/soy/ - Soyjaks

You will never have a real job. You have no salary, you have no life, you have no real life interviews. You are a obese man twisted by IRC channels and Discord servers into a crude mockery of the working class.

All the “hot pockets” you make is pure goyslop and unhealthy. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your unpaid lifestyle behind closed doors.

Workers are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed them to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even Jannies who get paid 0.01 shitcoins once a decade look uncanny and unnatural to a worker.