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I'm currently with my little caca brother. Want to ask him something?
He likes skibidi toilet, 67, tung tung tung sahur, mewing and robbielocks.

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I remember looksmaxxing being a niche thing in 2018, it's crazy how it became mainstream.

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CHECK THE WINDOW

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>>14583063
HOLY SHIT WHAT DO I DO

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>>14583063
There is no one. Take your meds

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ask him if he knows ongezelgelzlegzgiezglegig is tranny brimstone from cacahell

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Ask him if he likes normal food or sweets more. By normal food I don't mean goyslop

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>>14583086
He agreed.

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>>14583082
GET THE GUN

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>>14583109
zartycucks… your response?

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Put him on the sharty

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>>14583107
Who doesn't like candy? He isn't a fan of goyslop because it makes his tummy hurt.

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Ask him how's school going?

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>>14583109
Early aryan introduction:

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Tell him what is between 6 and 7 (thrembo)

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>>14583123
Ask him if Cobson WABAG or something

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>>14583109
common caca W

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>>14583123
ask him what does he think of quote

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>>14583128
He doesn't like school. Teachers are mean but he has many friends.

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>>14583139
I forgot I shouldn't say 67 near him

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>>14583164
ANSWER MY QUESTIONS im trans btw

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>>14583164
>67 comes between 6 and 7

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>>14583164
ask xim what he thinks of classic ianjak

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>>14583144
I should introduce him to the sharty more. He has laughed at soyjaks once when we were browsing together while he was sitting on my lap. But the spam of EPI and porn has reduced that. Don't want to show him what a 'slot is yet.

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>>14583164
Call him your little buddy

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>>14583148
He hates Quote. He agrees that he is a poopy head.

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>>14583187
very wise, just show him funny jaks, better yet, let him forget his site, dont want cacas joining too early and stunting their development

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>>14583185
He made his decision.

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>>14583207
>Quote is a poopy head

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I leik kandi wantie

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>>14583224
and what does he think of ianjak variants?
gems or coalerinos?

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>>14583247
Ask him about TTD.

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>>14583247
you VILL NOT steal your older brother's phone

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>>14583251
He made his decision after some thinking.

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>>14583272
Put him on the Sharty.

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>>14583272
geg, fair enough, if he wants i vvil make a soyjak of any poopyhead he doesn't like

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Ask him if he's a diddyblud or a sigma

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>>14583259
He is too busy playing roblox.

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>>14583295
DOCTOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS 'BLOX

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>>14583291
He said something I don't understand.

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>>14583295
When you talk to him in the future call him "your little buddy"

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what does he think about gigas

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>>14583305
I survey what he plays on 'blox. I don't agree with him playing that.

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>>14583328
Dont ever let him get a 'Cord till he is like 18.

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>>14583315
He is literally too concentrated playing this maze RPG game on 'blox.

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>>14583309
Nophono Italian Brainrot reference, I forgot how to find the original videos so 'ere's a phonk mix GEG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7C1g028A0DA&list=RD7C1g028A0DA&start_radio=1

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>>14583343
DOLL VVON

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>>14583343
the aryan beast has been alerted

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>>14583320
He says Gigachad is 67 but a crybaby.
And I decided to bait him after he died to a skeleton.

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>>14583343
you VILL wait until he finishes and then ask him the questions

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>>14583358
Ask if cobson is a gem?

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>>14583365
he did already
>>14583187

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>>14583358
>baiting cacas to make them resistant in the future

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>>14583358
what does he think of this woahjack??
babybabybabybabybabybaby o algo

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>>14583373
I KNEEL CACAGOD

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Ask him if he likes Oreos.

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>>14583388
>88 dubs
He says it should be renamed to lazyjak.

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>>14583410
>se o laiska

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>>14583401
He said he does. Prefers to dip them in milk. He hates soymilk also

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>>14583410
genuinely put him on the site

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>>14583410
this just isn't trve, look at xim dance

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Ask him what his favorite movies + songs are (also put him on whatever music (You) like as long as it's good)

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>>14583410
Ask if frog is coal

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put him on gem cobbity and share reaction

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does he like care bears

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marge

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>does he like care bears

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>>14583437
>>14583432
>>14583427
He is too busy rn. I'm going to play on my switch now. Thank you teens for your questions.

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>>14583458
kys big nigger lips spammer

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>>14583464
no problem, take good care of xim
wholesomeheart

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>>14583464
YOU DIDN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION

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Maybe nucacas aren't coal after all

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>>14583464
I won! Okay he is free to ask more questions.

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>>14583672
if he likes oreos, you should ask him if he likes miss circle too!

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>>14583692
I showed the picture. He said it's looks too girly and it's disgusting.

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>>14583672
put him on here geg

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>>14583704
Holy Aryan.

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>>14583717
He doesn't know how to write good. And he isn't interested. Probably because it lacks stimulation. Post some skibiti toilet, 67 or some tung tung tung sahur.

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>>14583732
show him this.

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cacas won

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>>14583343
what esl word did he say at 00:05 marge???

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>>14583037 (OP)
>>14583063
dont worry guys, chudjak hanged xer

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>>14583771
>>14583754
He said he prefers funka or phonk. Also it's his bedtime so he is going to sleep now. And I'm going out.

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>>14583774
hes saying that hes pissing him off

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>>14583793
in what language doe though

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>>14583796
Binnish

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>>14583791
ima add this to happenings

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Thank you 'teens. My little buddy is going to bed.

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>>14583830
>little buddy
hi doll

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>>14583830
wholesome!

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r*bl*x mentioned get reported fuggen 'blox lovely cacas

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>>14583881
Next time he won't be. I'll make sure to change that.

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'chive

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>>14583960
archive on archive today too

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>>14583952
>>14583960
>>14583972
Put it on happening.



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