it seems impossible to make a genuinely good nuvariant these days, everything that is good was already drawn or outclassed by a better one. the latest good one is meximutt or mulletjak, but those strays very far off from being like an original soyjak (soya

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Nuvariants Massjak 12/27/25 (Sat) 09:33:36 №14578765 [Quote]

it seems impossible to make a genuinely good nuvariant these days, everything that is good was already drawn or outclassed by a better one. the latest good one is meximutt or mulletjak, but those strays very far off from being like an original soyjak (soyak, feral, gape, markiplier) so they will never be like one. are we every going to get a new soyjak that is so widely used, versatile, and drawn well like the classic jaks?

Chud 12/27/25 (Sat) 09:34:09 №14578767 [Quote]

>>14578765 (OP)
i have never ever drawn a nuvariant

Chud 12/27/25 (Sat) 09:34:27 №14578768 [Quote]

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Doctos 12/27/25 (Sat) 09:34:28 №14578769 [Quote]

uncjak:

Chud 12/27/25 (Sat) 09:34:47 №14578770 [Quote]

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Chud 12/27/25 (Sat) 09:36:29 №14578772 [Quote]

>>14578768
this doesn't work because you can easily edit other jaks into conveying the same exact thing

Brojak 12/27/25 (Sat) 09:36:36 №14578773 [Quote]

>>14578765 (OP)
tony soprano

Chud 12/27/25 (Sat) 09:37:22 №14578776 [Quote]

fat meximutt is funny as fuck I bully my brothers fat brazilian friend with it by airdropping him them geg

Chud 12/27/25 (Sat) 09:37:49 №14578779 [Quote]

also its because most nuvariants are forced af

Minion 12/27/25 (Sat) 09:38:37 №14578783 [Quote]

>>14578772
i know its ass i just felt like posting it because this is the thrembillionth thread talking about no nuvariants working

Parrotjak 12/27/25 (Sat) 09:40:08 №14578787 [Quote]

>>14578769
brimcoal

Soytan 12/27/25 (Sat) 09:41:03 №14578788 [Quote]

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cuckjak will be successful as dictated in the soynomicon

Chud 12/27/25 (Sat) 09:44:03 №14578793 [Quote]

PPP

Parrotjak 12/27/25 (Sat) 09:44:46 №14578796 [Quote]

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Keggyjak though

Chud 12/27/25 (Sat) 09:46:17 №14578803 [Quote]

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>>14578765 (OP)
is my nuvariant good

Wewjak 12/27/25 (Sat) 09:48:10 №14578812 [Quote]

>>14578803
it's not very versatile and PPP already exists so why use this

Chud 12/27/25 (Sat) 09:48:11 №14578813 [Quote]

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Cuckson will be a gem

Chud 12/27/25 (Sat) 09:50:35 №14578822 [Quote]

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>>14578812
it's moderately versatile and yea you have a point but nobody uses ppp anymore
<listed are some shitty edits that I am NOT implying I look like…

Chud 12/27/25 (Sat) 09:54:33 №14578840 [Quote]

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the future of soy is bald

Lawrence 12/27/25 (Sat) 09:59:37 №14578874 [Quote]

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>>14578765 (OP)
jak this

Dr. Fauci 12/27/25 (Sat) 10:01:00 №14578885 [Quote]

syndromejak was gemmy before xitter ran way with it
mulletjak everyone says is a gemerald but no one actually posts it geg

Chud 12/27/25 (Sat) 10:01:28 №14578888 [Quote]

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>syndromejak was gemmy before xitter ran way with it
>mulletjak everyone says is a gemerald but no one actually posts it geg

David 12/27/25 (Sat) 10:02:22 №14578894 [Quote]

>>14578885
Mulletjak had everything that rationally makes a "good soyjak" but it just didn't have any soul injected into it

Chud 12/27/25 (Sat) 10:03:14 №14578902 [Quote]

no because nusois can't even trace properly because they're all hopped up on prime and lunchlies and all the oldsois have already died of old age. jakking is a lost art, except for me i still got it get fucked kek.

Squirreljak 12/27/25 (Sat) 10:05:14 №14578916 [Quote]

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>>14578902
im a better 'jaker than you

Chud 12/27/25 (Sat) 10:06:17 №14578922 [Quote]

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Beastjak 12/27/25 (Sat) 10:06:39 №14578927 [Quote]

>>14578888
Kys for using a coal offsiter popular jak

SLF 12/27/25 (Sat) 10:07:41 №14578933 [Quote]

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>>>14578888 (You)
>Kys for using a coal offsiter popular jak

Chud 12/27/25 (Sat) 10:08:08 №14578937 [Quote]

>>14578922
brimstone from the deepest pits of niggerhell wtf man

Chud 12/27/25 (Sat) 10:08:27 №14578940 [Quote]

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>no because nusois can't even trace properly because they're all hopped up on prime and lunchlies and all the oldsois have already died of old age. jakking is a lost art, except for me i still got it get fucked kek.

Lennonjak 12/27/25 (Sat) 10:08:51 №14578943 [Quote]

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>>14578916
nuh uh

Bobo 12/27/25 (Sat) 10:09:48 №14578948 [Quote]

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These are quite old, let me know your opinions (I know they're pretty brimmy, also the last one isn't mine I found it months ago and changed the blanket)

Chok 12/27/25 (Sat) 10:10:32 №14578955 [Quote]

>>14578948
Also I know the first one really isnt new but whatever

Chud 12/27/25 (Sat) 10:10:44 №14578956 [Quote]

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>>no because nusois can't even trace properly because they're all hopped up on prime and lunchlies and all the oldsois have already died of old age. jakking is a lost art, except for me i still got it get fucked kek.

Bapepe 12/27/25 (Sat) 10:11:32 №14578962 [Quote]

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