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We wish you a happy non-denominational winter festivity, we wish you a happy non-denominational winter festivity, and a fauci eurocentric calendar new year 🎆

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>just like muh marvel kinoez

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every knowledge about the universe o algo

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you have to sell your sovl to devil

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>>14572454
flashed by warrior Ps tbp every 5 seconds

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the ability to make craft beer come ouf my fingers

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>>14572467
flashed by warrior Ps tbp every 5 seconds

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>>14572464
can get used to it

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make it 2 inches longer

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>>14572478
>well you see according to soyence, when you view stuff constantly, you get used to it and stop being sensitive

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>>14572482
you lose your arms and ur legs

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My superpower is that I negate any downsides

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>>14572989
you get to live forever

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>>14572992
yippee!

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I get to teleport and whatnot

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>>14572994
its actually a curse in disguise doe

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>>14573024
evendoe i get to grind up niggers for eternity

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Memorywiping people

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>>14573046
you get to outlive everyone and also you will be super lonely

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>>14573058
you cant ever wipe your ass again after taking a shit or in general

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>>14573064
It's fine I always let it crust anyways

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I finally become white (and a real womxn)

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>>14573098
You bleed a liter of blood out of your anus every other day

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>>14573098
no downsides this is you now, you are a real woman (trans women ARE women, bigot)
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i have dementia

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i have dementia

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i have dementia

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i have dementia

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i have dementia

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i have dementia

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i have dementia

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i have dementia

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>>14573127
you forget you have dementia so you lose your superpower

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Stop time

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>>14573155
you're not immune to your own power and you stop too.

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>>14573165
I was expecting something like
>You get the super diahrrea and you become vantablack and you pee everywhere and then you die
But ok

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>>14573182
that would be a second superpower



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