591709
The "ID" is the "No." Thing, I presume?

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>>14591720
yes I guess

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>>14591647
What does "OC" and "sharty" mean?

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>>14591782
alright uhhh grandpa,

OC in our terms stand for "Original content" which means content made by you.

And Sharty is a shortened term for our website, soyjak.party

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>>14591799
So would my comments be considered "OC"? they were made by me, after all.

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>>14591809
no, I meant like in a artwork type of OC

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Dont talk to your friends about this place, we hate xitters and 4cucks (normies) here. It's a place we can be ourselves, ruthless and cruel punishing everybody who thinks they can use soyjaks

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>>14591832
I support normalGODS doe
xitter and 4cuck users are all weird pedophiles that need to die. I fucking hate weirdtrannies.

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Is this site not for dating? I really do think that my grandson tricked me again, that rascal…

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>>14591862
I'll be your girlfriend

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>>14591862
Get the fuck out old fuck this site is for 35+-45 only old faggot fuck you die

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>>14591868
What's your name, sweetheart?

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>>14591872
That's not very nice now, is it? That is no way to speak to your elders, young man!

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>>14591873
My name is Mix Awaimon

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>>14591873
phoebe :3

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>>14591862
hi I'm a transgirl named zoey, I'm looking for an older boyfriend, how could you tell?

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grandpa dont trust these people trying to catfish you, instead draw funny bald men with glasses and stubble and show it to us please

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>>14591876
If you want to know more about this site, check out the soyjak wiki.
https://soyjakwiki.org/

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>>14591901
what if we actually get a real soygrandpa browsing on the sharty

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>>14591905
there was this 80 something year old namefag that used to be active on 4cuck /bant/, albeit xe is a pedophile and wouldn't be allowed here

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>>14591916
alright, maybe this grandpa we have here could be an aryanGOD

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>>14591905
there are some grandpas on this site doe
https://soyjakwiki.org/Swedeking

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>>14591901
I looked into it for a second, it seems like this website is not about dating at all? Michael tricked me again, he will see once he gets back home.

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>>14591888
What is a "trans"?

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>>14591939
he left after some obsessed faggot doxed him and 4chan came back

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>>14591973
I was born the wrong gender then realized I was a girl later on

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>>14591980
That sounds like the faggiest thing I have ever heard.

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>>14591984
does that mean you wanna be my bf?

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>>14591987
Back in my days, we would be hanging you for that kind of talk…

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>>14591997
meds, unless you were born in 1900 then the most fags got was beaten, raped, and given wedgies

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>>14592001
I was born in '22, son.

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>>14592011
yeah no that was right around the time they stopped lynching faggots, you grew up moreso in the "faggots get curb stomped" era

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Well I'll be going, then. This website was definitely not what I was looking for, but it was still entertaining.

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grandpaGOD please keep posting more on this website, you're actually fun to be around

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>>14592050
don't be too harsh on michael

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god tier bait

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>>14592061
even though this is probably an aryan grandpaGOD

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>>14592050
see you soon grandpa, it was fun talking to you

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kys nigger you will never be white faggot nigger kike jew kike jew faggot nigger keeeek nigger spic latinx faggot

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>>14592064
doubtful, I don't think anyone born over 100 years ago could go all the way up to now without having any idea of what a tranny is

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>>14592074
@grandpa humble this fag

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>my grandson recommended me this site for dating
GEEEEEEE NUCELS ARE GOONBLUDS JUST END IT INCELS

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>>14592097
even though grandpaGODS won

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>>14592111
>grandpaGODS
ROTFL INCELS ARE 6875893753498758943753 OLD LIKE DA HOLOCOOST JOOS IT MIGHT ACTUALLY BE OVER FOR INCELS GEG!



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