Repost Massjak 12/26/25 (Fri) 20:23:06 â„– 14572516 [Quote]
>Doc, I can't sleep. <My science! Why not? >Every time I put down my iPhone and go to sleep, I keep hearing things. <Is it bigoted thoughts? Are the unwholesome chudcels getting to you? >No, I keep hearing "ITODDLER BTFO" coming from the walls and images of this red haired individual on the back of my eyelids. <What have you been doing to help >I took a bunch of Soysteins's sleep meds yesterday, and it still wont stop. <Very concerning. <And when did you start hearing these things? >When I went to pick up my new iPhone. <Oh dear, that's not good. >Your going to fix me up, right Soyberg? <I fear your phone, and possibly every electronic in your pod, has been contaminated and there is only one way to get your sleep back. >What's wrong? <You have a case of iToddleridus, but because of funding from Klaus Schwab, Doctor Fauci has discovered a cure. >What do I do? <You must get rid of your iPhone and use an Android from now on, and all electronics in your apartment must be shut off for one day. >But, what about reddit? I'll break my updoot and posting streak? <It's what Fauci would want you to do, and besides, you will die of sleep deprivation. >What about Tyrone coming over? <He will just have to wait. >Fine, Doctor Soyberg, I will comply. Reddit and Tyrone will just have to wait.
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